As a pitiful six-year-old cub, Luosangsang was supposed to die on this stormy night. She was bound to the melon-eating system, which not only allowed her to survive, but also acted as her caregiver. Since it is a melon-eating system, it is reasonable to see through fate, right? One person, one system decided to use live broadcast to gain energy and monetary rewards.

· Luosangsang: Hello everyone, I will lead everyone to eat melons.

Netizen: Master, my daughter has been single, please help my daughter to find a red line!

Luosangsang: If she goes on blind dates randomly, she will encounter epic bad peach blossoms and will die.

Netizen: Woo woo woo, finally connected online, my daughter was abducted by human traffickers, please tell me where he is.

Luosangsang: Your daughter was sold by you, you want to match bone marrow, I know where she is, but I won’t tell you.

Netizen: Master, I am a retired policeman. I became a policeman to find out the truth about my sister’s wrongful death. I have no answer for forty-three years. Please tell me the clues of the murderer.

Luosangsang: When you leave the study, he will be waiting in your living room.

Luosangsang: By the way, he has killed 156 people abroad. He is a major serial killer.

Since the retired policeman was connected, the identities of the connected netizens have become more diverse, and national teams have come out to connect. There are anti-drug police to investigate drug dealers, there are national security personnel to catch spies, and even overseas national teams have come to the live broadcast room.

"Dear Master, are you willing to come to the beautiful country? Our country is strong and free. We hope you can come and help us. We will give you the best treatment!"

Chinese netizens: Poachers, get out!

A non-traditional cultivation novel featuring a bold female protagonist. Proceed with caution if this isn’t your cup of tea!

[Mind Reading + System + Transmigration into a Book + Cultivation + Group Pampering]

Xiao Xiao unexpectedly dies and transmigrates into a cannon fodder substitute in a Mary Sue-style cultivation novel where the Female Protagonist’s admirers eventually gouge out her Golden Core to save the Female Protagonist.

Luckily, she has a system. Unluckily, it’s not a Comeback System but a useless Retrieval System.

What else could she do? She can only keep her head down, avoid forming her Golden Core, and dodge the tragic fate of being gutted.

[“Master is so amazing, yet he was tragically taken over by someone just to save his disciple. And that disciple, upon learning the truth, not only refused to seek revenge but even tangled up with the perpetrator. How ungrateful!”]

Master: ?!

[“First Senior Brother is a peerless talent and should have become a great Sword Immortal. But to save the one he loves, his Life-Bound Sword broke, and his dantian was destroyed. He ended up as a useless cripple.”]

First Senior Brother: ?!!

[“Second Senior Brother had it even worse. He wasn’t skilled in combat and only loved refining pills. Because of his low combat ability, he became a pawn in the Male and Female Protagonists’ schemes. He was captured to threaten Third Junior Sister, who refused to bow her head and was brutally dismembered.”]

Second Senior Brother: ?!!!

[“Sigh, and you thought she was your bestie? Turns out she’s been hooking up with your fiancé behind your back. They’re even planning to team up to get rid of you!”]

Cannon Fodder 1: F***!

[“And the other cannon fodders, who should have had brighter futures, ended up…”]

Various Cannon Fodders: !!!

Xiao Xiao initially just wanted to use the system to quietly watch the drama unfold. Who would’ve thought the cannon fodders, originally supposed to fawn over the Female Protagonist, would start flocking around her?

【The whole family reads the heart + eats melons + group pampering + rich family + entertainment circle】

Ji Fei was seduced and turned into a rich family's resentful wife who was about to be divorced.

【Oh no! After the divorce, I have money, beauty and singleness, what husband do I need! Ah? I was framed... Divorce! Hurry up! If the truth is discovered, I can't escape! 】

President Qin, who is about to sign the divorce agreement: ??? Soon, the president's secretary who is trusted by the whole company was taken away by the police. After the divorce failed, Ji Fei could only continue to be the wife of a rich family, fortunately, she had the melon-eating system to accompany her.

