Have you heard? There’s a certain kind of person in this world, who, even without any substantial contact, and with just a flash of thought, can discern a lot.

Their eyes have the ability to penetrate through to the past, to clarify the present and to break the veil of the future. They can see what you see through your eyes, smell what you smell through your nose, taste what you taste through your tongue, and can even perceive what you think through your heart.

This kind of a person is called—a psychic.

A story about the awakening of a ‘guabi’, who is merely plodding through life, from his deep slumber. (*guabi, a slang term, meaning ‘dead idiot’ = people who are penniless and jobless)

Ren Zhu: Quiet down! Look at the blackboard! I'm about to start my lecture! Naughty Kid 1: Hahaha, who's this, weakling! Naughty Kid 2: Listening to a lecture is worse than dancing. What are you doing listening to a lecture? Get up and have fun! False Good Kid: Sit up straight. Ren Zhu: ... Naughty Kid 1: You received 1 quiet gaze from the homeroom teacher. Your Stamina decreased by 500. You're now weak! Naughty Kid 2: You received 1 deep gaze from the homeroom teacher. Your Intelligence decreased by 50. You're now mentally retarded! False Good Kid: You received 1 gratified gaze from the homeroom teacher. Your Intelligence and Stamina increased by 50. You're now excited.

As soon as Gao Yan came back from vacation in his hometown, he found that there was an eight-handed wooden evil Guanyin in his suitcase that could not be thrown away.

The moment he stepped out of the temple, Gao Yan fell into the Guan Luo Yin scene. A prompting in his ears spoke:

Welcome to the game of the gods~

First, please be sure to obey the words of the gods.

Second, the latest red hot post on the top read: Shock! The whereabouts of Chu Suibi, the only person in the world who passed the main god-level difficulty, is unknown. According to insiders, Chu Suibi is chasing his wife. Yes, you have read that right, that old dog forced Chu Suibi to have a wife!

Gao Yan, who has never involved himself with worldly matters, meets Chu Suibi, someone who is too keen to break the rules.

Gao Yan: I am a good person.

Chu Suibi: Me too.

God: Bullshit!!!