One day, Chu Shun—a shameless guy who would rather take off his pants than hang himself properly—crossed over to a parallel world. There, he acquired a system called the [Film Fund]. What’s it like to make movies without fearing a financial loss or needing investors?
“As a director, I never care about box office returns!”
So, Chu Shun pulled out Kill Bill. But because it was too bloody, it unsurprisingly failed to get the “Dragon Seal” (the film approval mark in China).
Very well. Kill Bill, which made $180 million at the box office on Earth, ended up as an online B-movie in the parallel world...
“I think there are three absurd things in this world.
First, bad people often live better lives than good ones.
Second, when you're in trouble, friends help without hesitation—yet when they're in trouble and ask you for money, you say they're not real friends.
Third, a whole crowd of you are standing here listening to me talk about the art of film.”
—Chu Shun, speaking at the American Film Academy.
Some of the works by "foreign trauma" director Chu Shun include:
Lord of War, The Hunt, Farewell My Concubine, The Legend of 1900, The Intouchables, City of God, Cinema Paradiso, Malèna, Dead Poets Society, and more.
[Anti-cliché, light and funny, no romance]
Qian Ziyong just graduated from college and suddenly got a strange system — the "Lose Money System." The rule is simple: the more money he loses, the more real cash he earns!
Losing money? That sounds easy!
He takes over a failing supermarket and starts doing everything wrong on purpose, hoping to lose tons of money and farm rewards from the system. But instead… things go completely opposite! Customers rush in like crazy, and he makes a huge profit!
Qian Ziyong is furious!
He opens a chain of bubble tea shops, hot pot restaurants, shopping malls, even builds smartphones, computers, cars, and chip machines — all trying to lose money.
But the more he tries to fail, the more money he earns!
All his businesses accidentally become No.1 in their industries.
Qian Ziyong: "Why is it so hard to lose money?! I can’t live like this anymore!"
After being reborn, Liu Wei unexpectedly gains the "Slacker System."
As long as he continues to slack off, he’ll achieve success.
But the result...
“President Liu, our game is a massive hit!”
“Brother Wei, our supermarket has expanded into a nationwide chain!”
“Hello, President Liu? Great news—the new movie just won an award!”
“President Liu, your all-in-one entertainment empire is progressing steadily...”
“…”
Liu Wei stands on the balcony, staring blankly:
"How did it turn out like this? I just wanted to slack off!"
...
A counter-trope story.
After being reborn right after graduation, Cheng Xu embarks on his store-owning journey. He starts off with a single large shop—400 square meters—and just the monthly rent costs over 10,000 yuan. According to the trajectory of his past life, this should end in business failure and dragging his parents down with him.
This time, Cheng Xu decides to give up and slack off. No more striving—surely that will keep him from repeating his old mistakes.
Wait, what? A Wealth System has bonded with him? And it gives him a 100-to-1 rebate on any losses?
Well then, forget lying flat. He’ll follow the same path as last time—max out spending, join forces when he can’t beat them, and go all-in on milking the system for everything it’s got.
But somehow… he’s making money? What the hell? Get away from me, you damned piles of cash!
Ten years later, a reporter interviews him:
“Mr. Cheng, what inspired you to become such a conscientious entrepreneur?”
Cheng Xu sighs helplessly:
“Is it possible… that I just really wanted to lose money?”
Wang Xiaoyu transmigrated to a parallel world and became a PhD student. He then received a system that rewarded him with 100 times the profit as long as he ran a company normally, spent money continuously, and mismanaged it. But unexpectedly, these sneaky bastards kept making the company better and better! They turned it into the world’s number one game company, the world’s number one supermarket, the world’s top investment firm, and so many other titles.
Wang Xiaoyu helplessly said: “I just want to lose money, but there are just too many of these sneaky bastards!”
God of Web Novels,’ ‘King of Romance,’ ‘Father of New Wuxia’... and so on—these are all just misunderstandings the world has about me. I’m just a porter!" Song Ci sighed helplessly.