【What? The orphan that the elder sister-in-law wants to adopt is left by her husband's ex-girlfriend? The elder brother-in-law is trying to eat a gigolo! 】

The elder sister-in-law who was forced to adopt because of infertility: !!! That night, the elder sister-in-law chased away the ungrateful family.

【Shock! The younger brother-in-law admitted his childhood sweetheart and broke his true love's heart. After discovering the truth, won't he chase his wife to the crematorium? 】

The younger brother-in-law who was defending the little white flower and blaming his fiancée: what! A few days later, the younger brother-in-law kicked away the little white flower who knocked on the door in the middle of the night and knelt down in front of his fiancée.

【What a sin! The younger sister-in-law was actually a love-brained person. She was about to elope with the greasy man behind her family's back. She didn't even know that the meal was just the takeaway ordered by the scumbag and repackaged? ! 】

The sister-in-law was telling her boyfriend that she felt true love after cooking a meal for her and hoped her family would accept her gangster boyfriend:……

After returning to school, the sister-in-law emptied her mind and slammed the lunch box on the scumbag's face.

[The melons around me have been eaten, so go and look at other people's. ]

All members of the Qin family turned into civets in the melon field: Wait, what melon, take us to eat together!!! There are three good things in life: eating melons, gossiping, and joining in the fun!!

[Mind Reading + Pet of the Group + Transmigration into a Book + System + Pretending to be Weak to Strike Powerful Enemies + Cannon Fodder’s Counterattack]

Xiao Chuchu transmigrated with a palace scheming system and foreknowledge about the future into the early-passing cannon fodder princess in the book.

Her Father Emperor would be poisoned to death, her Mother Consort forced to die in burial with Father Emperor, her elder brother and entire maternal family – loyal officials – would meet cruel fates!

The Xiao Dynasty would soon be destroyed under the new Emperor’s hand.

[Mother Consort ah, you did not fight or snatch, yet still incurred the jealousy of the Imperial Noble Consort, who issued an order for you to be buried alive with Father Emperor!]

[Elder brother ah, accomplished in both civil and military affairs, yet still viewed with suspicion by the new Emperor after Father Emperor’s death, plotted against and killed at the border pass.]

[Maternal grandfather ah, clean and honest your whole life yet still falsely charged by the new Emperor with six major crimes, your whole family exiled and killed!]

[Father Emperor ah, you were poison-swapped and killed while concocting elixirs and seeking the Dao by the Imperial Consort. After your death, the new Emperor abolished old laws, killed hundreds of loyal officials, imprisoned top generals, borders lost, people struggling to survive! Our ancestors’ legacy destroyed in less than two years!]

As Xiao Chuchu suckled milk, her Father Emperor, Mother Consort, elder brother, and maternal grandfather were all dumbstruck.

[Oh no, it’s over.]

Xiao Chuchu lamented that she was but a baby, able to do nothing.

But very quickly she noticed something amiss –

Her Mother Consort, rising higher and higher in rank, Noble Lady, Concubine, Consort, Noble Consort…much favored among the six palaces.

Her elder brother, originally unrelated to the throne, was established as Crown Prince.

Her maternal grandfather’s family, quite valued and relied upon…

Her Emperor Father still hadn’t died!

On the contrary, the treacherous Empress, Consorts, and new Emperor met their ends prematurely…?

How could things turn out this way?

Xiao Chuchu didn’t understand.

Soon her Father unified six nations ahead of time, opened maritime prohibitions, started mutual markets, took the Silk Road…the Xiao Dynasty rose to great power!

Fortune Telling, a mysterious technique, can also be said dangerous because it can change the catastrophe and make it auspicious…

Teacher: Don’t give me these useless papers to me, have you finished answering your test paper?

Lin Qingyin took out a tortoiseshell: Teacher, can I use divination to get the answer?

Lin Qingyin, the master of fortune-telling, didn’t succeed in the Thunder Tribulation when she tried to ascend. When she woke up again, she became a high school student. Lin Qingyin, who was not afraid of Thunder Tribulation, looked at the thick test paper in front of her and shivered. Only a thousand years had passed, how could the world become so scary!