[Book Transmigration + System + Cute Baby in the Entertainment Circle]
Yan Yueqing transmigrated into a book and became an 18th-tier cannon fodder in a children's variety show.
The heroine became popular thanks to the baby variety show, while the cannon fodder attracted countless cyberbullyings thanks to her licking dog personality.
After the cannon fodder committed suicide by jumping into the sea, the heroine not only lived in her house and spent her money, but also relied on her child to make a comeback!
Yan Yueqing: Thank you for the invitation! I raise my own son! The heroine is alone and beautiful, don't get involved with me!
You're a bootlicker, right? System: I'll give you 50 billion in starting funds, so you can lick them slowly!
Cyberbullying, right? After the baby variety show aired, fans all over the internet called out "Mom"!
In the Haojing Villa, the little icy face looked at Yan Yueqing, who was very popular in the live broadcast, and said indifferently: "Dad, from now on, my mother's standards will be based on this."
A business tycoon suppressed his laughter and said, "That's your biological mother."
Little Ice Face: ???
Jiang Feng traveled to a parallel world and originally planned to make a fortune by copying songs, novels, and movies.
However, he unexpectedly awakened the public welfare superstar system, and all the money he earned from copying songs would be donated to poor mountainous areas.
So, on the night that Jiang Feng won the Golden Melody Award, he was seen taking the subway to receive the award.
On the day he became the youngest actor to win the Best Actor award, he was photographed eating instant noodles and couldn't afford to add egg.
After participating in a hit variety show, he was discovered living in an old and dilapidated rental house in an urban village and using a mobile phone for the elderly.
Even when you go out to eat steak, you have to use scallops!
So, many people said that Jiang Feng was putting on a show.
But when all the Hope Primary Schools donated by Jiang Feng were exposed, the whole network was moved to tears.
It turns out that we all misunderstood him?
The Ninth Daughter, Lang Jiuchuan, of the Kai Ping Marquis Manor, returned to the capital for a funeral after being away for over a decade. However, her reunion was far from warm; her birth mother disliked her, and her family treated her like an unwelcome troublemaker.
Upon her first entry into the capital's social circles, the esteemed gentry ridiculed her, scoffing that she was raised in the countryside, looked frail and sickly, and acted crudely—like a wild weed from the mountains, unfit for proper society.
Lang Jiuchuan, however, thought, "Wild weeds are great! They're full of life, growing with the wind—that truly appeals to me!"
While everyone secretly placed bets on when this unremarkable, "short-lived ghost" would pass away, they forgot that she was, in fact, a "scourge" who could last for millennia.
That's right, she might look delicate, soft-bodied, and easy to bully, but try crossing her!
You lament that I have no one to protect me? What a joke! I can form my own wings; why would I need to look up to a ladder?
She can sever yang during the day and yin at night, her supernatural abilities known throughout the land. When people desperately kneel and offer great sums to seek her help, Lang Jiuchuan...
[No male protagonist + family affairs in the early stage + killing all enemies in the late stage + group portrait + careful planning]
[This is not a cool story, nor a romance story, but rather a story of political intrigue. It focuses on children's education, women's growth, and the righteousness of family and country.]
Qu Jiaolong gave birth to three sons for Marquis Dingyang and took charge of the household affairs, but she was abandoned by her husband and hated by her children.
The husband of her childhood sweetheart had already changed his heart and was willing to use his military exploits to get his wife married. Bai Lianhua appeared to be virtuous, but she actually gouged her knees.
She asked her eldest son for help, but he called her a madwoman; she cried to her second son, but he slapped her in the face.
Even her beloved youngest daughter said, "Why don't you die? Because of you, no one will marry me! If you die, the Second Madam will be my mother!"
In a cold winter month, Old Lady Qu died with hatred in her heart.
When she opened her eyes again, she was reborn to the day when her husband brought Bai Lianhua back home.
"Jiaolong, Rou'er is homeless. Let her stay here first. I'll help her find her family and then send her away. Don't worry too much."
In her previous life, she had caused a big fuss and was rejected. In this life, she nodded calmly, "Okay."
She was the orphan of a great general who defended the country. All the loyal and brave members of her family died tragically. Her husband promised to find out the truth for her, but she believed his lies and was trapped in the harem all her life, but she never got the chance until her death.
When she was reborn, her only wish was to avenge her parents. As for her husband and children, whoever wanted them could take them.
