Su Jiu felt like her life was a joke. She couldn't find her parents, couldn't save her friends, and even the pills, artifacts, and magic treasures she obtained always ended up in someone else's hands in some strange way.
Only after she died did she realize that she was just a marginal character in a storybook, the kind of cannon fodder where even a passerby had more lines than her.
Having been given a second chance at life, all she wants is for the fates of those important to her to escape this story and not repeat the tragedy of her previous life.
Several points to emphasize: 1. This is a female-centric novel; the female lead is habitually self-reliant and will not be forced to become less intelligent by men. 2. It's a traditional cultivation story; the female lead climbs the ranks step by step without relying on any man. 3. The beauty mark under her eye, emphasized earlier in the plot, is the female lead's biggest advantage.
In short, my Ajiu is the best, incomparably beautiful, and incredibly cool when she fights! No arguments allowed!
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[Refreshing story + Transmigration + No romance + Silly + System + Empress + Beloved by the Group + Domination in a Chaotic World + Infrastructure Building + Farming]
Shi Xiaojiu, a little zombie king from the apocalypse, opened her eyes to find herself the unexpected village chief of Taoyuan Village. With a system in her mind constantly monitoring her to become a qualified village chief, Xiaojiu diligently worked hard to complete tasks and earn points as rewards.
Until one day, enemy troops attacked and the village was destroyed.
Little Wine is furious!!!
What bullshit is this "a gentleman's revenge is never too late"? I'll take my revenge from morning till night.
Why reason when violence can solve everything?
From then on, he led the villagers down a path of no return, constantly robbing and stealing.
System: Please strive to become a qualified village chief.
Xiaojiu: Okay, I'm working on it.
System: Something seems off.
Xiao Jiu: What's wrong? The villagers are well-fed and clothed, and skilled in both literature and martial arts.
System: What's right? I'm telling you to be a qualified village chief, leading the villagers to prosperity, not leading them to rob.
Xiao Jiu: I didn't steal it, don't talk nonsense, it was given to us voluntarily by others.
...
Until one day, her true identity was revealed, and Xiao Jiu looked at the bunch of good-for-nothings in the imperial city.
We are all descendants of the emperor. If princes can fight for the throne, why can't we?
Xiao Jiu: System, being a village chief is too narrow-minded. I want to be an empress.
System: Understood, I'll upgrade immediately.
One night, Lin Ruoxuan died suddenly from staying up all night. She transmigrated into the body of a vicious female supporting character in a book. She had been opposing the female lead since childhood, and even after the female lead awakened her physique, she continued to provoke and court death. In the end, she was killed by a sword.
However, at this moment, Lin Ruoxuan looked at her initial panel and realized that her single spiritual root had become a triple spiritual root. What was the point of fighting now? She would have difficulty even protecting herself.
Just when everyone thought there was a way out, Lin Ruoxuan was accepted as a disciple by the third-ranked sect in the cultivation world, thus beginning her journey in the world of talismans.
However, her master wanted her to be self-taught? Fine, self-taught it is then. Finally, one day, her master looked at the top-grade pills she had refined and fell into deep thought...
Her gentle and refined senior brother was captivated by the defensive magical artifact she had made for him, while her sword-wielding second senior brother often sparred with her under the moonlight.
What? There are rumors that she has an affair with the peak master of Tianjian Peak? What kind of talk is this? Unbelievable, they are actually siblings.
Senior Brother: Junior Sister, why do you know how to forge weapons? Junior Sister: Because I can temper my body while forging. Senior Brother was astonished.
As for why she was cultivating her body... Lin Ruoxuan silently looked at the ghost, no, the immortal soul inside her body: Lin Ruoxuan, when will this ever end?
The female lead is blessed by the heavens, but she holds the script in her hand. Good things belong to whoever gets them first; I'm not going to fight you for them.
Fengxi was reborn as a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel about cultivating immortals. The day she traveled through the book was her death anniversary.
In order to survive, she tried every possible means to leave the Hunyuan Sect where the heroine was and joined the Xuantian Sect.
Wow!
In the book, the five close senior brothers are all the heroine's bootlickers, and each one dies more miserably than the other.
Feng Xi smiled evilly: "Is it so great to be a dog licker? Is there a dog like me?"
