A body dumped in Tokyo Bay, no one to look after the child, and they want me to babysit? Too much fat on her chest, want me to help her lose some? Woof woof!! A dog actually wants revenge for its owner! ...Transmigrated to a parallel world of Tokyo with a wish-granting machine, Higashino Hirozawa constantly grumbles about the bizarre wishes that pop up. But for his grand goal of creating a nuclear explosion with a single punch! Bring it on!

The protagonist, Lin Ziyun, suddenly stumbles upon a time-travel trend one day, only his own journey seems different. While others are gifted with systems or gods, he, on the other hand, is left with a fleet of fleeing soldiers and a single-function portal. The portal: Journey through countless worlds, grow yourself, and grow your fleet! The protagonist asks: MMP, why are all my enemies so powerful? Can't I just have some fun time-traveling fun?

Through countless tribulations and myriad hardships, myths appear above the heavens.

A book of myths, an endless history of legends.

Imagine creating a masterpiece that will be passed down through generations; a single glance will bring an epic story to life.

......

On the day the sky split open, Su Wen awakened the Book of Myths and simulated the myths and legends of the heavens.

To stand before the changes in the heavens and earth, and to guide the direction of civilization.

His name is sung throughout the heavens, and his fame is spread throughout the myriad worlds.

Whether it is a martial arts master who has mastered the profound mysteries of the martial world and hunts demons across countless realms; or a sage who has mastered truth and alchemy and reshaped creation; or a tree ancestor with countless Dao patterns in the azure sky; or even a being who devours the heavens and the earth and ultimately faces eternal destruction.

They're all the same person!

(Western fantasy, similar to DND, elves and magic, knights and lords, adventure with children, no system, exclusive tank wear, NPCs have brains!)

Because he was single and unmarried, Ling Yun was so bold that he even took the initiative to lose his job when the overall environment was bad. Then he became even bolder. In the middle of the night, he not only "cried against injustice on the road", but also took off his clothes and made love with the criminals...

So—ka!

When he woke up, he found himself turned into a little kid and traveled to a fantasy world with gods and magic.

The good news is that he became the son of God of a secret cult, and this secret cult is a powerful existence that can slay dragons and seize treasures. From then on, he lived the life of a little emperor with everything provided for him.

The bad news is that this secret cult seems to worship an evil god, and every few days there will be "men of justice" coming to kill him, the son of the evil god.

Finally one day he was careless and not only lost his hometown, but was also seriously injured on the way to escape.

Fortunately, a little girl of five or six years old passed by and took him home.

So, her home was gone...

Ling Yun looked at the little Loli and said:

"If you call me dad, I will support you forever!"

Little Loli: "No!"

Everything started when Zhou Ye accidentally obtained the authority of the God of Creation. He endowed different civilizations with different entries. Zhou Ye created a series of brilliant and glorious civilizations, including the punk civilization, the magician civilization, the martial arts civilization, and the immortal cultivation civilization...

History begins with him, epics are witnessed by him, myths are created by him. He is one, and he is also ten thousand, he is a moment, and he is also eternity!

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

Synopsis of the manga "A Passerby's Guide to Self-Rescue" (expand to read the full text∨): Su Bei, an F-class freshman at "Endless Superpower Academy," awakens a new ability on his first day. Only then does he realize that their world is a comic book. The protagonist is his classmate, Jiang Tianming. But that's not the point. The point is that in the next chapter, he, Su Bei, will die tragically in the restroom!

[Transformation + Lighthearted and funny + Not scary, suitable for all ages and genders + Half cool and half reasoning + Gradually becoming Klee-like + Male to female transformation]

The strange rules come to Blue Star.

Each country will randomly select a chosen one to enter the world of ghost stories.

The person who is chosen will bear the fate of his country, and his country will be destroyed.

When Chu Bai woke up, he found himself turned into Klee, and entered the world of ghost stories on behalf of Dragon Country.

So the style of ghost stories changed.

Weird: "That little girl gave me the nice guy card, but she also blew me up with a bomb."

"Is this little loli here to sort out the weird stories?"

"Oh my god, who let this little loli into the ghost story??"

I never imagined I'd travel through time one day, never imagined I'd become a character in an anime, and even more never imagined I'd end up on this land filled with suffering. "Magi-ya-baku-nai!" Kanna stretched out her short arms, snatched up a passing Originium bug, and then swallowed it whole in one gulp before patting her soiled clothes...

[Brain-burning grand + rigorous logic + original setting, no CP, no routine, all kinds of elements are tolerated (transformation)]

"I died and forgot the past."

"The good news is that I am now a quasi-heroic spirit."

But without powerful abilities, how can one survive in each world?

Yu Si looked at his ability marked with an F-score and fell into deep thought.

"Maybe, it can be used after some development?"

Relying on sufficient rationality and execution, a path of idealism and materialism officially began.

"Archer, Assassin, Knight, Leader, Witch... Which class should I choose? Wait, is there something weird mixed in there?"

Abilities: Dream Manipulator → Dream Lord → Dream God → God of Truth...