Fortune Telling, a mysterious technique, can also be said dangerous because it can change the catastrophe and make it auspicious…
Teacher: Don’t give me these useless papers to me, have you finished answering your test paper?
Lin Qingyin took out a tortoiseshell: Teacher, can I use divination to get the answer?
Lin Qingyin, the master of fortune-telling, didn’t succeed in the Thunder Tribulation when she tried to ascend. When she woke up again, she became a high school student. Lin Qingyin, who was not afraid of Thunder Tribulation, looked at the thick test paper in front of her and shivered. Only a thousand years had passed, how could the world become so scary!
An Rugu just graduated from university and returned to her small, mountain village to inherit a rundown Daoist temple.
The Daoist temple is simple and solemn, but there are no visitors, and there is no money for incense.
She heard that doing livestreams can earn money, so she decided to give it a try.
But her livestream isn’t singing and dancing—she tells fortunes.
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A divination livestream appeared on the Shark streaming platform, and the netizens who saw it dismissed it at first.
[It’s 2021, and there are still people who practice feudal superstition.] [Look at you, you scam artist.]
But soon enough, the comments changed completely.
[Ah, master, you said my head was a little green, and my boyfriend who has been with me for ten years really cheated on me!]
[Master, you said that I was facing a bloody disaster. Thank you, master, for saving my life.]
After becoming popular, An Rugu somehow took over the task of promoting the Netherworld and became its spokesperson to the living.
Livestream divination to the living during the day—live attraction for ghosts at night.
[My grandpa came to me in a dream and told me to burn more paper money, so he can reward the streamer with dream money. Damn, the Netherworld really exists?!”]
[F*ck! The thief cried and returned the money to me after seeing the appearance of Hell in the livestream. He said he doesn’t want to go to Hell in the future.]
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Slice of life—except that An Rugu’s daily life consists of livestream divinations, conversing with denizens of the Netherworld, and running a halfway home for ghosts who don’t want to reincarnate yet.
Oh, and she also manages a small Daoist temple atop a pretty mountain with a magnificent view of the sky, rising through the clouds.
[Everyone can read minds + relaxed and fun + gossiping + giving up + Buddhist-like slackers + ensemble cast]
No romantic pairing! But he has a follower and friends! (He has a crush on the female lead.)
Perhaps it was because of good deeds in her past life that she was reborn as the legitimate daughter of an official family. All she wants to do is be a beautiful, laid-back, and carefree girl.
However, the Imperial Observatory determined it to be an auspicious omen, and the emperor personally bestowed upon her the title of "Divine Messenger"!
When told that she had become the only female official in history to be allowed to attend court, Yun Qingyi was on the verge of tears. She didn't want to go to work, and she didn't want to get up early.
Her father comforted her, saying, "No, this isn't a job! The Emperor said she just needs to sit there and be a beautiful mascot."
All the officials in the court knew was that she could hear heavenly sounds; what they called heavenly sounds were just the gossip-eating system she was bound to.
She spends her days slacking off at court and gossiping, unaware that everyone can hear her true feelings!
As a result, the entire court heard many shocking stories and developed a love for gossip, even increasing their attendance rate significantly!
[What! The illegitimate son of the Ordnance Bureau is simultaneously corresponding with seven or eight women? What a master of time management!]
The Ordnance Bureau: Which rebellious son committed such a despicable act? I'll skin him alive...
Upon returning home that day, he thoroughly investigated all the illegitimate sons, and what he found shocked him.
[Breaking news! The young master of the Qi State Duke's mansion is the husband of Princess Pingyang and also the secret lover of General Yunhui!! Wow!]
General Yunhui: ...
[My God! The Ninth Prince loves cross-dressing! He's definitely a cross-dressing master!]
emperor:……
After the court session that day, several princes presented their younger brothers with a large trunk full of women's clothing. The younger brother was overjoyed; one less competitor.