In this life, he only wanted to be a salted fish and enjoy life.
He never expected that he'd end up walking further and further down the path of a literary giant.
[Stockpiling supplies 10 million times] + [Stockpiling beauties] + [System] + [Revenge] + [Both good and evil] + [Superpowers] + [Building forces] + [Zombies + Crystal cores]
A strange acid rain caused a large number of deaths among the people who were drenched in it, and in the end they were strangely "resurrected" and turned into hideous and terrifying zombies.
Lin Feng, who was brutally murdered by his wife and her family at the end of the world, was reborn one month before the end of the world. He awakened a space replication system that could replicate tens of millions of times, and all the materials he owned could be replicated tens of millions of times.
[Five hot sausages detected, congratulations on getting 50 million sausages! ]
[Five soft-pack Huazi were detected, congratulations on getting 50 million Huazi! ]
[Two bottles of Feitian Moutai were detected. Congratulations on winning 20 million bottles of Feitian Moutai! ]
[Two 100-gram gold bars were detected. Congratulations on getting 20 million 100-gram gold bars! ]
With a system that replicates tens of millions of times, he has hundreds of trillions of supplies in his hands, the most in the world!
An unbreakable safe house allows Raymond Lam and many beauties to eat hot pot, sing songs and watch the bloody storm outside with a smile.
But in an accident, Lin Feng accidentally discovered that he was not the only one who was reborn.
So:
[The test shows that you have killed a reborn person. Congratulations, you have obtained the system skill of the person you killed - Synthesis.]
[The test shows that you have killed a reborn person. Congratulations, you have obtained the killing person's Helping Others System Skill - Double Cultivation.]
【The introduction is weak, please move to the correct
Senior programmer Zheng Wentong was reborn in 2014 and decided to change his way of life.
He bet on Germany to beat Brazil 7-1 in the World Cup and won 100 million yuan.
He returned to China, founded Slope Capital, and became a capital tycoon—the youngest billionaire in the Internet industry.
His girlfriend is Bai Xiaolu, a rising superstar.
This is a business and entertainment story with a single female lead.
[No lowering of intelligence, partial to daily life, no hostility, no losing one's head, no saintliness, plenty of excitement, no deliberate face-slapping plot]
Chen Xiangbei had just graduated from college, but the current job-hunting environment was not good and he could not find a good job. With only a few dozen dollars left in his pocket, he realized the need for a daily settlement system.
[Ding, the host is detected to be in poverty, the system awakens. ]
So Chen Xiangbei started his crazy fishing mode:
Today's income:
Ding, the income from selling ornamental fish is 1,200 yuan, and the reward amount is 12,000 yuan!
Ding, the income from selling yellow croaker is 16,000 yuan, and the reward amount is 160,000 yuan!
Ding, the income from selling giant grouper is 320,000 yuan, and the reward amount is 6,400,000 yuan!
Ding, the deep-sea monster Canglong can't be sold! Then put it in my private open ocean museum!
[Ding, the system starts settlement: Host's income today +850,000 yuan, average hourly wage 106,250 yuan, system reward amount 31,450,000 yuan, intelligence +0.08, settlement points +3,500, please keep up the good work! ]
The above is an excerpt from the latest chapter.
Please see how Chen Xiangbei went from a fledgling college student to the world's richest man by fishing.
Chen Jincheng is reborn in 2018, carrying with him a game called Life Management Simulator, which ends up binding itself to his MCN media company.
Starting from signing the hottest nightclub DJ goddess from his previous life at a bar, he begins receiving rewards from the game and gradually signs more and more internet celebrity goddesses, slowly becoming the godfather of influencers.
Years later, he only wants to say:
“The idea that ‘good girls shouldn’t be let down, and bad girls shouldn’t be wasted’ is the biggest misunderstanding the world has about me!”
He’s just… especially considerate when dealing with beautiful women!