I am a lord, the son of a duke, and the king's favorite nephew. What's wrong with raising some loli?

Did my loli eat your rice?

Sleeping in your bed?

Did he hit your child?

Or did you push your head into the pit?

What? I've done it before...

Hey, hey, they are just children, why are you competing with them?

In this way, adults should deal with adults' affairs. You come to me and we will go to the duel stage.

Don't worry, I'm weak and I don't know how to use magic. I definitely can't withstand your sword.

You don't have to worry about what will happen if I die in your hands.

My mother, the goddess of magic, will never fire a city-level spell at your front door, and my father, the duke, will never use a dragon's breath to annihilate your house. My uncle, the king, will never massacre your entire family. The people of my territory will never raze your castle to the ground.

What do you mean by "being a scoundrel"? When your child was rude to me, you kept saying that he was just a child and that I, an adult, could not argue with a child.

Do you know you are wrong? That's right, goodbye~

He left, didn't he?

Well, my dear sister, brother wants to eat fish...

Reborn as a loli demon king with no level, no subordinates, and no army in an online game, he had no choice but to use his previous life's gaming experience to embark on a path of no return to persecute all players.

He created a dungeon of hell difficulty, made a death leveling area, and posted a cheating guide on the forum...

"Suffering and being given away for free are part of the game. If you don't like it, don't play."

"Players, as the name suggests, are there to play, aren't they?"

——by a pink hair

This book is also known as:

"Professional Demon King Teaches You How to Fight Players"

"Is the Demon King Persecuting Players Again Today"

"Rebirth: My Name is Miyazaki Hidetaka (Fog)"

“You actually locked animals in a box just to watch them breed? That’s pretty twisted.”

“That’s... a TV. It’s just playing Animal Planet...”

“The holy light... went out?! Did I do something wrong?!”

“You’re sitting on the power button.”

“A pot where lava and spring water coexist—humanity’s greatest invention!”

“Take it slow, no one’s fighting you for the hotpot.”

...

Jiang Li returned to Earth from another world, only to discover that the witch lady who used to be his enemy had followed him back.

Facing a world completely unfamiliar to her,

the witch lady made a firm decision...

"Name?"

"Qin Yu."

"Place of birth?"

"Liyue."

"Do you know what crime you have committed?"

"I don't know."

"You have stolen the hearts of many girls."

"I haven't."

"You have also secretly made lifelong promises to many women."

"Yes, but that is as friends for life."

"Then why do so many people accuse you of not doing that?"

"I can't."

Qin Yu was also very puzzled. She clearly wanted to be close to them as besties, but inexplicably, they became more and more strange.

"Sir, I am innocent."

"No, you are not."

The lights on the other side were turned on, revealing their true faces.

Keqing said with a fake smile: "I saw it all. Tell me how many other women confessed to you!"

"Ah...fuck."

This book is also known as:

"It's easy to capture the Inazuma girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Mondstadt girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Liyue girl, because I'm not human!"

Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.

Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!

System:???

"Professor Oak, hello. Although I look like a Gardevoir, I'm actually a human sealed inside this body. My tens of millions in assets have been frozen, and all I need now is a Pokédex and six Poké Balls to break the seal. If you give them to me, I’ll reward you with 5 million afterward..."

"Do I look like an idiot to you...?"

"Actually, Professor, the truth is—"

"Even if you can talk, can’t you just... be a proper Pokémon?"

"...Fine."

"Then, how about this—predict my grandson’s future for me."

"Your grandson...? Nah, forget it. I’d rather go predict that idiot instead."

"......"

...

...

As a pitiful six-year-old cub, Luosangsang was supposed to die on this stormy night. She was bound to the melon-eating system, which not only allowed her to survive, but also acted as her caregiver. Since it is a melon-eating system, it is reasonable to see through fate, right? One person, one system decided to use live broadcast to gain energy and monetary rewards.

· Luosangsang: Hello everyone, I will lead everyone to eat melons.

Netizen: Master, my daughter has been single, please help my daughter to find a red line!

Luosangsang: If she goes on blind dates randomly, she will encounter epic bad peach blossoms and will die.

Netizen: Woo woo woo, finally connected online, my daughter was abducted by human traffickers, please tell me where he is.

Luosangsang: Your daughter was sold by you, you want to match bone marrow, I know where she is, but I won’t tell you.

Netizen: Master, I am a retired policeman. I became a policeman to find out the truth about my sister’s wrongful death. I have no answer for forty-three years. Please tell me the clues of the murderer.

Luosangsang: When you leave the study, he will be waiting in your living room.

Luosangsang: By the way, he has killed 156 people abroad. He is a major serial killer.

Since the retired policeman was connected, the identities of the connected netizens have become more diverse, and national teams have come out to connect. There are anti-drug police to investigate drug dealers, there are national security personnel to catch spies, and even overseas national teams have come to the live broadcast room.

"Dear Master, are you willing to come to the beautiful country? Our country is strong and free. We hope you can come and help us. We will give you the best treatment!"

Chinese netizens: Poachers, get out!

When Gu Nan came to Global Gao Wu, the Gao Wu world began to change.

"Gu Nan, this cherry bomb is much better than bombing ore." Wang Jinyang said.

This book is also known as "Gao Wu's Improper Inventions", "Global Gao Wu's Useless Inventions", "My Inventions Are Really Useless"

Global Gao Wu Fan Fiction.

[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits]

As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention.

Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?"

The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..."

When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?"

The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh.

The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.

[Leisure][Healing][Beast Taming][Ranch Farming]

Jiang Simiao, who traveled through the world of beast taming and stopped being a beast tamer, quit his 996 job at the beginning, and then stayed in a remote town to inherit his grandfather's ranch.

Farming, collecting, exploring, and making friends with wild pets ~ leisurely farming.

But...

who can tell them why the legendary father of slime research, spiritual plant planting scientist, king of water fishing, and chief researcher of new energy is the rancher in front of them!

Walking into the ranch is a group of rare and powerful pets.

When the reporter came to inquire, Jiang Simiao was forced to go out and was a little helpless: "Actually, I really just wanted to complete my ranch at first."

"Ah? Those extraordinary creatures, they are all my friends. Look, this is my friend account."

PS: This book is also known as "The Capable Cat is also very depressed today", "I just want to be a rancher", "From 996 to 627", "My Utopia Beast Taming Ranch", "Beast Taming Friends Account"