She single-handedly rebuilt the Qu family army and became the female war god of Dai Viet. She spent all day with the soldiers, drinking and eating meat happily.
The three ungrateful people suddenly changed their attitude.
The eldest son carried a gun to protect her in front of the horse: Whoever dares to hurt my mother, I will kill his entire camp!
The second son held up the head of Bai Lianhua and asked for credit: "Mom! I chopped this bitch off!"
The youngest daughter donned armor and held a sword: "I won't marry! I want to be a female king of hell, even more fierce than my mother!"
After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."
"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.
"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"
"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"
"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"
"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"
Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.
"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"
"Now it seems that my original choice was right."
Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.
【Metaphysics + Entertainment + Variety Show + Live Broadcast + Barrage】
The witch Ningning traveled to the modern society. Her original identity was a fake rich girl who had just been discovered and expelled from a wealthy family. She was experiencing cyberbullying and was boycotted by the entire network.
Agent: You piece of trash, either die or get sold, your choice!
Ningning: You’re going to be hit by a car.
Ten minutes later, the agent was in a car accident and was admitted to the hospital.
Nurse: I know you’re having a hard time, but please don’t lie to me!
Ningning: I really can tell fortunes. Believe it or not, you are about to die.
The nurse who escaped the disaster: Oh my god, I met a real big shot!
Netizens: Have you heard that counterfeit goods are having a miserable life now, and they even have to live in dilapidated Taoist temples!
Ningning: Well, actually, I’m super rich~
*
Ningning and her adopted brother will appear on a sibling variety show together, and will soon become the control group for the real rich siblings.
In the first episode, the production crew went to the house to pick someone up, and the audience was waiting to see the miserable situation of the fake daughter, but the audience went crazy: What's going on with this super luxurious villa!
Ningning: I told you, I’m super rich~
In the show, the real daughter and her younger brother love each other.
Ningning and her brother looked unfamiliar with each other.
Ningning: How about I catch you a ghost to serve you?
Ning Nian looked at the food brought by the ghost:?
Survival in the wild tests the unity between siblings. Ningning is lazy and says: I don’t want to leave. How about I let the animals help you?
Ning Nian looked at the rabbit that the wolf threw at his feet:?
In the countryside, after planting, everyone was scrambling to find water with buckets. Ningning: Don't water anymore, I'm praying for rain tonight.
In the middle of the night, Ning Nian looked at the heavy rain outside the window:?
Audience: Help! Someone please take care of her!
Ningning became popular and became the well-deserved national sister.
The young lady of the Tang family, who was born weak and had been sent to a Taoist temple for five years, was taken back.
Everyone had their own thoughts and planned to welcome the delicate and sickly little girl, but unexpectedly they saw a shiny little bald head.
He follows them around like a little tail all day long, saying that they won't live long.
The Tang family was resistant to this at first. Even if he wasn't a well-behaved and cute little boy, he shouldn't be a little charlatan who talked nonsense!
Later, seeing that the little girl had made the bad guys so angry that they were about to attack, she held a small whisk in one hand and clenched her little pink fist in the other to "win people over with virtue" for them, amid the exclamations of the crowd.
The Tang family who are gradually becoming gigolos: How delicious!
**
The wealthy Rong family has a century-old heritage. It is rumored that there is a noble young master in this mansion. He wears a Tang suit and has Buddhist beads around his wrists. Everyone is afraid of him.
One day, on a reclining chair under a pear tree in the compound, the boy, who was always calm, wise, and almost demonic, had a bunch of balls of plush yarn neatly placed on his lap.
The guards were puzzled as this young master had never done any housework.
Then I heard this man ask in a gentle voice: After thinking about it, I think a plush hat is more warm. Do you think Jinjin will look better in a pink one or a colorful one?
Konoe: ???
**
Rong Qing knew since childhood that he was different from others and too violent, so evil spirits always wanted to get close to him.
Until she met Tang Jin holding a small whisk, pinning the evil spirits to the ground with a hammer, and the monsters fled everywhere, she was still thinking that the sea of suffering is endless and it is time to turn back.
Later, Rong Qing touched the other person's little bald head, smiled and pulled her hand: Jinjin, can you also help your brother?
Because you are so beautiful, Xiaonai let someone hold her hand today and said softly and reservedly: "Okay."
What should I do after traveling through time?
Chu Chi held his head and thought for a long time. The zombie's brain was newly grown, so he had to use it carefully. When he was undecided, he would sleep first.
