Ten years into his life, Xu Qingshan transmigrated to the Great Zhou Dynasty. He married a girl who had fled from war. He thought his life would continue simply like this, until he saw his wife's portrait on a wanted poster issued by a righteous sect. At first, he thought it was just a resemblance, until that very night, his gentle and kind wife secretly put ten catties of arsenic in his water vat. Unaware of this, he drank it and died instantly. When he opened his eyes again, Xu Qingshan was reborn. [First time, you were poisoned to death by your wife with arsenic!] [Second time, you were bitten to death by your wife using five-poison spiders!] [Third time, your wife acknowledged you as a good person, but casually killed you!] [Fourth time, your wife used her charm on you, and you died from overwork!] Xu Qingshan discovered that each death reverted his progress, and he received a reward for each day he survived at his wife's hands. Finally, he was killed...
My name is Lin Yuan, a ninth-grade alchemist of the Yin Corpse Sect.
An old good-for-nothing who had lived a life of ignominy for eighty years was forced to marry the holy maiden of the leader of the righteous path.
On their wedding night, they were shocked to discover that each time they cultivated together, they could plunder the fortune of heaven and earth and transform it into their own attributes!
I've realized that my path to immortality doesn't rely on meditation, but on my wife.
[Dual cultivation makes you stronger, and your cultivation partner is incredibly attractive]
From then on, the cultivation world gained a mysterious ancestor. By day, he was the highly respected Patriarch Lin; by night, he was a seasoned veteran of witty banter, embracing his Daoist partner and spouting nonsensical tales, arguing that dual cultivation was the primary productive force.
Alchemy? Add points! Fire control? Add points! Cultivation bottleneck? Add points!
Fairies, saintesses, demonic enchantresses, and peerless body cultivators... will all become my strongest allies on the path to immortality!
I am not taking a concubine; I am sowing the seeds for the future of the entire cultivation world!
Su Ran traveled to Douluo Continent, with stunning looks and peerless beauty!
But he has always been low-key and diligent in cultivation, and has even broken through to Soul Saint. Unexpectedly, the apprentice system was awakened at this time, and he was directly rewarded to open a Taoyuan Academy opposite Shrek Academy. At the beginning, he accepted Ning Rongrong as his apprentice, taught her to add some defense, and practice the Seven Treasures Golden Bell Cover stunt, and was laughed at by Shrek.
Fortunately, the rewards for accepting apprentices are rich, including soul bones, skills, weapons, fairy flowers and plants, and mounts. You can even increase the age of your soul rings, share and sublimate your apprentice's martial soul and soul skills, and push forward everything along the way.
But unexpectedly, Su Ran's path to accepting apprentices became more and more crooked. The female students were not motivated to make progress, and they thought about how to pursue their teacher every day!
Zhu Zhuqing: "Thank you, teacher, for helping me break free from the fate of my family. I have nothing to repay you, so I can only pledge my love to you!"
Ning Rongrong: "You are going to assist first in the soul master duel? Then let me ask you, how do you break the golden bell that the teacher taught me?"
Qian Renxue: "Answer me, is the black angel an angel? The teacher said that the blackening is three points stronger, how do you solve it?"
Shui Bing'er: "The frost and ice melted by the teacher's hand! " Huo Wu:
"Teacher, my Mars is going to evolve into the sun! I need the teacher to help me cool down!"
Tang San: "Why don't you accept me? This is discrimination, absolute discrimination!"
Many years later, looking at the Taoyuan Sect, which has become the strongest on the continent, and the Titled Douluo disciples chasing after him to fall in love, Su Ran expressed helplessness:
I just want to accept a disciple, but they all want to have a master-disciple relationship with me? What should I do?
"It has now been discovered that the mortal Chen Shun'an has accumulated many good deeds and merits. He is hereby specially appointed as the Grass-Head God [Water-Splitter Who Collects Dew], and is granted a Grass Talisman, thus elevating his divine position."
"Thank you so much, Great God, for bestowing upon me this divine title. I am deeply grateful!"
Chen Shunan immediately knelt down and automatically assumed the identity of 'minor god'.
However, no one responded.
Chen Shunan mustered his courage and looked up.
The speaker was merely an unnamed divine scroll, its position conspicuously vacant!
Chen Shunan's eyes widened suddenly, and an extremely bold idea rose in his mind!
He grabbed it!
"Since the position of Water Emperor is vacant and no one is going to take it, I'll take it."
...
When Dongzhou entered the pass, it ruled the world with the power of shamans and demons. The disciples of Baishan took control of the court, and all kinds of lineages were defeated and fled.
However, the dynasty's reign was short-lived. At that time, the dynasty was coming to an end, and the world was in chaos and demonic phenomena were frequent.
Externally, various religions are knocking on our door with their new doctrines, smuggling hibiscus incense; internally, secret societies are forming alliances to subvert the state.
Three thousand unorthodox paths, eight hundred side sects, one hundred and eight upper sects, Dragon Tiger Golden Elixir, the Eight Schools of Supreme Enlightenment, the God of the Spiritual Path, the Civil and Martial Pu'an... the lineage is restored.
Chen Shun'an, who was fifty years old and knew the will of Heaven, transmigrated to this world. He struggled for most of his life, but he was still just a water carrier from a bitter well in the capital. He accidentally obtained a scroll of the "True Spirit Treasure Edict of the Three Primal Water Officials", which gave him control over the mountains and rivers of the world and made him the Water Official of the Three Primal Elements.
As time goes by, all dharma is like a dream, an illusion, a bubble.
Only when waterways are flowing freely can I dwell amidst heaven and earth.