[Starts normally + gradually gets weird + weird + absurd + ... sigh, I'm just playing around! Note: Original shippers, please do not enter; things will become inhuman starting from chapter 400~]

Lin Yu transmigrated to the Uzumaki clan in the Naruto world. After ten years of hiding, he finally awakened the mission system, and from then on...

Mission: Obtain a title from Hanzo.

Mission: Obtain a title from Uchiha Madara.

Mission: To trick Nagato into confessing his feelings to Yahiko.

Mission: Lure Jiraiya to spy on Orochimaru bathing in a hot spring.

Mission: To get Obito to personally meet Kakashi.

Mission: Punish Madara by carrying Hashirama in a princess carry.

...

Lin Yu internally screamed: System, you're acting more and more strangely. Is it too late for me to return this item?

Yaren woke up and traveled to the world of Naruto. At the same time, his identity changed from a programmer to a member of the Nara family of Konoha.

Fortunately, I brought the plug-in that I made for others in my previous life.

A data package with top-tier pirate combat power.

The timeline is the 32nd year of Konoha, two years before the Second Shinobi World War, and the ninja world is turbulent.

A deadly start, early graduation, and the Pig, Deer, and Butterfly combination all failed.

He's also been targeted by Danzo's sixth brother!

There is no classic I am angry and you regret dialogue!

It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on others. Yaren can only save himself!

Become Orochimaru's disciple and become the largest faction!

Lin Mu, a high school student who fell into the Naruto world, activated the All-Things Recycling System. *Ding!* Recycling Naruto's worn-out shoes yielded Nine-Tails chakra. *Ding!* Recycling Sasuke's tattered kunai granted him the "cool" trait. *Ding!* Recycling the Tailed Beast Ball granted him the power of the Tailed Beast… That's right, Lin Mu, with his own garbage recycling station, has written countless legends in the Naruto world. His words even made Madara Uchiha and the Otsutsuki clan tremble: "What kind of garbage are you?" My name is Lin Mu, come with me to recycle everything!

Hirakawa Seisui, a transmigrator reborn into Konoha. In the ninja world, where bloodlines reign supreme, he was merely a commoner ninja, destined to be cannon fodder on the battlefield. However, fate intervened; he activated the Medical Ninja System. Good news: the system boosted his medical ninjutsu talent to the highest level, making him a Primordial Healing Body. Bad news: it only enhanced his medical ninjutsu talent; on the battlefield, he was still just cannon fodder. "What a piece of trash system! If other transmigrators told me, they'd look down on me, thinking I can't afford a good system." [Completed healing Uchiha Mikoto, reward: one golden magic orb.] [Congratulations on obtaining a magic orb.]

(Half-funny + scheming + satisfying + doesn't fawn over Konoha + semi-invincible + many girls)

The original female characters who were saved: Mikoto Uchiha, Tsunade, Kushina Uzumaki, and Nono Yakushi...

The protagonist is reincarnated into the Naruto world, and after unraveling the mystery of his birth, he discovers that he has become an adorable Uchiha boy and obtains the Blacksmith System.

In the early stages, he distributed weapons in Konoha; in the mid-to-late stages, he left Konoha and distributed weapons throughout the entire ninja world, watching others get beaten to a pulp.

When others use his weapons, he can also gain the attributes, abilities, talents, ninjutsu, and bloodstains of those people.

Moreover, all those who died using his weapons or were killed by his weapons were taken into his Temple of Death.

They only care about fighting, not putting in any effort; they'll just be brothers inside the Ten Thousand Souls Banner!

Kirito Ichimonji, Murasame: One-Sword Slash, Demon Possession, Haki Seed, Stone Mask, Demon Sword Stealing, Demon Sword Thousand Blades, Devil Fruit, Ryujin Jakka

[…Advanced mastery of the Water Dragon Sword, talent copy activated: Advanced Mastery of the Hatake Sword Technique]

[Advanced utilization of "possessed by evil spirits," talent replication activated: Intermediate level of the Thousand Hands Clan's physique]

[The utilization of "possessed by evil spirits" has reached its peak, and the talent for copying is activated: Intermediate Wood Release Power]

[This allows the A-rank "Possessed by Evil Spirits" to evolve into the S-rank (pseudo) "Possessed by Evil Spirits - Wooden Dragon"]

[...Utilization of Lake Toya has reached intermediate level, Talent Copying activated: Intermediate Observation Haki]

[...The utilization of Haki seeds has reached the intermediate level, and the talent for copying has been activated: Intermediate Armament Haki]

Kadoki, who was born in the Tomato Orphanage, was sent to the Ninja World by a dump truck.

