【The whole family reads the heart + eats melons + group pampering + rich family + entertainment circle】

Ji Fei was seduced and turned into a rich family's resentful wife who was about to be divorced.

【Oh no! After the divorce, I have money, beauty and singleness, what husband do I need! Ah? I was framed... Divorce! Hurry up! If the truth is discovered, I can't escape! 】

President Qin, who is about to sign the divorce agreement: ??? Soon, the president's secretary who is trusted by the whole company was taken away by the police. After the divorce failed, Ji Fei could only continue to be the wife of a rich family, fortunately, she had the melon-eating system to accompany her.

【What? The orphan that the elder sister-in-law wants to adopt is left by her husband's ex-girlfriend? The elder brother-in-law is trying to eat a gigolo! 】

The elder sister-in-law who was forced to adopt because of infertility: !!! That night, the elder sister-in-law chased away the ungrateful family.

【Shock! The younger brother-in-law admitted his childhood sweetheart and broke his true love's heart. After discovering the truth, won't he chase his wife to the crematorium? 】

The younger brother-in-law who was defending the little white flower and blaming his fiancée: what! A few days later, the younger brother-in-law kicked away the little white flower who knocked on the door in the middle of the night and knelt down in front of his fiancée.

【What a sin! The younger sister-in-law was actually a love-brained person. She was about to elope with the greasy man behind her family's back. She didn't even know that the meal was just the takeaway ordered by the scumbag and repackaged? ! 】

The sister-in-law was telling her boyfriend that she felt true love after cooking a meal for her and hoped her family would accept her gangster boyfriend:……

After returning to school, the sister-in-law emptied her mind and slammed the lunch box on the scumbag's face.

[The melons around me have been eaten, so go and look at other people's. ]

All members of the Qin family turned into civets in the melon field: Wait, what melon, take us to eat together!!! There are three good things in life: eating melons, gossiping, and joining in the fun!!

【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】

After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.

Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?

At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.

The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!

Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...

What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!

The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!

At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.

The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!

After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!

In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.

The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!

Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?

The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!

[Quanzong mind reading + group pet + full-level boss + no CP cool article]

In Mo Jiuwei's last reincarnation before her ascension, she became a disabled and mute baby.

Old Liu, who had been out in the cold of winter, ignored his own hunger and brought this blue-frozen baby girl back to the shabby sect. The fellow disciples, with their help, scraped some cloth and some food, and managed to save the poor little girl's life.

Then everyone discovered - something incredible!

[This little old man actually possesses immortal essence and doesn't even know it? He's wasted all these years.]

[Hey, is there a spiritual energy fluctuation nearby? Let me calculate... Oh, a spiritual creature is about to appear in the nearby Qingfeng Ridge.]

[Senior Sister Yue was cheated on by her lover and defrauded of her money and sex! This is outrageous!]

[A hell-level secret realm is about to open? Nonsense! This is clearly the richest secret realm you'll ever encounter. You can just carry a sack and pick up gold! Why don't you hurry and get in!]

Mo Jiuwei found that everything around her began to change, starting with her own food, clothing and daily expenses which had obviously improved.

Then he looked again. Huh? How come the entire sect has become a big boss in the eyes of the immortal world? Even the Dalmatian he raised can fight ten people at once!

That’s great! In that case, she can just lie back and enjoy this life!

[Everyone can read minds + relaxed and fun + gossiping + giving up + Buddhist-like slackers + ensemble cast]

No romantic pairing! But he has a follower and friends! (He has a crush on the female lead.)

Perhaps it was because of good deeds in her past life that she was reborn as the legitimate daughter of an official family. All she wants to do is be a beautiful, laid-back, and carefree girl.

However, the Imperial Observatory determined it to be an auspicious omen, and the emperor personally bestowed upon her the title of "Divine Messenger"!

When told that she had become the only female official in history to be allowed to attend court, Yun Qingyi was on the verge of tears. She didn't want to go to work, and she didn't want to get up early.

Her father comforted her, saying, "No, this isn't a job! The Emperor said she just needs to sit there and be a beautiful mascot."

All the officials in the court knew was that she could hear heavenly sounds; what they called heavenly sounds were just the gossip-eating system she was bound to.

She spends her days slacking off at court and gossiping, unaware that everyone can hear her true feelings!

As a result, the entire court heard many shocking stories and developed a love for gossip, even increasing their attendance rate significantly!

[What! The illegitimate son of the Ordnance Bureau is simultaneously corresponding with seven or eight women? What a master of time management!]

The Ordnance Bureau: Which rebellious son committed such a despicable act? I'll skin him alive...

Upon returning home that day, he thoroughly investigated all the illegitimate sons, and what he found shocked him.

[Breaking news! The young master of the Qi State Duke's mansion is the husband of Princess Pingyang and also the secret lover of General Yunhui!! Wow!]

General Yunhui: ...

[My God! The Ninth Prince loves cross-dressing! He's definitely a cross-dressing master!]

emperor:……

After the court session that day, several princes presented their younger brothers with a large trunk full of women's clothing. The younger brother was overjoyed; one less competitor.

A non-traditional cultivation novel featuring a bold female protagonist. Proceed with caution if this isn’t your cup of tea!

[Mind Reading + System + Transmigration into a Book + Cultivation + Group Pampering]

Xiao Xiao unexpectedly dies and transmigrates into a cannon fodder substitute in a Mary Sue-style cultivation novel where the Female Protagonist’s admirers eventually gouge out her Golden Core to save the Female Protagonist.

Luckily, she has a system. Unluckily, it’s not a Comeback System but a useless Retrieval System.

What else could she do? She can only keep her head down, avoid forming her Golden Core, and dodge the tragic fate of being gutted.

[“Master is so amazing, yet he was tragically taken over by someone just to save his disciple. And that disciple, upon learning the truth, not only refused to seek revenge but even tangled up with the perpetrator. How ungrateful!”]

Master: ?!

[“First Senior Brother is a peerless talent and should have become a great Sword Immortal. But to save the one he loves, his Life-Bound Sword broke, and his dantian was destroyed. He ended up as a useless cripple.”]

First Senior Brother: ?!!

[“Second Senior Brother had it even worse. He wasn’t skilled in combat and only loved refining pills. Because of his low combat ability, he became a pawn in the Male and Female Protagonists’ schemes. He was captured to threaten Third Junior Sister, who refused to bow her head and was brutally dismembered.”]

Second Senior Brother: ?!!!

[“Sigh, and you thought she was your bestie? Turns out she’s been hooking up with your fiancé behind your back. They’re even planning to team up to get rid of you!”]

Cannon Fodder 1: F***!

[“And the other cannon fodders, who should have had brighter futures, ended up…”]

Various Cannon Fodders: !!!

Xiao Xiao initially just wanted to use the system to quietly watch the drama unfold. Who would’ve thought the cannon fodders, originally supposed to fawn over the Female Protagonist, would start flocking around her?