The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine's blood could detoxify him. From then on, he became the heroine's senior bootlicker, but in the end, he was kicked into the abyss of the devil by the heroine, and his soul was shattered?
Feng Xi happily brought a large basin of dog blood:
"Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large and the effect is strong!"
After swallowing the detoxification pill, the heroine was about to cut her finger: "..."
The second senior brother has the blood of the royal family of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill that can hide his bloodline. From then on, the second senior brother was willing to go through life and death for the heroine, even if he was pushed out by the heroine to be a scapegoat in the end, he would be happy to do so?
Feng Xi brought out the 10,000-year friendship covenant between the human race and the Yan race:
"Second Brother, show off your noble Yan clan royal bloodline to your heart's content! Thousands of girls will go crazy for you and bang their heads against the wall for you!"
The heroine looked at the Hidden Blood Pill in her hand, which she needed to take once every three months: "..."
Fengxi’s life creed: Be the best among dogs, and then you will be the best among people!
I traveled to a parallel world and became a police academy graduate.
When Xu Lin received his assigned work unit, he looked completely bewildered.
He, a prospective criminal investigator who graduated with top marks in criminal investigation, was assigned to the traffic police team. What does that mean?
So you won't let me do criminal investigation, huh?
That's easy, I, as a traffic cop, can also take over the work of criminal investigators.
On his first day at work, he arrested seven habitual thieves and one kidnapper and murderer.
The next day, a B-level agent was arrested.
On the third day, the mastermind behind a shocking case that had been hidden for 10 years was uncovered.
Day 4...
Traffic police captain: "Damn it, we're traffic police, why are you sending people to the criminal investigation department every day?"
Chief: "Who? Who sent Xu Lin to the traffic police station? Step forward! Investigate thoroughly, and get him dismissed from his post!"
A legend circulates among criminals: "You can go anywhere, except Jiangyun City. If you go there, you'll definitely get caught!"
[Pampered by the group + Satisfying read + A villainous character who is drastically altered into a male mother + A villainous father who is coaxed into a charming smile + A female supporting character with a system]
Wenruan is a vicious villain who dreams of ruling the world.
Good news: I've transmigrated into the body of the villain Qin Jiuzhou's biological daughter, who is three and a half years old.
Bad news: I've transmigrated into a side story. The incredibly powerful and cunning villain is missing something; all he has left is his cunning and dampness.
Undeterred, she sought to revive her former glory. Facing Qin Jiuzhou, she spoke seductively: "Do you want the female lead? Do you want to unify the world? Cooperate with me, and you will reclaim everything that belongs to you."
Qin Jiuzhou remained silent, only holding the feather duster and sneering.
——
Qin Jiuzhou was known for his madness and killing spree, earning him the reputation of being tyrannical and ruthless, a sentiment he shared.
But after Wen Ruan appeared, shouting "Unify the world and destroy the world," and offered him advice...
The world didn't really wrong him that much.
The infamous King Yama, feared by all, was teaching his daughter to be kind and compassionate late at night, holding a book in his hand.
But somehow, he ended up being taught a lesson by the other party, and even when he wanted to go crazy, he could only do so when his father was sleeping.
He was even willingly coaxed into pouting, unable to bear seeing Wenru suffer the slightest grievance.
Wenru was called a bastard, so he went to his door with a sword.
As Wenruan went to school, he asked sharply, "Everyone else has a tutor, why doesn't my Ruanruan?"
Wen Ruan secretly became the "Crown Princess" of Beijing's elite circles, gathering a group of followers, and he...
Tired? Let's rebel!
——
The entire court discovered that the once ruthless and cunning King of Qin had changed—
I've stopped drinking and started taking care of the kids.
He's stopped fawning over his sweetheart and started being a doting father to his daughter.
The scariest thing is... he's really going to rebel!
[Forced to work, resentful male mother, villainous father]
(The middle and late stages involve fantasy and lightheartedness, mainly comedy + no abuse in the whole text + group love + the heroine has a three-year-old mentality)
After traveling through time, Gu Yuanyuan became a three and a half year old baby.
Daddy has all the power in the world, and mommy is very protective of her children.
The only bad thing is that various reborn people who come to seek revenge on 'Gu Yuanyuan' begin to appear one after another around him.
