Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

After an award ceremony, a reporter found the great director Nanaya Kiryu who helped the heroine win the Best Actress trophy again and interviewed him.

Reporter: Director Kiryu, congratulations on the heroine of your movie winning the Best Actress trophy again. May I ask why you can do it every time?

Nanaya: Because I am very good at discovering the beauty of women. In my eyes, whether it is a queen, a loli, a transvestite, long hair, short hair, modern, ancient costume, tsundere, electric wave system, sickly, queen, princess, saint, glasses girl, ghost, elf, animal ear girl, or even a 17 or 18-year-old old woman, they all have their own beauty. I just show this beauty to the audience.

Reporter: It seems that something strange has mixed in?

Nanaya: That's your illusion.

Elesa, who was reincarnated into another world and became a witch, thought she was going to be hunted by witches of the church.

But I didn't expect that the witch of this world is the well-deserved master and ruler.

More importantly, there are social benefits beyond imagination!

With an income of only 200-300 yuan a month, you can live a leisurely life with three days on the job and four days off, and you can take seven days off to travel every month.

Can……

"A witch's fate, of course, depends on her own efforts, but it also has to take into account the course of history."

"I'm not being modest. How come I, a witch, was chosen as the Great Witch?"

"But the Chief Witch told me that everyone at the meeting has decided that you will be the new Great Witch."

——Excerpt from "The Great Witch's Internal Newspaper"

Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.

In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.

But.

What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?

Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end

Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)

Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane

Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!

(Daily, funny)

"Shocking! The French army surrendered to a young girl overnight!" "Shocking! The most popular person in Britain is actually her!" "Bizarre! A mummy emerged from the pyramid in the dead of night!" Lin Guan acquired a rather useless system, originally intending only to make videos to earn some pocket money. Unexpectedly, the characters he created began to appear in reality one by one. The Eternal King of Britain awakened. The French savior saint returned. The Egyptian Pharaoh, the Persian hero, the nine-tailed fox of a chaotic world—legendary figures appeared before people's eyes. (From the book [Azure Forest])

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When Yu Sheng woke up, she turned into a sweet and soft girl, and she found out that the school belle had set her eyes on her.

Campus Belle: "We are all girls, what's wrong with holding hands?"

"Let's take a nap together, why are you curled up on the edge of the bed?"

"You blush when I kiss you... Tsk, so cute."

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Reborn in the Marvel world as the nightmare spirit Tokisaki Kurumi, she embarked on an endless journey of plunder.

In the Marvel world, collect Infinity Stones and build power.

In "Kabutoshi of the Iron Fortress", destroy the crazy corpses, collect the fragments of the godhead, and become the savior.

In Akame ga Kill, collect imperial weapons and destroy the corrupt empire.

In "Naruto", he punched the Akatsuki organization, kicked the five major ninja villages, and absorbed the power of the tailed beasts.

…………

With the power of the heavens, he comprehended the mysteries of time and space and became the sole ruler of the multiverse of Marvel.

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Jiang Feng, a 28-year-old divorced father, is left with only a rusty cart, his three-and-a-half-year-old daughter, Xiaoman, and a leaky rental apartment in a corner of the city. The landlord's knock on the door, demanding payment, sounds like a death knell, but the little girl in his arms smiles and says, "Daddy's porridge is the sweetest."

In despair, the "Human Fireworks Gourmet System" was activated—no mysterious supernatural powers, only exquisite recipes, ingredient awareness, and an upgradeable food truck. Starting with the first bowl of "Wontons in Clear Soup" at the alley entrance, a long line quietly formed in front of Jiang Feng's stall. The richness of the golden braised egg, the scorching aroma of the pan-fried buns, the warm sweetness of the osmanthus wine... Each dish concealed his love for Xiaoman, becoming a late-night comfort for office workers and a morning anticipation for the lonely elderly.

Ye Wei, a sharp-tongued food blogger, visited the restaurant anonymously, only to be struck by a bowl of wontons. Her negative review unexpectedly sparked a surge in traffic: "Amazing broth from a humble cart!" Since then, a "shadow effect" has spread throughout the city—a single announcement of a stall opening in Jiang Feng's WeChat group sparks a long line of people waiting at the alley entrance.

The cart eventually became a high-tech restaurant called "Warm Home," but crises followed: rumors, capital hunting, and demolition of old alleys... In the wind and rain, diners held up signs that read "Trust Flash Mob." Ye Wei held his hand tightly: "Taste is your sword, I am your shield." Xiaoman stood on tiptoe and placed Ye Wei's hand in her father's palm: "Mom Ye Wei, don't go."

This is a journey that starts with making a living through fireworks and ends with landing at the place where thousands of lights shine.

Haruhiko was transported into the game world’s Demon-Tainted Tokyo, where his second life began.

His origins are a mystery, and he’s taken in by a shrine maiden from the Inari Shrine—his mother’s friend.

But he soon discovers… she’s not human. She’s a yōkai.

Well, she’s beautiful, so maybe that’s not a dealbreaker.

Except—he later realizes she might not even be his mother’s friend at all.

Li Xiao returned to his hometown, inherited a zoo, obtained a system, and started a live stream of his pleasant daily life at the zoo. He would pet tigers, tease eagles, and rescue some wild animals. Unbeknownst to him, he became known as the last cultivator on Earth.

Audience member: "This guy can communicate with animals!"

Li Xiao: "I don't understand animal language."

After saying that, he started to educate the giant panda about rare animals, letting the giant panda do whatever it wanted, regardless of what level of protection the animals were, since it was already at the maximum level!

Audience member: "The zoo director is so poor, the zoo is almost bankrupt."

Li Xiao: "I'm not poor, I'm just not interested in money."

After saying that, Li Xiao caught a bluefin tuna worth 21 million, the most expensive in the world!

Audience member: "Is the headmaster actually a cultivator?"

Li Xiao: "Young people, you must believe in science!"

After saying that, Li Xiao, holding the golden eagle cub that had fallen off the cliff, leaped down...

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