Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.

Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.

Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.

The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.

The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.

On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.

The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.

Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.

Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.

Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.

Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.

> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”

Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”

> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?

Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”

> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”

Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:

> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”

Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:

> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”

Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:

> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”

Xiao Yunfei: “??????”

I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?

You really are a woman in mourning, huh!

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Tags: Light-hearted

Main Character POV

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One-sentence summary:

Took home a Princess Royal by accident.

[Funina (herself) lost her memory of playing the role of god for about 200 years + played the role of god in another world + had the eyes of God + traveled to the time when Yoriichi Tsugakuin was not yet born]

After 500 years of acting, the gods’ role has come to an end.

The former "Water Goddess" Funina, no longer worried about her lies being exposed, has been immersed in the joy of shopping and has no place to stay at home.

The original god traveler (player) generously gave a space backpack, which was filled with a lot of delicious food, but the most important thing was that it finally solved the problem of having nowhere to put things.

That night, Funina tripped over something and hit the corner of the table, falling and being swallowed by a hole.

"Main system, I... accidentally swallowed the original god character into the demon slayer interface..."

"Can I still go back?"

"Not yet...."

"Activate Plan B and ensure she's alive until you're able to teleport her back."

“…Yes, yes!”

The sea breeze caused the water to rise and fall. A lady in gorgeous clothes appeared on the sea surface, which was supposed to be deserted. She seemed to have become the ruler of the sea...

Finina woke up and found herself standing on the sea! Shouldn't she be in the auditorium of the Picclet Opera House, watching Villette's trial? Shouldn't she be playing the role of the water goddess?

Where is this?! No no no…why am I standing on the sea?!

God's Eye! How could I have God's Eye!

Finina was about to throw it away, but then she remembered that the ability to stand on the sea might be related to the Eye of God...

"No, I can't die... I still want to play the role of God..."

Lolita, everywhere in the mountains.

You are the Lolita God, ruling over all beings.

You are the loving Mother Goddess, the goddess of love and kindness.

White-haired Lolita is your incarnation.

Witch Lolita is your will.

Bloodthirsty Lolita is your judgment.

Priest Lolita is your mercy.

Gothic Lolita is your wrath.

Your most devout and humble followers pray to you.

Pray for your coming.

Pray for you to transform this devastated world into a kingdom of Lolita.

Your will will ultimately shine upon all beings.

Transform all life into Lolita!

(I don't know how to write a synopsis, so some references are made. Please don't criticize if you don't like it. Please be kind...)

Arknights movie viewing

I searched the entire internet but couldn't find a true Ark movie-watching book, so I had to write one myself. Please forgive me if it's not a good one.

(Various ooc + watching movies + secondary creation + hook history + the protagonist is a foreshadowing)

Why did w suddenly go crazy

Why did Kal'tsit suddenly breathe out?

Why did the doctor become a handgrip dynamometer?

Let’s all be together in Ark II.

Su Zhou was transported by fate to the Pokémon world, becoming a descendant of the Earth Kingdom, inheriting medieval swordsmanship. In this era, the swordsmanship that allowed humans to fight Pokémon is being lost, but Su Zhou discovers that he seems to possess the power of various game modules. [RPG], [Survival and Construction], [GAL], [Raising], [Simulation]... From physical battles against the terrifying bodies of legendary beasts, to the remarkable skill of building skyscrapers in a single day, the occasional GAL option, and the incredible growth rate of Pokémon... It seems that if he sets his mind to it, nothing is impossible. Years later. Su Zhou, the only designated physical miracle, a renowned master of art, architecture, and Pokémon cultivation, and the recognized strongest esper, faces a serious interview with reporters. "I really don't want to be a Pokémon Master!" "To me, these are just the grind of the game..."

The white-haired, heterochromatic little girl protagonist is going crazy. I want to be Miss Bai Ze's dog!

My name is Renji Bai Ze, female, 13 years old this year, and this is my fourth time traveling through time...

In my first life, I was the famous Ashina Isshin.

"Wolf, don't blame me for being mean!"

"You can't afford to play with me, you actually reloaded the save file!"

I met a wolf that was as strong as a monster on the road, and I couldn't defeat it with all my strength, so I died.

In my second life, I traveled to Dark Souls and became the famous Ashes, but unfortunately I was too weak and had no power!

In my third life, I traveled to MC and became the famous Steve.

I took a detour of hundreds of millions of years less and became a god in one step.

But the original life is authentic and original, in the snowy mountains