Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

Shen Yan, originally the most powerful ruler in the apocalypse, was betrayed by his teammates and died while fighting zombies.

When she opened her eyes again, she found herself becoming a useless girl from a summoner family in Guiyuan Continent!

Waste material? After she awakened her main spiritual bone, she summoned thousands of beasts and ghosts, trampled through the vast world, and could kill thousands of generals with one sword!

As she walked up, a mysterious and evil man unexpectedly entangled with her. He forcefully held her in his arms and said with a smile, "Yan'er, why don't you kiss me?"

Shen Yan: "Don't force me to hit you."

Wang Chuan, a gamer, unexpectedly finds himself in a technologically advanced parallel world.

What? Games are the ninth art, on par with music and art.

Thus, starting with the meta-game "The Stanley Parable," game producer Wang Chuan began to bring over all sorts of bizarre games.

Years later, he looked back and discovered that he had actually created a gaming empire!

When an update preview appeared in Su Chen's sight, the world was destined to no longer be peaceful.

Overnight, the world has been turned into an online game, with major cities everywhere, wilderness stretching out, and crises lurking all around.

Bloodthirsty werewolves are partying under the full moon, and a giant skeleton dragon is flying across the sky, covering half the sky.

Su Chen had only one thought in his mind, which was to use the predicted version update content to seize the initiative and get ahead of others.

First get the only hidden talent reward, start unlimited job transfers, and then start a stockpiling plan!

Occupation 1 (Trader): The materials that are common in this version will be hot commodities in the next version, so stock up on them!

Profession 2 (Puppet Master): Pulling invisible threads, controlling thousands of puppets, forming an army of one person, invincible, and even having the hidden skill 'Life and Death Substitute', making him virtually immortal!

Occupation 3...

As the saying goes: There are changes in each generation of version.

The weeds in this version will become a panacea in the next version.

The current version is as fierce as a dragon, but will be reduced to a worm in the next version.

Su Chen, who was able to see the update preview, has since mastered the absolute information gap, embarked on a life of cheating, and stood on the top of the world!

Guo Yi traveled to an urban elf world and activated the Master Teacher System. With each student he enrolled, his elf became bound to the student's elf strength. The stronger the student, the stronger Guo Yi's elf became. From then on, he embarked on the path to becoming a Master Elf Teacher. [Disciple: Su Qingxue] [Age: 19] [Background: Magic City, Qinglong Society, only daughter of leader Ye Jing] [Ability: Viridian's Power] [Compatible Template: Team Rocket leader Sakaki] Here, elves have long been integrated into every walk of life, from forest firefighting and flood relief to sporting events! A rural student with the Zhiye template, an assassin with the Juzi Tianwang template, a rising tennis star with the Caidou template, and a film and television star with the Karuno template... Years later, the public suddenly discovered that these leaders in various fields were actually taught by the same person.

PS: (Parallel Earth, fictional world for survival!)

Qin Ming travels to a parallel world and is selected to participate in CCTV's "Ordinary Professionals," where the contestant with the highest popularity will receive a prize of 100 million yuan.

However, Qin Ming's profession is a hardware store owner, and he has unlocked the all-powerful hardware store system. As long as he sells hardware, he can earn points. As long as he has enough points, the system can provide anything.

However, the tone of the live stream quickly went astray.

Does the boss have any super high strength rope?

Qin Ming: "Yes!"

Great Xia Military Industry Department: "Isn't this an aircraft carrier arresting cable?"

Does the boss have any car paint?

Qin Ming: "Yes!"

Daxia Military Industry Department: You've figured out the stealth fighter coating?

Does the boss have any high-precision bearings?

Qin Ming: "Yes!"

Daxia Military Industry Department: A bearing with nanometer-level precision and a rotation speed of tens of millions of revolutions—isn't that the precision of a rocket bearing?

...

The Chinese military industry department asked timidly: "Brother, do you have any fighter jet engines here?"

Qin Ming: "Is he in the hardware business?"

"yes"

"Then I have it!"

The Ministry of Defense is dumbfounded. Don't you sell hardware? How did you become an arms dealer?

In the first year of the new calendar, the sky collapsed, the earth cracked, seawater flooded back, pollution emerged, and strange beasts invaded.

In the tenth year of the new calendar, the effects of thermal weapons weakened, martial arts began to rise, and humans began to defend their territory and fight against strange beasts and pollution.

In the 20th year of the new calendar, humans discovered that fire could curb pollution, and a crematorium was first built. All strange beasts and dead humans were sent to the crematorium for burning.

In the 100th year of the new calendar, Lin Yu and his twin sister Lin Siyi were born.

His elder sister is a genius but suddenly falls into a coma, and even the family is in trouble. In order to keep his sister alive, Lin Yu joins the incinerator and becomes a high-risk incinerator, but accidentally unlocks his own abilities.

"Advanced bodybuilding technique, honed through countless trials and tribulations by warriors! The effect is ten times greater than that of basic bodybuilding techniques!"

"Advanced breathing techniques can better regulate your breath and connect you to the outside world. They're ten times more efficient than basic breathing techniques!"

"Boxing!"

"Swordsmanship!"

"Body movement!"

"If there is no light from now on, I, Lin Yu, will be the only flame."

[Three-star mission released: Go to Liuguang Star to mine 10,000 tons of starlight ore]

Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, give me some money. I want to hire 10,000 professional miners to start a project!"

[Five-star mission released: Capture the leader of the Blood Sky Star Pirates roaming the Glorious Star Region. It is said that his team has hundreds of members. Please proceed with caution.]

Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, can you lend me the 100,000 Lu Family Army soldiers at home?"

[Seven Star Quest Released: Tame the Young Star Dragon Beast]

Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, I'm taking the Star Dragon Beast King you raised out to find its relatives!"

I said the system, isn't there a slightly more difficult task? You can't do this!

[Nine-star mission has been released: Become the Speaker of Humanity]

Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, there's something I want to discuss with you..."

The rating just came out, it will rise later...

[High-level martial arts] [System] [Pay-to-win] [Powerful background] [Lightning element]

Shen Ming transmigrated to a high-martial arts world overrun by strange beasts, becoming a spoiled rich second-generation heir, but he had no idea how much money his father had.

He was dumped by his girlfriend because he was weak.

Just then, he awakened the Pay-to-Win System.

Pay to get stronger? My dad seems to be pretty rich, right?

Take a look at the key points.

[Spend 10,000 RMB to upgrade your superpower!]

[Spend 100,000 RMB to break through to a higher realm!]

[Millions of krypton gold, great martial arts skills! 】

[...]

As his strength grew and he came into contact with more and more things, Shen Ming realized that something was wrong.

It felt like everything around him was meticulously prepared for him.

The school team coach didn't like me, and I was kicked out the next day?

I simply mentioned that I was short of money, and the principal almost risked his life for me!

A competitor was maliciously injured during a competition, and the referee changed the rules at the last minute, saying I did a great job?

......

He seems to have been set up by capital, but he suspects that the person who set him up is his father.

"Fine, fine, Old Deng is rich and powerful, huh? Then let me see where your limits are!"

"Dad, send me another three trillion!!!"