This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.

Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!

System:???

Reborn in S5, transformed into a student studying abroad.

Jiang Li just wants to beat everyone here to death~

[Don't talk to me about management, it's just a game! Of course, having fun is the most important thing~]

It's probably a story about a talented girl running rampant in the LCK~

Keywords: e-sports, becoming single, not marrying without a hundred, serious male channels don't cause trouble~

A veterinarian with a druid heritage took over the rescue station left by the old stationmaster.

In order to supply this group of foodies on Changbai Mountain, she had to find another way out and start live streaming.

But no one expected that the style of this live streaming room was wrong from the beginning.

Wen Wanwan: "I'm petite and cute, and my voice is soft and cute!"

Fans: "You can beat up the Siberian tiger."

Wen Wanwan: "I'm the cute one!"

Fans: "You can beat up the Siberian tiger."

Wen Wanwan: "I've saved giant pandas, goshawks, and leopards!"

Fans: "You can drive a Wuling car with one hand, carry a 100-jin (60kg) sack on your shoulder, and beat up the Siberian tiger!"

[No CP + Animal Protection + Live Streaming]

Traversing to become a famous Japanese magician, the heir of the Aozaki family, with outstanding talent.

The future is almost certain.

However, Aozaki Orange, who was a traveler, was not happy. Because the world is too dangerous.

True Ancestor Dead Disciple, the Earth of Steel, Burned by Humanity.

Either way is extremely dangerous.

Anyway…set a small goal first.

Let’s become the strongest in the world for now, and then protect the human principle to survive!

When the Main God Space was destroyed, Mo Xiao, the reincarnator, taken away by the unknown light ball, entered the new world and found that he became Kurumi Tokisaki!

The first world: Highschool of the Dead, the second world: Apocalypse Summoner, the third world: Marvel Universe, the fourth world: Fate/Zero, the fifth world: Battle Through the Heavens, The sixth world: ???, The seventh world: Strike the Blood, the eighth world: Re:Zero, the ninth world: Overlord, The tenth world: ???, The eleventh world: Swallowed Star.

When his life came to an end, Yu Huan suddenly felt that the world in front of him had changed drastically!

The unchanging ward turned into a dilapidated ruin?!

The amiable doctor turned into a monster spraying flames?!

Even his weak body turned into a lively little girl?!

He didn't die? She traveled through time!

However... in the ruins full of strange beasts and monsters, how can a little little girl like him, who is powerless, realize his wish to travel around the world?

"Ding~~ The scavenging system is dedicated to serving you!"

【Main text has been completed】

[Conan fanfiction + vest spirit + clone + no CP + gray side + original organization + sickly] [illogical and brainless novel] [original case in the early stage but not in the middle stage] [number of times the introduction was modified × n]

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【Introduction】

After dying of illness, he came to the world of science. In order to collect emotion points to save his life, Qianye Qianzhu used the system function to create multiple vests——

*The Black Team's favorite little lunatic, Bai Yueguang - "Will you accompany me to Hokkaido next time?"

*Police Academy Team White Moonlight Crybaby - "I will never die in the explosion, absolutely not."

*The little angel with broken wings-"Don't give up the truth you want because of us."

*The poor little one who only had a bright future-"If only... I could have met you earlier..."

* Himself - "We haven't known each other for long, I wish you all good morning, good afternoon, good night and sweet dreams in the future."

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Also known as

I, a sickly person, relied on a vest to become everyone's white moonlight

How to Become Bai Yueguang with Superb Acting Skills

What to do if the host is suspected to be schizophrenic

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【Reading reminder】

①It’s not really schizophrenia, it’s just explosive acting.

② If there aren't many sock puppets, what's the point? So many mud puppets? (No insults) PS: There are 13 sock puppets in total (2-3 of which don't have much screen time) (2 are invisible sock puppets)

③If you can’t remember the pseudonym, then forget it. It’s tiring to see.

④This article is mainly about chaotic literature. It is my first time writing a long novel and there are many confusing parts. Please do not read if you mind.

I've already said it's a mess, you can read it if you want, it doesn't matter, anyway, the author is just a paramecium (wriggle) (wriggle)

Ji Rong died suddenly after staying up all night playing an online game, only to wake up as the evil villainess who meets her demise at the hands of the heroine in the game’s ending.

Determined to change her fate, she resolved to fight against the heroine until the bitter end. But then, the sweet and naive heroine unexpectedly… awakened.

A certain “mad dog” pounced on her, whispering teasingly into her ear:

“Senior Sister, isn’t this fun?”

Expressionless, Ji Rong replied, “Not at all.”

Now, facing the heroine who radiates dark energy and wears “I’m no good” on her face, Ji Rong could only weep internally and curse the game developers for ruining her youth.

From a near-death awakening:

“I can’t believe it—the NPC… is me!”

Having reincarnated as the villainous Senior Sister, Ji Rong initially thought she was handed the script for The Villain’s Redemption Story—or at least I Became a Light at the End of the Game.

Instructions

1. The realm levels in the text are: Beginning Realm, Spiritual Communication, Heart-Seeking, Riding the Wind, Stepping on the Moon, Chasing the Clouds, Infinite, Desperate, Returning to the Dust.

Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.

Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.

Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.

The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.

The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.

On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.

The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.

Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.

Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.

Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.

Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.

> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”

Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”

> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?

Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”

> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”

Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:

> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”

Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:

> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”

Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:

> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”

Xiao Yunfei: “??????”

I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?

You really are a woman in mourning, huh!

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Tags: Light-hearted

Main Character POV

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One-sentence summary:

Took home a Princess Royal by accident.