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Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

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After traveling through Soi-Fong, he was infected with the Hollow Poison. If he didn't use Bankai, he would die.

But:

[Mission: Become the captain]

[Restriction: Until you become the captain, you can't use Bankai (Note: Forcing Bankai will fail and cause explosion)]

[Rewards: 1. Recast the Zanpakutō "Snake Bee" and adjust its ability; 2. Master Bankai. ]

Soi-Fong: I want to be the captain.

Yamamoto: You have to learn Bankai first.

Soi-Fong: I won't be able to use Bankai until I become the captain!

Yamamoto: Then learn Bankai first and then become the captain!

Soi-Fong (throwing a chair and roaring): I already said I can't use Bankai until I become the captain!

Yamamoto (sticking his head out and cursing): Then go! Learn! Damn! Bankai!!

Soi-Fong: Yamamoto! Fuck you Sage!!

Soi-Fong: No, I have to think of a way, otherwise I'm going to die.

The next day.

Yamamoto: This is a captain's meeting, what are you doing here?

Soi-Fong: Captain of the 11th Division, Kenpachi the Hornet! A dignified person!

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