I have a dad who is calm and reliable, and sometimes likes to do some "little operations".

I have a mother who is gentle, considerate, opinionated, and sometimes a little bit scheming.

There is a younger brother who is lively and naughty and adores his older brother.

Although there is still a mortgage to pay, it is still a happy and warm home.

But, his brother's name is Umino Iruka.

My name is Umino Kadoki.

Saving his family from the future Nine-Tails Rebellion is the first thing Umino Kadoki has to do when he enters the ninja world.

Relying on a system plug-in that can copy ninjutsu and even bloodline limits, Kadoki is working hard to become stronger.

Finally one day, Umino Kadoki became the strongest ninja in the world.

Only then did he understand the meaning of "the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility".

"I will unify this ninja world and break the endless chain of hatred!"

Kanekura traveled through time in Naruto and became an orphan in Konoha, graduating early from the Ninja Academy right after Kakashi.

At this time, there were constant frictions on the border of the Land of Fire, and the Third Ninja World War was just around the corner.

The time is coming when human life will be worthless.

Unfortunately, Kanekura is unable to produce chakra, and he and Might Guy are known as the two great ninjutsu deserts of the ninja school.

In that case, I can only use pure physical strength!

He was accepted as a disciple by Konoha White Fang and entered the battlefield earlier than Kakashi.

"Bring me my fifty-meter-long sword, and I'll make them run forty-nine meters first!"

Is White Fang going to die? Just ask the Konoha high-ranking officials if they can handle a beating.

Is Might Guy going to die? Just ask the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of Kirigakure if they can withstand a beating.

Am I going to die?

Brother, how can you, such a rational person, believe such ridiculous things?

The deadly poison prepared by Sand Ninja Chiyo has spread throughout my body?

...Now that you mention it, I do feel a little bit. If you hadn't told me, I would have thought I had a cold.

Reborn in the world of Naruto and become the son of Konoha's second generation?

My name is Thousand Hands Dave? I can grow plants, really good ones!

He was a classmate of Hiruzen and Danzo, and helped Danzo become Hokage? Hiruzen became the Root?

"Uncle Madara! You're old! Let me carry you!"

"Little devil! You want to dance?"

Bai Ye transmigrated to the Naruto world, only to discover his astonishing identity: his grandfather was Hiruzen Sarutobi, and his maternal grandfather was Danzo Shimura! He also activated the Homelander template, meaning he could increase his fusion level simply by being a spoiled rich kid every day! From then on, Bai Ye began to do whatever he wanted in Konoha! Learning ninjutsu? Forget about it! Ninja Academy? I can go whenever I want! Beautiful women in the ninja world? Send them all to my room! The evil Uchiha clan? They're only fit to be my dogs! The Five Great Nations? Bai Ye only wants to say: "Once I fuse with the Great Super Template, they'll all be mine!!"

Because of stealing blood inheritance, selling information, not doing one's job, and being fickle, the Grass Country was immediately criticized by the entire ninja world.

Mang, the leader of the Grass Country, stood up and sneered:

You're so great! You're so arrogant! You're the strongest ninja village, yet they have two tailed beasts, while the Kusagakure Village has nothing! You can look down on the Kusagakure Village now! I'm telling you, the Kusagakure Kingdom won't change! Do you know why we small nations are bullied here? They bully us because we're weak! We're weak! We don't have much strength, and our territory is small! We have nothing! We're so scared. We're scared that one day they'll wipe us out, and we're scared that one day we'll be destroyed like the Kusagakure Kingdom!

You guys are amazing! You're already one of the five great ninja villages! What a broken grass country, broken grass country, broken grass country!

I just want to make the Grass Kingdom surpass them step by step!

I want to make my country strong! I don't want to be bullied anymore. I can't stand it. I want to make my country strong! I want to be the superpower of the ninja world! I want to build the strongest and richest country and bully others every day!

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