As a pitiful six-year-old cub, Luosangsang was supposed to die on this stormy night. She was bound to the melon-eating system, which not only allowed her to survive, but also acted as her caregiver. Since it is a melon-eating system, it is reasonable to see through fate, right? One person, one system decided to use live broadcast to gain energy and monetary rewards.
· Luosangsang: Hello everyone, I will lead everyone to eat melons.
Netizen: Master, my daughter has been single, please help my daughter to find a red line!
Luosangsang: If she goes on blind dates randomly, she will encounter epic bad peach blossoms and will die.
Netizen: Woo woo woo, finally connected online, my daughter was abducted by human traffickers, please tell me where he is.
Luosangsang: Your daughter was sold by you, you want to match bone marrow, I know where she is, but I won’t tell you.
Netizen: Master, I am a retired policeman. I became a policeman to find out the truth about my sister’s wrongful death. I have no answer for forty-three years. Please tell me the clues of the murderer.
Luosangsang: When you leave the study, he will be waiting in your living room.
Luosangsang: By the way, he has killed 156 people abroad. He is a major serial killer.
Since the retired policeman was connected, the identities of the connected netizens have become more diverse, and national teams have come out to connect. There are anti-drug police to investigate drug dealers, there are national security personnel to catch spies, and even overseas national teams have come to the live broadcast room.
"Dear Master, are you willing to come to the beautiful country? Our country is strong and free. We hope you can come and help us. We will give you the best treatment!"
Chinese netizens: Poachers, get out!
[Metaphysics + Live Streaming + Thrilling Read]
The metaphysical master Yan Qiao was ambushed and transmigrated into a mystical artifact (a mobile phone) in the Xuanyuan Kingdom, becoming a virtual idol.
You start with just a mobile phone; from then on, you're entirely on your own.
Want to materialize your beliefs? Then just stream metaphysics to gain people's faith!
A child has been missing for months? Yan Qiao can calculate the house number where the child is hiding!
Is her own daughter possessed and eating raw meat? Yan Qiao remotely performs a hand seal and roasts the demon on the spot!
Fans lamented being harassed by a midnight phone call? Yan Qiaoling used divination to solve a 20-year-old cold case!
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In the Dharma-ending Age, the supernatural cultures of various countries are developing rapidly. The Onmyoji of Sakura Capital are eyeing us covetously from across the river, the magicians and witches of the Northern Snow Kingdom are on the verge of war, and the merfolk by the sea live in Buddhist seclusion.
Only the metaphysical culture of the Xuanyuan Kingdom gradually declined, and was even disliked by its own people for being old-fashioned.
Yan Qiao: Stiff? Is there some misunderstanding? Let's all get hyped!
Metaphysics is invincible and unstoppable!
Add technology, and I'll be the daddy!
(Interstellar Games + Horror Games + Female Lead with No CP [no romantic pairing])
Ye Yuxi had lived in the interstellar era for 20 years before she finally remembered—she was a glorious transmigrator. Before transmigrating, she had been a hardcore fan of horror games; after transmigrating, she just so happened to become a university student majoring in game design.
But in this interstellar world, everyone—men and women alike—was a powerhouse who worshipped blood and violence. The most popular games were all about shooting and combat, centered around hunting Zergs and zombies. No matter how she searched the star network, there wasn’t a single concept of supernatural horror games!
What did that mean?
That meant a blue ocean of opportunity just for her!
And so, Ye Yuxi rolled up her sleeves and decided to give the interstellar crowd a taste of good old-fashioned ghostly terror!
She launched "Campus Horror Night".
The interstellar players were terrified: “We’ve never been this scared to go to school in our lives!”
She launched "Residential Battle Royale".
The interstellar players cried: “This isn’t how the battle royales I’ve played go!”
She launched "A Loving Home".
The interstellar players lost their minds: “Where’s my blanket barrier? Is there even a safe place left in this world?!”