The reborn bosses raised their banners high and were determined to destroy Gu Yuanyuan and avenge their hatred.
But, when the silly little baby appeared...
Scheming elder sister: This little idiot is mine and no one can take him away from me.
Cold little brother: I will give Yuanyuan whatever she wants.
Yandere little brother: Anyone who bullies Yuanyuan deserves to die.
【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】
It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!
It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!
After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.
"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"
Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.
But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!
From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!
Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.
[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]
emperor:……
That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.
[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]
National Defense General: ...
[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]
Grand Master: ...
The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!
Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.
Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!
【Metaphysics + Entertainment + Variety Show + Live Broadcast + Barrage】
The witch Ningning traveled to the modern society. Her original identity was a fake rich girl who had just been discovered and expelled from a wealthy family. She was experiencing cyberbullying and was boycotted by the entire network.
Agent: You piece of trash, either die or get sold, your choice!
Ningning: You’re going to be hit by a car.
Ten minutes later, the agent was in a car accident and was admitted to the hospital.
Nurse: I know you’re having a hard time, but please don’t lie to me!
Ningning: I really can tell fortunes. Believe it or not, you are about to die.
The nurse who escaped the disaster: Oh my god, I met a real big shot!
Netizens: Have you heard that counterfeit goods are having a miserable life now, and they even have to live in dilapidated Taoist temples!
Ningning: Well, actually, I’m super rich~
*
Ningning and her adopted brother will appear on a sibling variety show together, and will soon become the control group for the real rich siblings.
In the first episode, the production crew went to the house to pick someone up, and the audience was waiting to see the miserable situation of the fake daughter, but the audience went crazy: What's going on with this super luxurious villa!
Ningning: I told you, I’m super rich~
In the show, the real daughter and her younger brother love each other.
Ningning and her brother looked unfamiliar with each other.
Ningning: How about I catch you a ghost to serve you?
Ning Nian looked at the food brought by the ghost:?
Survival in the wild tests the unity between siblings. Ningning is lazy and says: I don’t want to leave. How about I let the animals help you?
Ning Nian looked at the rabbit that the wolf threw at his feet:?
In the countryside, after planting, everyone was scrambling to find water with buckets. Ningning: Don't water anymore, I'm praying for rain tonight.
In the middle of the night, Ning Nian looked at the heavy rain outside the window:?
Audience: Help! Someone please take care of her!
Ningning became popular and became the well-deserved national sister.
[Playing with memes + abstract + crazy writing + relaxed daily life + invincible + no official CP, just random stuff]
Jiang Miao: Let go of the desire to help others and laugh at the fate of others.
But then again, as long as the money is in place, I can help you stab your destiny!
Jiang Miao cheated on three gods, fled to the mortal world after the crime was exposed, and pretended to be the daughter of Xuanyuan Hou Mansion but lost her memory.
The Marquis's Mansion fell into such decline that it was almost stripped of its title. It was she who secretly performed rituals to change its fortunes and revive the Mansion.
As a result, as soon as the real daughter came back, she was kicked out of the marquis's mansion and left with nothing.
The whole capital was laughing at Jiang Miao.
Looking at the black fog covering the Marquis' Mansion, she smiled crookedly: You are too happy too early!
After she stopped being a rich lady, Jiang Miao's life became insane.
She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and digs up ancestral graves; she beats people, quarrels with them, and deceives the emperor. The whole capital is going crazy with her!
As the saying goes, if I have a bowl of rice to eat, you will have a bowl to wash. The children of the powerful and wealthy compete to be my younger brothers.
By the time the Jiang family, who were in dire straits and had come to their senses, begged her to return home, she had become everyone's darling in the capital.
The Xuanyuanhou family finally understood that without Jiang Miao they were nothing.
The Marquis and his entire family hanged themselves to force Jiang Miao to return home.
Jiang Miao smiled and kicked over the stool under their feet: As long as I have no morals, morality cannot hold me hostage.
She was too happy too soon, the gods were chasing her with swords in hand...
One day, three gods stopped her with stern faces: Choose one, or you will die together!
Jiang•滚刀肉•苗: Love is too tiring, let’s become sworn brothers.
Note: The heroine loves to make money, please do not enter if you don’t like it.