As an ordinary urban worker, pressured by my family to get married, I chose blind dates over working like a slave in the big city. I spent 1998 yuan to hire a matchmaking agency, who claimed to be matching me with the best possible match. But my first blind date was a fox demon persecuted by her half-sister, whose tail I accidentally caught… My second blind date was a female cultivator ostracized by her fellow disciples, who insisted on taking me flying on a sword over the sea… This is outrageous! This matchmaking agency is definitely suspicious; they hired two mentally ill people to arrange blind dates! One is a cross-dresser, the other has delusions! Damn it! Refund! Just then, the matchmaking agency arranged a third blind date—[Author of "My Beautiful Teacher," "My Fox Fairy Wife," "My Wife is a Martial Arts Master"...]