Chen Mo has a secret: in his eyes, everything he wants to do is a quantifiable progress bar. Officials say: He is the nemesis of high-risk anomalies. The villains say: He demolished our base and stole the anomalies we contained. Chen Mo said: I was just forced by obsessive-compulsive disorder to push the progress to 100%. The so-called salvation is to reset the progress bar of despair in people's hearts to zero. - Chen Mo

Aatrox: "How can I obtain an ideal body? If you can't tell me, you will die!" Zuo Chi: "I only know a little bit! Keep heading north to the endless frozen land called Freljord, maybe you can get a decent body there!" Ashe: "Zuo Chi, what should I do to unify Freljord!" Zuo Chi: "This... I only know a little bit! You can find a man who knows a little bit about everything as your blood ally!" Viego: "Isold, my love, how can I meet you again!" Zuo Chi: "Well, I know a little bit..."

【Cthulhu feminization】【weird】【superpower】

After traveling to a world where weirdness is rampant, Qi Mai just wants to live a peaceful life.

But for some reason, the strange creatures around him kept gathering more and more.

Good news: the beautiful transfer student in the class, Ketu Luzi, turned out to be his next-door neighbor!

The bad news: she hides terrifying, twisted black tentacles beneath her clothes, and she commands a group of fish-man minions...

Worse news: Qi Mai is being targeted by her.

'I found that my neighbor seems to be a monster, what should I do? Urgent, waiting online.'

Qi Maigang sent out a message for help.

My childhood sweetheart [Han Sida], who loves to wear [yellow clothes] and is currently a trainee idol, replied immediately.

"Hurry up and put on the [Yellow Seal] amulet I gave you. I'll be there soon!"

The "Three No" senior schoolmate [You Ke] whom I met in the library said: "The [Silver Key] I gave you can open the door of my house. You can move into my house and live with me."

…

Many years later, reporters asked Qi Mai questions.

"How did you become a legendary investigator?"

Qi Mai was very frank and spoke the truth directly.

"Three parts luck, seven parts courage..."

"The remaining ninety-seven points depend on the support of noble people."

[Also known as: Cthulhu version of Ranch Story]

Farming style + Cthulhu world + daily management + cognitive error + protagonist no fighting + no color + low sense of pleasure

Tiny human, when you see those great beings, will you still maintain your sanity? —Family Whisper

The protagonist: Chen Yi, a veteran player of Ranch Story, Mineral Town and Stardew Valley, accidentally becomes an Old One.

What will he do when he enters the world of the Great Lord? Of course, he will continue farming! ! !

Main storyline: Build a ranch that belongs to you from scratch.

During the business, you can make friends with the alien girls around you and give them the radishes, tomatoes, sweet potatoes, apples, etc. that you grow yourself.

Reality changes because of the gift he gives.

Ranch setting reference: Ranch Story: Friends of Mineral Town

Target of the strategy: The most beautiful "Goddess".

Difficulty: 100 stars

The first two chapters are background stories and cognitive and operational learning.

Ranch building map: See Chapter 2 for the author’s words!

[Optional Quest: The bird-snake family is starving, please feed them as soon as possible] [Quest Reward: Favorability of the bird-snake family x5, virtual currency x10] [Optional Quest: Sphinx - Misk, I'd like you to help it design a nice hairstyle.] [Quest Reward: Favorability of Misk x10, virtual currency x10] [Main Quest: You have discovered that a mysterious organization seems to be poaching magical animals, please find evidence.] [Quest Reward: Virtual currency x100, random magic prop x1] ... [Congratulations on winning the magic skill - 'Animal Language'] [You can talk to animals, your voice

Create the future in nothingness, find the truth in dreams, travel across the heavens, practice the laws of all worlds, understand the endless way, refine the false and return it to the true, and achieve eternal immortality.

In the world of True Spirits, where bloodlines cultivate immortality, True Spirits reign supreme. The first-rank True Spirit family, the Golden Crow Emperor, sees their Golden Crow bloodline transform into the sun, illuminating the ten directions. The second-rank True Spirit family, the Taiyin Jade Rabbit Jade family, sees their Jade Rabbit bloodline transform into the moon, showering down its moonlight and blessing the people. The bloodlines of the Azure Dragon, White Tiger, Vermillion Bird, and Black Tortoise transform into the four constellations, guarding the four directions. The bloodlines of the third to ninth-rank True Spirit families transform into the stars, suppressing them from above. This is a world controlled by numerous True Spirit families. Kong Wenxuan, born into a family with Peacock bloodline, carries the inheritance of the "Five-Colored Divine Light." His first step is to elevate his family's Peacock bloodline to the position of True Spirit, transforming it into stars embedded in the sky.

[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]

I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.

I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.

I am the ruler of the old days!

Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.

I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:

[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?

And then... nothing happened.

Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.

From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.

——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.

——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.

——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"

And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:

"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"