"Who are you? What's your purpose in approaching us?"... "Why do you seem to know everything? Did you plan all this?"... "It's all you! If it weren't for you, this wouldn't have happened!"... "Impossible, impossible! You just wanted to save us?! You must have some other scheme!"... "Are we really wrong... Captain, I'm sorry..."... "No! I don't want you to die! Please, don't leave us..."... "I'm alive again? No, we're all alive again..."... "Captain, this time, I..."... "You said you knew me?" The captain, sipping his noodles, looked at the group of Valkyries who had suddenly found him, feeling a little confused. Didn't he...didn't she just travel through time? She was still wondering how she was going to gain the Valkyries' trust now that she had suddenly become a girl, but why did they act like they knew her so well?

Mu Anqi once encountered a fortune teller who told her that great fortune would come her way at the age of twenty. She didn’t believe a word of it.

Then, at twenty, she won the lottery—three hundred million.

Just as she was thinking, So this is what he meant by “great fortune,” huh?, she got hit by a car on her way to claim the prize.

When she woke up, she found herself in a strange place: the God’s space. She had entered a survival game world.

The rise and fall of life—this must be it.

Just as Mu Anqi was questioning the meaning of her existence, she discovered her activated ability was… surprisingly fun.

While other players were being chased by terrifying ghosts, the ghost in front of Mu Anqi was fuming in frustration—doing sit-ups?

When Mu Anqi was unluckily picked by the boss, she swiftly stuffed a red envelope into the boss’s arms. With a complicated expression, the boss was forced to escort her to the VIP viewing area… and redraw the “lucky” player.

When other players were sharpening their knives, ready to bully this “weak” girl, Mu Anqi threw a storm of red envelopes at their faces with lightning speed—“Heh, Players!”

I’m going to kill you, there are enough red envelopes!

Luo Qingqing: Why do I want to run, but my body can’t control itself!

System: That’s all love!

Luo Qingqing: Believe it or not, I will beat you up, speak human language!

System: Didn't you wish to be popular with girls? Now you have the physique to be popular with girls.

Luo Qingqing: Although I don’t remember having done anything wrong, why should I be suppressed by the popular ones?

System: According to the setting, you are a bottom, and my existence is to turn you, my master, into a perfect weak bottom!

Luo Qingqing: Get lost! I don't accept this setting!

The main text is complete!

Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

I traveled through time and space and became Tang Xin, the "evil-doing" elder sister of the Xuanling Sect. I originally wanted to build a good relationship with the beautiful protagonist, Su Ling, the future number one sword god in Jiuzhou, but I was forced by the system to continue to be the "evil person"... Hey, something's wrong. Why does the more I scold her, the more she likes me? Why are there more and more beautiful girls around me? Am I not being the evil person? This is a sweet story, written by a cute newbie. [Four steamed buns for one dollar]

How many times can you have such an alpaca-like surprise in your life? Mo Li, a poor human boy, life finally took action on this day. "To sum up, your mother is my sister, and she is a royal family of dragons." The beautiful white-haired dragon girl had a blank expression. "What? My mother is a mother dragon who likes to let outsiders be dragon riders? This is not funny... Eh!? It hurts!" "If you keep talking nonsense, I will throw you into the pot and fry you into rotten meat." The expression of the beautiful dragon girl darkened. (The main text of the completed works "Blood Princess and Knight", "Miss Douhuang's Personal Opinion")

You all transformed into Yingjie, Herrscher, Xinyan, Alysia, and Valkyrie. Why did I become a Houkai beast? And that's fine, but am I supposed to be looked down upon? Wendy: It's just a Houkai beast. Never mind it. Let's move on. Queen: It's just a Houkai beast, Bella. Leave it to you. Make quick work of it. Otto: It's just a Houkai beast, Yulandel. Leave it to you. Once you've dealt with it, come back and support us! Protagonist Xingyue: ...So, what are your opinions on Houkai beasts? Xingyue decided to stop being so low-key. Divine Strike: This is a stellar strike that pierces the world. When she stopped being so low-key, everyone was stunned. Tesla: Help! What the hell is this monster? Seeing her true form gave me goosebumps and a tingling sensation on my scalp. Queen: Yes, yes! So what the hell is a planetary Houkai beast? How could a Herrscher like me be defeated by her? Forget it, she even pinned the End to the ground. False God Otto: I thought I would be very powerful after stealing the power, but I didn't expect this thing to be so... Walter: Help, she said she wanted to turn me into a core to travel around the universe...

In the office of the Archbishop of Destiny, a white-haired, super-strong gorilla named Kaslana is holding a blond archbishop and pointing at a blond, blue-eyed girl named Kallen beside her: "Yours?" Otto: "Uh, Kallen, I think I can argue, oops, explain..." Kallen: "With whom?!" Otto: "Uh... um... ah... uh..." Kallen: "Speak!" Otto: "I... with... you... with your..." Snow Apocalypse: "Hello, Mom!" (laughs) A certain 50 [Snow]

As a titan, Cabela is undoubtedly unique.

A unique body that can shrink and transform into a humanoid form

Unique timidity

When Godzilla and Ghidorah fought and destroyed her home

She: Waving her hands in protest! The two bosses probably didn't see it, so run away! Find another place to settle down

Until she learned magic (her smile gradually widened) My fellow humans, it makes sense for me to fight with magic~

As a magic school, Hogwarts certainly never thought that it would admit a monster.

Professor McGonagall: I think it is embarrassing for me to take this new student.

Dumbledore: How could that be? The child is... 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!

As the companion of a Titan, Hermione said she was shocked that Campbell could be so soft and timid.

Canberra: Just tell me whether you like it or not!

Hermione: I love it!

(Note: This is a story with two female protagonists. The author has some knowledge about Titans, but not much. The personal settings and timeline may be a bit messy, so please don't read it too carefully. Welcome to read)

[True horror game + absolutely unbelievable weird heroine + lighthearted and funny]

The horror game is coming, and people not only have to face the horror and weirdness and various rules, but also have to face serious spiritual pollution. Just when people can hardly bear it, a magical paper shop appears.

All products of the paper-making shop are of high quality.

The amulet can instantly clear all spiritual pollution.

The ghost-exorcising talisman can kill the weirdness instantly.

Even the paper money in the store can drive away evil.

…

"The paper-making shop has new products, hurry up and grab them!"

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Ma Xiaobian traveled through time and space to a parallel time and space, from a poor orphan, to a poor orphan who inherited a paper-making shop. As a psychology fraud suspect in preparation, she soon discovered that people in this world were quite superstitious. They kept shouting about ghosts, weird things, horror games, etc., and began to spend money desperately.

Superstition is good, and it’s easiest to make money from superstition!

She immediately started making talisman paper by hand, advertising it fraudulently, selling it at high prices, and she kept everyone she cheated saying nothing.

"Thank you so much, young boss!"

See, they even got to thank her.