No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.

Fortune Telling, a mysterious technique, can also be said dangerous because it can change the catastrophe and make it auspicious…

Teacher: Don’t give me these useless papers to me, have you finished answering your test paper?

Lin Qingyin took out a tortoiseshell: Teacher, can I use divination to get the answer?

Lin Qingyin, the master of fortune-telling, didn’t succeed in the Thunder Tribulation when she tried to ascend. When she woke up again, she became a high school student. Lin Qingyin, who was not afraid of Thunder Tribulation, looked at the thick test paper in front of her and shivered. Only a thousand years had passed, how could the world become so scary!

Mu Anqi once encountered a fortune teller who told her that great fortune would come her way at the age of twenty. She didn’t believe a word of it.

Then, at twenty, she won the lottery—three hundred million.

Just as she was thinking, So this is what he meant by “great fortune,” huh?, she got hit by a car on her way to claim the prize.

When she woke up, she found herself in a strange place: the God’s space. She had entered a survival game world.

The rise and fall of life—this must be it.

Just as Mu Anqi was questioning the meaning of her existence, she discovered her activated ability was… surprisingly fun.

While other players were being chased by terrifying ghosts, the ghost in front of Mu Anqi was fuming in frustration—doing sit-ups?

When Mu Anqi was unluckily picked by the boss, she swiftly stuffed a red envelope into the boss’s arms. With a complicated expression, the boss was forced to escort her to the VIP viewing area… and redraw the “lucky” player.

When other players were sharpening their knives, ready to bully this “weak” girl, Mu Anqi threw a storm of red envelopes at their faces with lightning speed—“Heh, Players!”

I’m going to kill you, there are enough red envelopes!

[Everyone can read minds + relaxed and fun + gossiping + giving up + Buddhist-like slackers + ensemble cast]

No romantic pairing! But he has a follower and friends! (He has a crush on the female lead.)

Perhaps it was because of good deeds in her past life that she was reborn as the legitimate daughter of an official family. All she wants to do is be a beautiful, laid-back, and carefree girl.

However, the Imperial Observatory determined it to be an auspicious omen, and the emperor personally bestowed upon her the title of "Divine Messenger"!

When told that she had become the only female official in history to be allowed to attend court, Yun Qingyi was on the verge of tears. She didn't want to go to work, and she didn't want to get up early.

Her father comforted her, saying, "No, this isn't a job! The Emperor said she just needs to sit there and be a beautiful mascot."

All the officials in the court knew was that she could hear heavenly sounds; what they called heavenly sounds were just the gossip-eating system she was bound to.

She spends her days slacking off at court and gossiping, unaware that everyone can hear her true feelings!

As a result, the entire court heard many shocking stories and developed a love for gossip, even increasing their attendance rate significantly!

[What! The illegitimate son of the Ordnance Bureau is simultaneously corresponding with seven or eight women? What a master of time management!]

The Ordnance Bureau: Which rebellious son committed such a despicable act? I'll skin him alive...

Upon returning home that day, he thoroughly investigated all the illegitimate sons, and what he found shocked him.

[Breaking news! The young master of the Qi State Duke's mansion is the husband of Princess Pingyang and also the secret lover of General Yunhui!! Wow!]

General Yunhui: ...

[My God! The Ninth Prince loves cross-dressing! He's definitely a cross-dressing master!]

emperor:……

After the court session that day, several princes presented their younger brothers with a large trunk full of women's clothing. The younger brother was overjoyed; one less competitor.

[Metaphysics + Live Streaming + Thrilling Read]

The metaphysical master Yan Qiao was ambushed and transmigrated into a mystical artifact (a mobile phone) in the Xuanyuan Kingdom, becoming a virtual idol.

You start with just a mobile phone; from then on, you're entirely on your own.

Want to materialize your beliefs? Then just stream metaphysics to gain people's faith!

A child has been missing for months? Yan Qiao can calculate the house number where the child is hiding!

Is her own daughter possessed and eating raw meat? Yan Qiao remotely performs a hand seal and roasts the demon on the spot!

Fans lamented being harassed by a midnight phone call? Yan Qiaoling used divination to solve a 20-year-old cold case!

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In the Dharma-ending Age, the supernatural cultures of various countries are developing rapidly. The Onmyoji of Sakura Capital are eyeing us covetously from across the river, the magicians and witches of the Northern Snow Kingdom are on the verge of war, and the merfolk by the sea live in Buddhist seclusion.

Only the metaphysical culture of the Xuanyuan Kingdom gradually declined, and was even disliked by its own people for being old-fashioned.

Yan Qiao: Stiff? Is there some misunderstanding? Let's all get hyped!

Metaphysics is invincible and unstoppable!

Add technology, and I'll be the daddy!