[Pokémon + Live Stream + Education + Daily Activities + System.]

Three days ago, Xu Yi received the funds in the system.

Three days later, the Pokémon arrived.

Xu Yi: "I've been here for eighteen years! Do you know how I've spent these eighteen years?!"

"Playful Blue..."

Lalu Lasi: "(๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ"

Many years later, the man who was revered as the father of Pokémon and made a great contribution to the world was finally recognized.

An unknown reporter was fortunate enough to interview him, but only received one sentence.

"All of these achievements are due to my own hard work. I'll keep a low profile."

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".

Lanny always believed he had transmigrated to a chaotic, backward, impoverished, and ignorant ancient Europe, and that he was just a minor nobleman from the countryside. However, he soon realized something was amiss. This world also had legends of magicians and vampires, but it was more than just legends...

The player arrived, and so I became the BOSS.

They call me—the Lord of Eternal Night.

Zhang Ye: "Just wait, I will completely expel them from this world, leaving not a single one alive!!!"

Player: "Wait, who provoked him again? Why is he on fire again?!"

Zhang Ye: "Version update, players all log off at midnight? Opportunity!"

Player: "Why is it so dark? Who's playing that BOSS tune over there... Buhao, my guild!"

Zhang Ye: "Want to form a professional team and start a professional competition? Absolutely not!"

Player: "Wait, which pro team got a boss in here?!"

Zhang Ye: "We need someone to hold off the player alliance for ten days? I'll do it!"

Player: "Everyone calm down, listen to me—quickly kill yourself, don't let him have his fun!"

Zhang Ye: "You can't kill me. Death and revenge are on my side. One day, I will return with my might!!!"

Player: "Quick, quick, use all the world items! This is our only chance—nice, we've finally sealed this world boss!"

[World Announcement: Season 1, "Dawn of the World," has ended and a version update will be performed. Real-time: 24 hours.]

[World Announcement: Season 2, "The Beginning of Eternal Night," has begun. 120 years have passed in the game. The seal of Eternal Night has been broken. We wish you a pleasant gaming experience.]

Player: "BYD, 'one day' means tomorrow, right? Is this game even playable anymore?!"

A player commented: "It's fun, I love playing it!"

...

...

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

Elesa, who was reincarnated into another world and became a witch, thought she was going to be hunted by witches of the church.

But I didn't expect that the witch of this world is the well-deserved master and ruler.

More importantly, there are social benefits beyond imagination!

With an income of only 200-300 yuan a month, you can live a leisurely life with three days on the job and four days off, and you can take seven days off to travel every month.

Can……

"A witch's fate, of course, depends on her own efforts, but it also has to take into account the course of history."

"I'm not being modest. How come I, a witch, was chosen as the Great Witch?"

"But the Chief Witch told me that everyone at the meeting has decided that you will be the new Great Witch."

——Excerpt from "The Great Witch's Internal Newspaper"

Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.

In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.

But.

What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?

Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end

Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)

Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane

Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!

(Daily, funny)

[Purely handwritten][Simulation][Multiple female leads][Shura field] As the spiritual energy of Blue Star begins to recover, An Zhe obtains a life simulator system and begins to simulate in various realms, leaving behind countless encounters and legends.

[In your first simulation, possessing a Heavenly Spiritual Root, you arrive in the Celestial Spirit Realm, a world of cultivation, and meet your aloof and beautiful senior sister.]

You embark on the path of cultivation with her, holding her hand, and clearing away all obstacles for her.

[As spiritual energy dissipates and time collapses, you, as the Human Emperor, choose to burn your life force to bring a miracle to all beings.]

The heavenly fire illuminated the world, but the light in her heart vanished.

She became the Celestial Queen of Time in the mortal world, just to see you again in the long river of time.

...

[In the second simulation, you are transported to a magical world where people worship gods.]

[A succubus, indulging in innocent pleasures, has set her sights on you, the embodiment of light.]

For the sake of your faith, you break with the oppressive Temple of Light and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the gods alongside the Succubus Queen.

The gods have been corrupted, and the gospel they spread will destroy the world. Let us declare war on the gods!

...

As the simulation ended, An Zhe looked at the Immortal King's senior sister, a succubus who was blocking the door, and sensed that something was wrong.

Why are you all looking for me in the real world?

"Senior Sister Immortal King, why are you jealous?"

"What do you mean, you're about to start a bloodbath?"

"Shocking! The French army surrendered to a young girl overnight!" "Shocking! The most popular person in Britain is actually her!" "Bizarre! A mummy emerged from the pyramid in the dead of night!" Lin Guan acquired a rather useless system, originally intending only to make videos to earn some pocket money. Unexpectedly, the characters he created began to appear in reality one by one. The Eternal King of Britain awakened. The French savior saint returned. The Egyptian Pharaoh, the Persian hero, the nine-tailed fox of a chaotic world—legendary figures appeared before people's eyes. (From the book [Azure Forest])

【Cthulhu feminization】【weird】【superpower】

After traveling to a world where weirdness is rampant, Qi Mai just wants to live a peaceful life.

But for some reason, the strange creatures around him kept gathering more and more.

Good news: the beautiful transfer student in the class, Ketu Luzi, turned out to be his next-door neighbor!

The bad news: she hides terrifying, twisted black tentacles beneath her clothes, and she commands a group of fish-man minions...

Worse news: Qi Mai is being targeted by her.

'I found that my neighbor seems to be a monster, what should I do? Urgent, waiting online.'

Qi Maigang sent out a message for help.

My childhood sweetheart [Han Sida], who loves to wear [yellow clothes] and is currently a trainee idol, replied immediately.

"Hurry up and put on the [Yellow Seal] amulet I gave you. I'll be there soon!"

The "Three No" senior schoolmate [You Ke] whom I met in the library said: "The [Silver Key] I gave you can open the door of my house. You can move into my house and live with me."

…

Many years later, reporters asked Qi Mai questions.

"How did you become a legendary investigator?"

Qi Mai was very frank and spoke the truth directly.

"Three parts luck, seven parts courage..."

"The remaining ninety-seven points depend on the support of noble people."