After Lin Youan woke up, he immediately took his sister and fled the wolf's den, and found a stepmother for himself on the way.
"You said you are my son?"
"Um."
"How old am I?"
"eighteen?"
"How old are you?"
"Eight years old."
"I've read a lot, don't lie to me! Can I get pregnant and have a baby at the age of ten?"
“………”
"You are my stepmother, and this is your biological daughter!"
After saying that, the ragged little kid took out an even smaller kid.
Staring at the tattered swaddling clothes, Chu Chi looked at his own large body and felt a little unsure.
Maybe, this is really my cub?
As I said, zombies' brains are newly grown, so we must use them with care! If something is unfathomable, it must be true!
So, Chu Chi, who was delighted to be a stepmother, played happily with the two little kids. But who could tell the zombies who this beautiful girl who jumped out and tried to snatch the little kids was to me?
(Double purity, double purity, double purity! CP Dai Xiaoqi vs Shen Xiaowu, the fate of past and present life, thank you.)
[Playing with memes + abstract + crazy writing + relaxed daily life + invincible + no official CP, just random stuff]
Jiang Miao: Let go of the desire to help others and laugh at the fate of others.
But then again, as long as the money is in place, I can help you stab your destiny!
Jiang Miao cheated on three gods, fled to the mortal world after the crime was exposed, and pretended to be the daughter of Xuanyuan Hou Mansion but lost her memory.
The Marquis's Mansion fell into such decline that it was almost stripped of its title. It was she who secretly performed rituals to change its fortunes and revive the Mansion.
As a result, as soon as the real daughter came back, she was kicked out of the marquis's mansion and left with nothing.
The whole capital was laughing at Jiang Miao.
Looking at the black fog covering the Marquis' Mansion, she smiled crookedly: You are too happy too early!
After she stopped being a rich lady, Jiang Miao's life became insane.
She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and digs up ancestral graves; she beats people, quarrels with them, and deceives the emperor. The whole capital is going crazy with her!
As the saying goes, if I have a bowl of rice to eat, you will have a bowl to wash. The children of the powerful and wealthy compete to be my younger brothers.
By the time the Jiang family, who were in dire straits and had come to their senses, begged her to return home, she had become everyone's darling in the capital.
The Xuanyuanhou family finally understood that without Jiang Miao they were nothing.
The Marquis and his entire family hanged themselves to force Jiang Miao to return home.
Jiang Miao smiled and kicked over the stool under their feet: As long as I have no morals, morality cannot hold me hostage.
She was too happy too soon, the gods were chasing her with swords in hand...
One day, three gods stopped her with stern faces: Choose one, or you will die together!
Jiang•滚刀肉•苗: Love is too tiring, let’s become sworn brothers.
Note: The heroine loves to make money, please do not enter if you don’t like it.
[Soul swap + listening to inner voices + cute baby + group favorite + funny + metaphysics + very crazy and very happy]
Yuan Yuan was reborn after the sacrifice, and was reincarnated as the daughter of a tyrant who was replaced as the prince by a cat.
As soon as she opened her eyes, she was faced with the tyrant's "complete confiscation of property" and was sent to a "brothel".
The world is about to fall apart! She is less than a month old and can't even speak. How can she save herself?
Yuan Yuan: I’m dying! My tyrant dad is going to sell me to a brothel! Wuuuuuu…
Tyrant: Where does that sound come from?
Yuan Yuan: You jerk dad, I am your biological daughter! The one in your palace is fake!
The tyrant locked his eyes on Yuan Yuan.
Tyrant: Monster! Die!
Yuanyuan is shocked! The tyrant wants to kill her!?
The next second, their souls exchanged.
Yuanyuan: Fortunately I put away the sword quickly, otherwise I would be dead!
Destiny Chart: If you die, you can become emperor! If you can't die, he will die.
Yuanyuan: Why didn’t you say so earlier!
So Yuanyuan kept committing suicide.
Yuanyuan: Hehe, I peed on my tyrant dad, kill me now!
Yuanyuan: If I spit all over his face, will he kill me?
Yuanyuan: No! I won’t wash my feet! I want to stuff my stinky feet into my scumbag dad’s mouth!
The tyrant's veins were throbbing with rage!
He can hear her inner voice, okay?!
Famous scene 1
"Your Majesty! This is bad! That evil spirit is using your body to cause trouble again~"
The tyrant who was attending court ran into the baby's body the next second and watched the evil spirit eating and drinking in his throne room.