Gran: "Weiss, I have the most delicious food in the universe. Do you want to try it?"

Weiss: "Trying to trick me into saving you? Don't be silly... It smells so good!!"

Gran: "Mr. Weiss, I want to learn how to break the rules. I want to learn Ultra..."

Weiss: "Don't be silly, how could you possibly learn... What, how did you comprehend the second level of selflessness so quickly? What, you learned to break the rules again??"

Beerus: "Boy, you have good talent, so I'll make you my candidate!"

Xiangpa: "How outrageous! That skinny rib has such a talented candidate!"

Bardos: "This little guy is amazing, he even learned angel control techniques!"

High Priest: "Will Gran surpass me one day?"

...

According to legend, travelers from another world came to the continent of Teyvat under the guidance of fate. They traveled through the seven kingdoms, witnessed all kinds of things in the mortal world and the stories behind the gods. In the end, they met the real enemy at the end of their journey. He is... We'll talk about him next time. "If you want to hear what's next, buy me a cider." Wendy, the God of Wind, smiled and put away the piano in her hand. "Tsk! Do I need to pay to listen to my own story?" Lin Mo curled his lips in dissatisfaction and called to the girl behind him: "Ying, let's go! Let's go to Liyue to listen to storytelling!" "Well, Paimon, let's go." The blonde girl stood up and followed Lin Mo. The God of Wind trotted a few steps helplessly to catch up: "No, an apple is fine!"

Du Mu is playing a massive virtual game called "Marvel World" for a chance to win a multi-million dollar prize. Little does he know that at the start of the game, he's already traveled to the real Marvel Universe, becoming its sole player. Nick Fury: Du Mu is an excellent agent, but he's a bit of a snob. Every time a mission is issued, he skips over it. Tony Stark: I can't believe it! The other day, Du Mu and I teamed up, and I came back with only my underwear left. Banner: I'm the exact opposite. My only underwear was stolen, and in a rage, I transformed into the Hulk, making headlines that evening. Thor: Du Mu claims he's reached 1000 Justice Points, then he raised his Meowth Hammer and ran off... Faced with the complaints of a group of superheroes, Du Mu calmly stated: "This is all allowed in the game. There are..."

Rebirth Back in 2005, Chen You rescued his daughter Jiang Ning entrusted by his best friend from the fire and adopted her.

What he never thought was that this 5-year-old girl would become his little matchmaker in the days to come.

"The gentle and generous orange teacher, the lively and cute sweet aunt, and the smart and beautiful Qingya sister......"

"They are all very good to me, and they also love my father."

"So, it's too difficult for me to choose one to be a mother......"

[Yuri, Pet Beast Taming]

The Saintess of the Sea Concubine Palace, during the awakening ceremony, openly summoned a companion spirit beast of extremely low grade – a Water Element.

Pure Passerby A: It must be a smokescreen released by the Sea Concubine Palace. How could the Saintess’ companion spirit beast be a mere Water Element? I won’t believe it until I see it with my own eyes!

Pure Passerby B: Hehe, I believe it. How about you all? (A burst of laughter)

Pure Passerby C: I’m guessing some great master has already taken her in as a disciple and is deliberately concealing her extraordinary talent to prevent others from poaching her.

Pure Passerby D: It must be the Variant Water Emperor in disguise. The Saintess is always modest and low-key, not wanting to attract envious attention.

Saintess: Completely fabricated. Amplify the speculation.

In an era of spiritual energy resurgence, Hong Hua, a descendant of the Phoenix Clan, holds the spatial heritage of her lineage and should have ascended to the pinnacle of cultivation—

Then she opened a pet shop.

Hong Hua: "A life without fluff is no different from being a salted fish. With fluff, I’d gladly be a salted fish. Fluff is the treasure of the world, and better than one piece of fluff is a whole house full of fluff..."

A tale of cultivation and raising (a whole lot of) pets, with no romance.

It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.

But...but why?

Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?

Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?

Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?

Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?

Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?

What's going on?

Is it so hard to be forgotten?

[Western Fantasy][Disqualified Hero][Not Invincible Without System][Multiple Female Protagonists][No Abuse of the Protagonist]

Ryan died together with the great transport car that sent him to another world. In the violent explosion, he missed the opportunity to connect with the priest who was responsible for the job transfer of the transferees.

Sixteen years later, Ryan, who was trapped in the turbulence of time and space, finally tore a hole and fell heavily into another world, just landing on the back of a giant dragon lady.

After some inspection, it was found that due to staying in the turbulence of time and space for many years, the magic of this world had no effect on him, whether it was the enemy's damaging magic or the friendly magic, and only physical attacks could cause damage to him.

Wait, in this world, not having a job would make you a lazy bum in the biological sense?

In order to avoid turning into a fat white bug, Ryan chose to become a bard.

In this world, there are both local heroes and "shifters" from other worlds, and their goal is to defeat the Demon King.

But the quality of this group of foreign "transferers" is obviously mixed...

Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.

In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.

But.

What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?

Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end

Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)

Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane

Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!

(Daily, funny)