I started playing a game only to become an NPC—and not just any NPC, but the supposedly awesome ‘Golden Princess’.

Unfortunately, my kingdom fell ages ago, leaving me completely alone.

Now, I have to earn 100 million gold coins. Left with no other choice, I… started selling nuclear bombs!

One day a loud boom blew up the Beginner Village Boss along with tens of thousands of players. Only then did the players realize that the nuke sold by the cute NPC little girl is the real deal!

“What? You want to buy nukes? You want to buy nukes when your favorability is so low?”

“Do I need to teach you how to grind favorability too?”

“Just these few gold coins isn’t even enough to fill my teeth!”

From that moment on, gold coins started pouring in continuously.

What players don’t know is that I’m not just an NPC—I’m also the #1 player on the leaderboard.

Want to surpass me? Then pay up! Spending money makes you strong! As for who to spend your money on?

Yours truly, of course!

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

[Female lead gives up, everyone else gets involved + ensemble cast + no romantic pairing]

Mu Shiyue was involved in two lifetimes, and finally got struck by lightning while undergoing his tribulation.

He was reborn as the master of a small sect, the Myriad Profound Sect.

Although the sect was very poor, the six disciples were good-looking, had pleasant voices, and were good at their work, which she liked very much!

He instructed his disciples to cultivate diligently: one to refine medicine, one to forge weapons, and one to draw talismans...

She simply lazed around, growing vegetables, raising flowers, and petting her little spirit beast—life was so comfortable and leisurely!

Many years later

Looking at the eldest brother who shouts "My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens" while slicing meat and grilling skewers with his natal spirit sword; the third sister who hammers iron with one hand and crushes scum with the other; the fourth brother who throws out a bursting talisman with a compassionate face; the fifth brother who is simple-minded and easy to bully, yet makes his enemies spontaneously combust; and the youngest sister who is spoiled, willful, and inhumanly rich.

Then look at the master eating and drinking, surrounded by spirit beasts.

The second disciple, who had been reborn and wanted to save his sect, was dumbfounded, clutching poison in his hand.

Weren't they all dead in their past lives? How did they end up as the top sect?

A programmer who died from overwork traveled to another world and became a young wizard. He happily promoted Earth culture and learned magic. In this other world, he could finally be called a top student. He lived a relaxed and leisurely life.

After an award ceremony, a reporter found the great director Nanaya Kiryu who helped the heroine win the Best Actress trophy again and interviewed him.

Reporter: Director Kiryu, congratulations on the heroine of your movie winning the Best Actress trophy again. May I ask why you can do it every time?

Nanaya: Because I am very good at discovering the beauty of women. In my eyes, whether it is a queen, a loli, a transvestite, long hair, short hair, modern, ancient costume, tsundere, electric wave system, sickly, queen, princess, saint, glasses girl, ghost, elf, animal ear girl, or even a 17 or 18-year-old old woman, they all have their own beauty. I just show this beauty to the audience.

Reporter: It seems that something strange has mixed in?

Nanaya: That's your illusion.

I have a system! I'm about to reach the pinnacle of life! Wait! This quest has a trap! This reward is wrong! Why am I becoming more and more effeminate?! Why are all my suitors men?! [A sorrowful swing]

【Transform】【Don't Marry】【Power】【System】【Battle】【Number Monster】【Group Pet】【Easy】

(Also known as "Transformed into a World-Destroying Lolita, the Country Sends People to Stick with Me")

Ye Yao, who had only wanted to slack off all her life, was reborn into an orphanage and became a loli.

I thought my life would be like walking on thin ice.

Unexpectedly, the adoptive parents showed up at the speed of light.

"From now on you are our daughter."

After Ye Yao woke up and put together the family system, she felt like the sky was falling when she saw the words above their heads.

[The most powerful psychic in modern times, because he foresees a future where you will destroy the world, the country has sent him to contact you as a final insurance.]

I am the strongest in modern times?

Is this true or false?

Later, the adoptive parents brought back another girl.

"This is your sister, you must get along well with her in the future~"

[A talented psychic known as a "rising star," despite her young age, possesses the power to crush most veteran psychics. She will launch a powerful offensive against you.]

"No buddy!"

Ye Yao felt like running away from home.

—For those readers who want to avoid pitfalls, this is a mixed fantasy novel with a single female protagonist and a slice-of-life story. The author believes that magic is not something that can be accomplished simply by imagination. Otherwise, what would those legendary mages who have been studying it for so long be researching? Therefore, it will contain a lot of complex magical academic theories.

—If you don't want to explore how magic comes about or how it's used, and feel it's pointless, you can leave.

—Those looking for a harem story can leave now. This is a single-character story with a female protagonist.

—Those who wanted to become gods can leave now. I just wanted to live a simple yet fulfilling life.

—It's set in the Middle Ages, but not that dark. It just illustrates that the world had a low level of productivity. The style of houses, clothing, etc., conforms to "ancient Western times." Don't force reality into it. If you're looking for dark stories, you can leave now.

—The characters are good people, the king is a good king; not everything is about tyranny and slavery. Reality is already hard enough, so I like good people, and I like happy endings. Those who want to find fault with the protagonist can leave now, because no one is targeting the protagonist, and there's no face-slapping.

—This work references many other works, but it's not a fanfiction of any particular work. I hope that since you're reading a novel, you'll take my version as the standard, since many fantasy works are based on games, and games are for playing, not for real life. There are many things I need to rationalize. If you can't accept this, you can leave.

—The opening has a connection to the world before the transmigration. If you feel that the poison is gone, you can leave directly. If you want to continue reading, I can clearly see that this connection, apart from the divine consciousness, does not affect the later text. So there is no need to teach me how to write novels and say that this part is superfluous. I wanted it to be there, so I wrote it.

Lin Beifan transmigrates to a world composed of countless urban web novels, becoming a minor villain with a wishing system that allows him to make one wish every day.

With the system's capabilities and his own unconventional tactics, he messed up all the main characters and threw the timeline into chaos.

Thus, fate repeated itself, and Lin Beifan was cursed again: whatever he wished for, his enemies would receive double the reward!

Lin Beifan chuckled: "That's it?"

"I wish that my body temperature would stay at 36.8 degrees Celsius!"

The main character's brain burned to 73.6 degrees Celsius, and he died!

"I wish that I could sleep 12 hours a day!"

The second protagonist becomes a vegetable and dies!

"I wish I could be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!"

The third protagonist was crushed into a sheet of paper by a 240-pound fat girl and died!

And just like that, the plot got messed up again!