Nuwa: Fat Cat, you can usually bully those innate divine beasts and innate gods who have no backing. Who told you to insult the saint?

Don't you know your own capabilities?

Fat Cat, I don't mind if you usually go fishing, catching birds, or raiding bird nests, but who told you to go and catch Kunpeng and Dijun, and plunder the dojos of the primordial gods?

Nuwa: Fat cat, you're getting upset just because I said a few words to you.

Fat cat, why are you raising your paw? Are you going to hit me?

Bai Chen: Meow meow, I, the great god Bai Chen, love to reason with others and persuade them with virtue!

The innate gods' faces darkened, because Bai Chen's principles and morality could lead to death!

The sacred flame shines brightly!

All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!

[Alternative Prehistoric World] + [Over 10,000 Updates Daily] + [Go Forward] After becoming Tongtian and foreseeing the plot of the Conferred Gods, I've finally realized it! Founding a religion? 996 is no match for fishing! I disbanded the Jiejiao that same day and spread the word about "career templates." As a result, the entire prehistoric world has become my spiritual follower!

Traveling across the prehistoric continent, Qingxuan became Jianmu, one of the ten innate spiritual roots. This was the Jianmu that was cut down during the era of the Five Emperors.

Fortunately, there is always a way out. Qingxuan successfully transformed with the help of the system.

He was bound to the salted fish system, and he just wanted to lie down and relax. Unexpectedly, the goddess Nuwa did not follow the rules of martial arts and actually eavesdropped on his thoughts.

"The laws of nature are unpredictable. If you don't become a saint, you will end up as an ant."

This makes me laugh to death. If you use the Hongmeng Purple Qi to become a saint, you will become an ant.

Nuwa: “???”

He traveled through time and space and became the Sixth Prince of Jinwu. He was shot by Dayi and was about to die!

At the critical moment, the star evolution system is activated!

The fall of the Golden Crow?

Isn't that the sun falling?

Collapse! Collapse! Crazy collapse!

White dwarfs! Neutron stars! Black holes! Crazy evolution!

The fall of the Golden Crow?

I am now Black Hole Daluo!

Nuwa Saint: He actually crossed the long river of time, isn’t this the Eternal Daluo?

The Three Pure Ones: Something is wrong. How could he become a saint without using the Hongmeng Purple Qi?

The Twelve Ancestral Witches: We have all become saints, why are we still not as good as him?

Daozu Hongjun: The Sixth Golden Crow actually achieved the Eternal Daluo?

Lu Jun: In this ancient world, how can it withstand my power?

Come on, let's expand the world together.

Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.

Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?

Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".

Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.

Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.

Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.

Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?

Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.

Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.

Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"

When I woke up, I actually traveled through time and became one of the ten innate spiritual roots in the prehistoric world.

The explosion of the Western Spiritual Vein is imminent. After this catastrophe, one will be led to practice the Six Pure Bamboos...

There was no time left, and it was impossible to transform. Kuzhu had no choice but to embark on a path of stealing the origin of the ancient world and creating his own path.

In this ancient world, the devil is stealing, the way of heaven is stealing, and Hongjun is also stealing. What’s the harm if I add one more?

【Slice-of-Life Cultivation + Comedy + Lighthearted + Transmigration + No System】

Xu Qing, a 996 veteran workhorse, suddenly transmigrates. He originally planned to enjoy a carefree life with a beautiful wife and concubines, but unexpectedly was brought by Sect Leader Yu Hongchang into a top cultivation sect as a direct disciple.

Who knew that upon entering the sect, Xu Qing not only had to take care of his junior sister but also ended up with a dog. Reluctantly, Xu Qing could only become a literary copyist.

Until one day.

Xu Qing points his sword at a stunning woman, swearing never to be locked in the small black room as forbidden meat.

“How dare you! I am your master!”

“Even if you’re the master... what?”

My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.

Zhou Qingqing traveled through time and space.

She turned into a flower that could absorb spiritual energy for cultivation.

Before she could be happy for long, three Taoists pressed down the clouds and said that they would split her into three and turn her into the treasure of enlightenment.

[Damn it, you don’t want a good innate treasure, but want to split it into three top-grade spiritual treasures. Are you stupid...]

Zhou Qingqing, who knew that the waters of the prehistoric world were deep and the way of heaven was irreversible, cursed in her heart, and then prepared to completely give up and die early and be reborn.

However, to her surprise, not only did she not die, but she was transplanted back to East Kunlun and was taken care of by the Three Pure Ones...