Ten years of life and death are so vague, it is hard to forget even if I don’t think about it.

How many decades can a person have in his life?

Qin Lang has been practicing in the Immortal Locking Forbidden Land for ten years, but he is still an ordinary person.

The little yellow chicken he raised used its wings as swords, and the sword opened the gates of heaven: "If Heaven had not given birth to a little yellow chicken like me, I would have seen eternity as a long night!"

The fat and lazy orange cat transforms into the King of Thunder and Lightning: "Thunder is supreme among all the laws in the world, and I am the best in the way of thunder!"

The timid big yellow dog spit out cold white flames from his mouth: "If you want to bully the master, you have to get past me first! Woof!"

He was about to waste his life, but then an elder from the sect came to report: "The Immortal Locking Sect is in danger. Please respectfully ask Junior Master to come out of seclusion!"

Qin Lang was ordered to take charge of the Suoxian Gate as a junior master.

On this day, the Heavenly Dao that had not appeared in Qiankun Continent for ten thousand years bowed to him...

My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.

【Slice-of-Life Cultivation + Comedy + Lighthearted + Transmigration + No System】

Xu Qing, a 996 veteran workhorse, suddenly transmigrates. He originally planned to enjoy a carefree life with a beautiful wife and concubines, but unexpectedly was brought by Sect Leader Yu Hongchang into a top cultivation sect as a direct disciple.

Who knew that upon entering the sect, Xu Qing not only had to take care of his junior sister but also ended up with a dog. Reluctantly, Xu Qing could only become a literary copyist.

Until one day.

Xu Qing points his sword at a stunning woman, swearing never to be locked in the small black room as forbidden meat.

“How dare you! I am your master!”

“Even if you’re the master... what?”

[No system][With a female protagonist][Slow to warm up][Traditional][Online logic][No conspiracy theory][Private changes]

He traveled to the ancient world. The good news was that he was an innate creature and his reputation would be recorded in legends of later generations. The bad news was that what left behind his reputation was the golden dragon shears, a treasure made from his corpse, rather than the Yin-Yang Dragon, which was born from his innate yin and yang energies when he was alive.

The confluence of Yin and Yang is called Yuan, and the change of Yin and Yang is called Yi. Yuan Yi, as a congenital creature born and raised by nature, should have been blessed with great fortune and good luck. However, his origin was contaminated with evil spirit, and the auspicious purple aura on his body was so thick that it was black. Yuan Yi believed that judging people by their appearance was superficial. Although his purple aura was black, his heart was toward the holy path!

At this moment, the overall situation of the prehistoric world has been determined. The most important thing now is to survive the disaster and avoid being killed by the future saint Tongtian, who will refine the treasure and give it to the three sisters to take away the saint.

How to protect oneself is a problem. There is no hope relying on oneself, the only option is to seek help from others.

But who can protect him from the future saint Tongtian?

Which thigh can he hold on to? Yuan Yi finally came to the conclusion that the person who tied the bell must untie it. The only person who can stop Tongtian from killing him and using his corpse to refine treasures is himself.

"I just want to find a chance to survive and make a living in this turbulent world."

Gradually, Yuan Yi discovered that this primitive world was different from what he knew.

But some things are already destined, and when you are in them, it is hard to tell the truth from the false.

"You seek a ray of hope for yourself, and you are that ray of hope."

The inconspicuous butterfly fluttered its weak wings gently, and ripples spread across the long river of time, gathering into waves...

Nuwa: Fat Cat, you can usually bully those innate divine beasts and innate gods who have no backing. Who told you to insult the saint?

Don't you know your own capabilities?

Fat Cat, I don't mind if you usually go fishing, catching birds, or raiding bird nests, but who told you to go and catch Kunpeng and Dijun, and plunder the dojos of the primordial gods?

Nuwa: Fat cat, you're getting upset just because I said a few words to you.

Fat cat, why are you raising your paw? Are you going to hit me?

Bai Chen: Meow meow, I, the great god Bai Chen, love to reason with others and persuade them with virtue!

The innate gods' faces darkened, because Bai Chen's principles and morality could lead to death!

The sacred flame shines brightly!

All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!

Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.

Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?

Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".

Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.

Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.

Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.

Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?

Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.

Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.

Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.

Traveling through the parallel world of Blue Star, my reputation as a top star has collapsed?

I awakened a system, and the system has a performance card prop, which can directly increase performance?

Fans:

"Haha, it's good that this dead scumbag has collapsed, this kind of person should be forgotten!"

"No, how come this dead scumbag's album has exceeded 9 million, are you sick, you still buy his albums after you stop being his fans?"

"No, the dead scumbag's online store is selling well? It's all fans buying? What kind of brainless fans, get out!"

"Ah, his box office has exceeded 5 billion again? People in the circle are saying that he has the most fans?"

"What about you said you would stop being his fans and black him for life? This is how you black him!??"

He traveled through time and space and became the Sixth Prince of Jinwu. He was shot by Dayi and was about to die!

At the critical moment, the star evolution system is activated!

The fall of the Golden Crow?

Isn't that the sun falling?

Collapse! Collapse! Crazy collapse!

White dwarfs! Neutron stars! Black holes! Crazy evolution!

The fall of the Golden Crow?

I am now Black Hole Daluo!

Nuwa Saint: He actually crossed the long river of time, isn’t this the Eternal Daluo?

The Three Pure Ones: Something is wrong. How could he become a saint without using the Hongmeng Purple Qi?

The Twelve Ancestral Witches: We have all become saints, why are we still not as good as him?

Daozu Hongjun: The Sixth Golden Crow actually achieved the Eternal Daluo?

Lu Jun: In this ancient world, how can it withstand my power?

Come on, let's expand the world together.

Mo Yu traveled through the ancient times and became a soldier of the Wu clan. He awakened the diary system of the Great Dao. As long as he kept writing in the diary, he would become stronger.

Little did he know that the diary he wrote had unknowingly changed the prehistoric advantage.

[If you have time to listen to the teachings, why not go to Buzhou Mountain and intercept the Xiantian gourd vine...]

[Kunpeng Demon Master is the master of the demon clan. Killing him is equivalent to destroying 30% of the demon clan's luck.]

Emperor Jun married Xihe and Changxi in a celestial marriage ceremony, and gave birth to ten little suns. Poor Kuafu was burned to death.

[The Three Pure Ones, transformed from Pangu's primordial spirit, may be able to make up for the Wu clan's innate deficiencies.]

[The Wu clan suffered terribly, being schemed against from the beginning to the end. Even Hou Tu was forced into a state of reincarnation, never to leave the world.]

Until one day, Hou Tu led the Wu clan to surround the Zixiao Palace.

When Mo Yu woke up, he found two women lying beside him.

He was completely dumbfounded.

"Who put Xihe and Changxi in my bed?"

"No, I told you to establish the Earthly Path, why did you destroy the Heavenly Path?"

Oh my god, how did this world become so crooked?

When I woke up, I actually traveled through time and became one of the ten innate spiritual roots in the prehistoric world.

The explosion of the Western Spiritual Vein is imminent. After this catastrophe, one will be led to practice the Six Pure Bamboos...

There was no time left, and it was impossible to transform. Kuzhu had no choice but to embark on a path of stealing the origin of the ancient world and creating his own path.

In this ancient world, the devil is stealing, the way of heaven is stealing, and Hongjun is also stealing. What’s the harm if I add one more?