Later, after receiving the 10,086th complaint text from another macho man or woman who had been scared senseless, Ye Yuxi calmly accepted an interview and said:
“At first, I just wanted to make a little game I personally liked. I never thought it would become so popular, so I made a few more…”
Terrified players: Thank you so much for that, really!
Mu Anqi once encountered a fortune teller who told her that great fortune would come her way at the age of twenty. She didn’t believe a word of it.
Then, at twenty, she won the lottery—three hundred million.
Just as she was thinking, So this is what he meant by “great fortune,” huh?, she got hit by a car on her way to claim the prize.
When she woke up, she found herself in a strange place: the God’s space. She had entered a survival game world.
The rise and fall of life—this must be it.
Just as Mu Anqi was questioning the meaning of her existence, she discovered her activated ability was… surprisingly fun.
While other players were being chased by terrifying ghosts, the ghost in front of Mu Anqi was fuming in frustration—doing sit-ups?
When Mu Anqi was unluckily picked by the boss, she swiftly stuffed a red envelope into the boss’s arms. With a complicated expression, the boss was forced to escort her to the VIP viewing area… and redraw the “lucky” player.
When other players were sharpening their knives, ready to bully this “weak” girl, Mu Anqi threw a storm of red envelopes at their faces with lightning speed—“Heh, Players!”
I’m going to kill you, there are enough red envelopes!
The Taoist genius girl, Qing Li, was captured by the terrifying world to participate in a survival game.
The ghost creatures wept bitterly, collectively holding banners—pleading to be sent away!
While other players frantically fled from the ghost creatures, she, carrying a large axe, chased the creatures madly as they tried to escape.
In the eerie hospital with a ghost playing hide-and-seek, she chopped off the ghost creature’s legs, saying, “Run, see where you can go!”
In the death bus, she kicked the driver away with one foot, transforming herself into the road’s female Yama, saying, “Hey, beautiful ghost sister, want to take a ride? The fare is just two eyeballs.”
In the cannibalistic hotel, facing a female ghost with a chainsaw, she smiled and said, “Is it your choice to die willingly, or do you choose a shortcut with me?”
The trembling ghost creatures: Who the heck is the antagonist here?
Live-stream viewers: Elegant, too elegant!
But only when facing Chu Ci did everyone realize that Qing Li had another side.
Qing Li: Dr. Chu, the horror world is so scary. I can’t sleep alone at night because I’m afraid.
Chu Ci: Busy with work, can’t get away.
Qing Li: Resign then, I’ll chop ghosts to support you!
Ghost creatures: ⊙▽⊙
【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】
After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.
Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?
At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.
The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!
Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...
What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!
The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!
At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.
The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!
After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!
In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.
The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!
Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?
The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!
[Quanzong mind reading + group pet + full-level boss + no CP cool article]
In Mo Jiuwei's last reincarnation before her ascension, she became a disabled and mute baby.
Old Liu, who had been out in the cold of winter, ignored his own hunger and brought this blue-frozen baby girl back to the shabby sect. The fellow disciples, with their help, scraped some cloth and some food, and managed to save the poor little girl's life.
Then everyone discovered - something incredible!
[This little old man actually possesses immortal essence and doesn't even know it? He's wasted all these years.]
[Hey, is there a spiritual energy fluctuation nearby? Let me calculate... Oh, a spiritual creature is about to appear in the nearby Qingfeng Ridge.]
[Senior Sister Yue was cheated on by her lover and defrauded of her money and sex! This is outrageous!]
[A hell-level secret realm is about to open? Nonsense! This is clearly the richest secret realm you'll ever encounter. You can just carry a sack and pick up gold! Why don't you hurry and get in!]
Mo Jiuwei found that everything around her began to change, starting with her own food, clothing and daily expenses which had obviously improved.
Then he looked again. Huh? How come the entire sect has become a big boss in the eyes of the immortal world? Even the Dalmatian he raised can fight ten people at once!
That’s great! In that case, she can just lie back and enjoy this life!