[Playing with memes + abstract + crazy writing + relaxed daily life + invincible + no official CP, just random stuff]

Jiang Miao: Let go of the desire to help others and laugh at the fate of others.

But then again, as long as the money is in place, I can help you stab your destiny!

Jiang Miao cheated on three gods, fled to the mortal world after the crime was exposed, and pretended to be the daughter of Xuanyuan Hou Mansion but lost her memory.

The Marquis's Mansion fell into such decline that it was almost stripped of its title. It was she who secretly performed rituals to change its fortunes and revive the Mansion.

As a result, as soon as the real daughter came back, she was kicked out of the marquis's mansion and left with nothing.

The whole capital was laughing at Jiang Miao.

Looking at the black fog covering the Marquis' Mansion, she smiled crookedly: You are too happy too early!

After she stopped being a rich lady, Jiang Miao's life became insane.

She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and digs up ancestral graves; she beats people, quarrels with them, and deceives the emperor. The whole capital is going crazy with her!

As the saying goes, if I have a bowl of rice to eat, you will have a bowl to wash. The children of the powerful and wealthy compete to be my younger brothers.

By the time the Jiang family, who were in dire straits and had come to their senses, begged her to return home, she had become everyone's darling in the capital.

The Xuanyuanhou family finally understood that without Jiang Miao they were nothing.

The Marquis and his entire family hanged themselves to force Jiang Miao to return home.

Jiang Miao smiled and kicked over the stool under their feet: As long as I have no morals, morality cannot hold me hostage.

She was too happy too soon, the gods were chasing her with swords in hand...

One day, three gods stopped her with stern faces: Choose one, or you will die together!

Jiang•滚刀肉•苗: Love is too tiring, let’s become sworn brothers.

Note: The heroine loves to make money, please do not enter if you don’t like it.

After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."

"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.

"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"

"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"

"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"

"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"

Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.

"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"

"Now it seems that my original choice was right."

Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.

Following Chu Yunxiu to Yanyu for saving his life.

Chu Yunxiu saved An Ning, but An Ning couldn't even give Chu Yunxiu a championship.

Yanyu spent four years, but he missed the championship and couldn't get a spot in the All-Stars.

Other players regarded An Ning as their biggest enemy.

Critics called An Ning a failed knight.

Rather than torment each other, it's better to break up.

After that, he became a knight of Thunder.

The Ninth Daughter, Lang Jiuchuan, of the Kai Ping Marquis Manor, returned to the capital for a funeral after being away for over a decade. However, her reunion was far from warm; her birth mother disliked her, and her family treated her like an unwelcome troublemaker.

Upon her first entry into the capital's social circles, the esteemed gentry ridiculed her, scoffing that she was raised in the countryside, looked frail and sickly, and acted crudely—like a wild weed from the mountains, unfit for proper society.

Lang Jiuchuan, however, thought, "Wild weeds are great! They're full of life, growing with the wind—that truly appeals to me!"

While everyone secretly placed bets on when this unremarkable, "short-lived ghost" would pass away, they forgot that she was, in fact, a "scourge" who could last for millennia.

That's right, she might look delicate, soft-bodied, and easy to bully, but try crossing her!

You lament that I have no one to protect me? What a joke! I can form my own wings; why would I need to look up to a ladder?

She can sever yang during the day and yin at night, her supernatural abilities known throughout the land. When people desperately kneel and offer great sums to seek her help, Lang Jiuchuan...

Jiang Yi, a sword genius, died before completing his cultivation. He was saved by the Lazy Immortal's inheritance and embarked on the path of demon slaying.

Other people's spirits are treated like ancestors, but Jiang Yi's spirits treat her like an ancestor.

Centuries later, Jiang Yi became famous throughout the Three Realms, commanding numerous demon spirits. He could fight against powerful figures and also support his family and farm.

Jiang Yi: My achievements today are all thanks to my self-discipline, hard work, and lofty ideals!

Demon Spirit A: My master's daily routine is nothing but idleness, but she is indeed very self-disciplined. After all, persisting in not being self-disciplined every day is also a form of self-discipline! I will learn from my master and become a self-disciplined demon. I will practice my spells 10,000 times and charge!

Spirit B: My master, who is knowledgeable in astronomy but paralyzed in the lower limbs, sleeps all day long, unable to even get out of bed, and has no time to read. It's so hard for him! Master, you just lie there and relax. Leave the work of earning money to support the family to me!

Demon Spirit C: My master's lifelong wish is to go all in! First, to do nothing; second, to rest constantly. Anyone who dares to disturb my master from achieving his wish will face my wrath, and I'll slaughter their entire clan several times over!

All beings in the Three Realms: Why is she so lazy yet so strong? (crying)

The young lady of the Tang family, who was born weak and had been sent to a Taoist temple for five years, was taken back.

Everyone had their own thoughts and planned to welcome the delicate and sickly little girl, but unexpectedly they saw a shiny little bald head.

He follows them around like a little tail all day long, saying that they won't live long.

The Tang family was resistant to this at first. Even if he wasn't a well-behaved and cute little boy, he shouldn't be a little charlatan who talked nonsense!

Later, seeing that the little girl had made the bad guys so angry that they were about to attack, she held a small whisk in one hand and clenched her little pink fist in the other to "win people over with virtue" for them, amid the exclamations of the crowd.

The Tang family who are gradually becoming gigolos: How delicious!

**

The wealthy Rong family has a century-old heritage. It is rumored that there is a noble young master in this mansion. He wears a Tang suit and has Buddhist beads around his wrists. Everyone is afraid of him.

One day, on a reclining chair under a pear tree in the compound, the boy, who was always calm, wise, and almost demonic, had a bunch of balls of plush yarn neatly placed on his lap.

The guards were puzzled as this young master had never done any housework.

