Having traversed 35 years, with elderly parents and young children to care for, his lofty ambitions have been reduced to the mundane details of daily life. Just as he was reconciling with himself and accepting that he was just an ordinary person, a certain evil god that was born with his soul awakened... From then on, he embarked on a path where he would put any demon he saw in his mouth to taste its flavor.

A body dumped in Tokyo Bay, no one to look after the child, and they want me to babysit? Too much fat on her chest, want me to help her lose some? Woof woof!! A dog actually wants revenge for its owner! ...Transmigrated to a parallel world of Tokyo with a wish-granting machine, Higashino Hirozawa constantly grumbles about the bizarre wishes that pop up. But for his grand goal of creating a nuclear explosion with a single punch! Bring it on!

"I know that there is a pair of eyes watching us in ways I cannot understand."

I know that there is a pair of hands that are manipulating us in ways beyond our imagination.

Our thoughts have been rewritten.

Our bodies are imprisoned.

I know that you are beings from a higher dimension.

I know you call yourselves players.

Today, I, Lu Yuan, bear the weight of tens of thousands of game lives that are considered useless data.

Formally to you in higher dimensions

Declare war!

......

......

Lu Yuan concluded his impassioned speech and slowly walked down from the platform. Looking at the dungeon boss, who was strapped to an electric chair, he spoke earnestly.

"Fellow villager, hang in there, this is all for your own good."

(Qiuqiu's QQ group number: 748553822)

Description: TA is a humanoid creature who calls himself Zhang Jue. He comes from a parallel universe and has the characteristics of being unaffected by most research projects.

Long-term observation and research on him found that he has a mild antisocial personality and likes to talk trash.

TA can obtain certain information and abilities through physical contact, and the acquired abilities will be weakened to a certain extent.

TA needs special attention. (He himself emphasized)

TA needs to be detained in a single-family villa designed by a French designer with an area of no less than 50*50*20 meters, with a garden on the top floor, and a swimming pool of no less than 200 square meters in the yard.

The organization should send a male staff member over 50 years old who has received British royal etiquette training to assist him in managing the affairs in the villa. The staff member needs to wear a wig 24 hours a day.

The monitoring staff needs to undergo a psychological status assessment once a month. There have been precedents of employees quitting the organization because they could not tolerate his trash talk.

Also known as "Because I was afraid of going crazy, I used up all my willpower", "Being a good person in a dystopia", "About me using the delirium of an evil god to judge evil people", and "Evil god? Let me have an inspiration".

You start out locked in a metal pigeon coop, and if you fail your final exam, you'll be sent to a mantle mine to become a mining tool.

Fortunately, there's a control panel system that acts as a cheat code.

As a model youth, Qi Ping still adheres to his "straight man's" creed in the new world.

But something's off about this world. Cultivating spiritual energy is so dangerous; you can go insane at the drop of a hat. It's definitely more reliable to max out your willpower!

This is a story about doing good if you want to, a story of unwavering willpower against evil gods and monsters, a story of salvation and revenge.

There's a completed 1.66 million-word book called "The First Wizard," a wizarding, otherworldly academic novel that's still being serialized. The author's integrity is guaranteed. Readers looking for something to read should check it out.

Why must the story be full of bitterness and hatred? Do you like the lighthearted and interesting legend?

Who am I today?

Am I the hero who saves the kingdom? Am I the villain who threatens the times? Am I the playboy who has been a playboy for a lifetime? Or am I the great sinner who has been recorded in history... Forget about the sex maniac, I am always a decent person.

I can be a clown, a judge, a magician, or a popular actor.

Well, I am the one who married the queen and gave birth to the princess. I

am the one who won the fight against the king and the princess chased me? Wait, something is wrong, this is not the same kingdom and the same princess!

"You can tear off my mask, as long as you are willing to bear the truth after waking up from the dream."

"You can expose my lies, as long as you are willing to bear the truth rising from the ashes."

"Or, you can indulge in the dream and dance to the end at the ball of doomsday..."

The above part is nonsense that the introduction is not good at. In short, it is a hilarious and lighthearted story.

【Fantasy】【Plot】【Growth】【Microgram】【Not Purely Cool Article】

"The Sword of the End."

"Friends of God."

"Master of Secret Structures."

"The mortal enemy of catastrophic nuclear-level pollution."

"The youngest federal consul."

"The Twelve Honorary Bishops of the Terminus Orthodox Church."

······

At the opening ceremony of the new class of the Transfiguration Temple University.

The host held the microphone and asked, "Excuse me, which title do you think best suits you?"

"Ahem." Fang Bai took the microphone.

"Actually, I don't really like these titles."

"I still like you to call me."

"The founder of the Orthodox religion."

"The greatest liar in the new world."

"A enthusiast of forbidden weapons."

"Master of natural disaster creation."

"or."

"Fang Dachui, who has committed many evil deeds."

......

Serious introduction:

Would you rather burn history books and offer a white veil to the old world, or dance in the celebration of the new world while holding the rotten truth?

When the world bleeds amidst collapse, when the oracle echoes within civilization...

Where should you go?

Qin Zichu never imagined he would receive a series of fraudulent messages from "Qin Shi Huang" and "people from the future." One day, he suddenly discovered he possessed a miraculous ability. In his dreams, he could travel back to a specific day in the past, where he encountered a mysterious girl trapped in that same day for an indeterminate amount of time. ...In 1600, John Dee, advisor to the glorious Queen Elizabeth I, obtained the "Book of God's Speech," which contained 49 charts known as the "Great Charts." The first chart was attributed to Christ, the first 18 represented the first six days of creation, and the last 30 represented the "Thirty Heavens" on the seventh day of creation, when God visited Earth. In 1888, the secret society "Golden Dawn" was founded, redrawing the "Great Charts" in an attempt to glimpse the secrets of "God." In 202X, Qin Zichu believed he might become one of them...

A wasted time-traveling traveler stumbles upon a witch hiding in a "blind spot." "Do you want power? Practice the path of transcendence," she says. Thus, he gains the authority to transcend and elevate everything! [Heart Guidance Sublimation, with the addition of "Emperor's Engine"] [Mindfulness Sublimation, with the addition of "Mirror of Still Water"] [Unorthodox Blade Technique Sublimation, with the addition of "Water Moon"] [Wind and Thunder Breath Sublimation, with the addition of "Dragon Breathing"] Qi Source Flow, Demon Transformation, Kaioken, Magnetic Field Rotation... Martial God's Powerful Kick, Eight-Sword Flash, Dimensional Severing, Six Annihilation Sword... Immortal Blade, Berserker Armor, Ultimate Belt, Gold Cloth... even the Nine Revolutions Profound Technique, Innate Treasure, Law of Heaven and Earth! All these fantastical things can be materialized by Qi Yuan. From then on, the man favored by "Transcendence" unhesitatingly reverses the course of his life...

[Humor + SCP + Microk]

There are supernatural anomalies in this world that cannot be explained by science. If you notice anything unusual in your life, please contact the Collectors Association immediately.

He Junda: "I understand the logic, but why is it that the junior schoolgirl who has a crush on me is acting so strangely?!"