Then I heard this man ask in a gentle voice: After thinking about it, I think a plush hat is more warm. Do you think Jinjin will look better in a pink one or a colorful one?

Konoe: ???

**

Rong Qing knew since childhood that he was different from others and too violent, so evil spirits always wanted to get close to him.

Until she met Tang Jin holding a small whisk, pinning the evil spirits to the ground with a hammer, and the monsters fled everywhere, she was still thinking that the sea of suffering is endless and it is time to turn back.

Later, Rong Qing touched the other person's little bald head, smiled and pulled her hand: Jinjin, can you also help your brother?

Because you are so beautiful, Xiaonai let someone hold her hand today and said softly and reservedly: "Okay."

[Book Transmigration + System + Cute Baby in the Entertainment Circle]

Yan Yueqing transmigrated into a book and became an 18th-tier cannon fodder in a children's variety show.

The heroine became popular thanks to the baby variety show, while the cannon fodder attracted countless cyberbullyings thanks to her licking dog personality.

After the cannon fodder committed suicide by jumping into the sea, the heroine not only lived in her house and spent her money, but also relied on her child to make a comeback!

Yan Yueqing: Thank you for the invitation! I raise my own son! The heroine is alone and beautiful, don't get involved with me!

You're a bootlicker, right? System: I'll give you 50 billion in starting funds, so you can lick them slowly!

Cyberbullying, right? After the baby variety show aired, fans all over the internet called out "Mom"!

In the Haojing Villa, the little icy face looked at Yan Yueqing, who was very popular in the live broadcast, and said indifferently: "Dad, from now on, my mother's standards will be based on this."

A business tycoon suppressed his laughter and said, "That's your biological mother."

Little Ice Face: ???

Zhang Yongan traveled through the high-level martial arts world, became the president of the martial arts college, and activated the system of [My strength is the sum of all the strength in the school].

His strength is linked to that of all the students in the school. The stronger the students are, the stronger he is!

then,

He broke into the alien race and seized their spiritual veins and cultivation resources.

Invest resources in students. The stronger the students, the stronger our strength.

Many years later,

While students from top martial arts universities are still worried about not being able to break through to the fourth-grade martial artist upon graduation, graduates from junior college martial arts schools have already become fifth-grade, sixth-grade, and even grandmasters!

Students from Kyoto Wuhan University and Shanghai Wuhan University: A good martial arts college is better than a top martial arts university. I want to upgrade from my undergraduate degree to a college!

Students of this school: "Kill the aliens, protect our country, and dedicate our lives to the principal!"

[Military Academy + Mecha + No CP + Coming-of-Age + Ensemble Cast + Light Humor + Five-Person Team + Team Spirit]

For the first seventeen years of her life, Jiang Lin had one goal: to get into the Mechanical Engineering Department at Mingde University and become a high-paid mecha engineer.

But a sudden turn of events sent her to Dawn Military Academy, setting her on the path to becoming an elite solo combatant.

Inter-school tournaments, live combat training, interstellar warfare...

Years later, five bold and determined young cadets stand side by side atop the ruins—unquestionably the strongest team among the three academies.

“Did you join Dawn Military Academy just to win the championship today?”

“No. I joined to rebuild Dawn—with blood and flesh.”

[Squad Introduction]

Jiang Lin (Female) – Solo Combatant, 182 cm.

Agile-type battle mecha “Qingfeng”; excels at close-quarters combat.

Lone wolf.

“One strike not enough? Then I’ll just slash a few more times.”

Quan Ya (Female) – Logistics, 165 cm.

A medic who can’t cook well isn’t a good support.

“I bought your life with a bowl of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.”

Kang Yao (Male) – Mecha Engineer, 175 cm.

Finds people annoying but still builds mechas with a cold face.

Sharp tongue, scary talent, fragile body.

“That was harsh? Trust me, I haven’t even started yet.”

Jiang Ying (Male) – Solo Combatant, 191 cm.

Mid-firepower mecha “Shadowweight”; specializes in guns and explosives.

Appears like a cool tough guy, but actually a shy foodie.

“Can’t help you with that. Buy me dinner? …Alright, then maybe I can.”

Yang Xing (Female) – Commander, 172 cm.

You’ve got your mental power, she’s got her tactics.

On the battlefield:

“Alone, I stand in place of a thousand troops.”

(Farming, no CP, strong female characters, witches, alchemy, magic, puppets, adorable pets, survival, natural disasters) Lan Qingyou, who lost her parents and legs in a car accident and is left bedridden, is forced to cross over to a magically ravaged alternate world and struggle to survive. Survival? Not much. Though she only possesses an E-rank talent and a tree-hole shelter at the start, Lan Qingyou remains undaunted. She studies alchemy, cultivates herbs, and crafts puppets, absorbing every bit of knowledge this world can offer her. Not talented enough? Develop a [Talent Upgrade Potion] to improve yourself. Humanity's upper limit too low? Develop a [Race Conversion Potion] to completely abandon humanity. [The [Talent Upgrade Potion] you craft has been recognized by the World Will, bestowing upon you the title 'Witch of the Tower'.] [You become the first witch of this world, bestowing upon you the unique title 'Origin Witch' and obtaining the world-class magical item 'Emerald Jade Record'. Others: "Your potions are too expensive! You're raising the price! You're taking advantage of the situation!" Lan Qingyou: "Buy if you want, buy if you don't." Someone was indignant: "Why do you sit on the top of the alchemy tower and overlook our struggle for survival?" Lan Qingyou: "My potions are SSS grade, my puppets are SSS grade. It's my kindness that you can buy my potions. You should say thank you." Tower: A card that represents 'destruction' in the Tarot. No matter the front or back, it has no good meaning. Protagonist: Lan Qingyou