【Cute Immortal Cultivator】 【Relaxed Entertainment and Funny】 【Family Love】 【Child-Raised Husband】

He has lived in the "sewer" of society since he was a child, but he didn't know that he had 8 peerless sisters.

The eldest sister is hailed as a business queen rarely seen in a century

The second sister is Mu Guiying in the army, commanding troops on the frontier

Third sister...

……………………

No one knows how many disguises this five-year-old kid has hidden.

The Chinese Phoenix Girl comes to visit, and she can make pills and forge weapons with ease.

Wang Xiaoke sighed sadly and said, "I don't need to be protected by my sister."

Do immortals need protection? I'm an immortal!

Alchemy, weapon refining, Chinese medicine, cultivation...

"Sixth sister, would you like to try the elixir I just made?"

"Second sister, would you like to try the magic crossbow I made myself? It's much more fun than a gun."

…

A meteor containing the remains of the God of Games fell into Lei Tie's hands, making him the God of Games who possessed the power of games.

"Well, I need the help of the players from Fire Blue Star!"

“This game is awesome!!!”

"GM, please give me a chance. I want to work as a bricklayer!"

"Haha, explosions are art!!"

"Big is justice, caliber is truth!!"

"The Fourth Calamity is invincible!"

“.......”

Countless stupid players from the Fire Blue Star poured into one magical world after another, turning each world into a strange shape.

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[Orange] The last guardian of the world—Haga Mayumi—after the destruction of her world, finally broke free from the trap of immortality and entered into eternal slumber. However, when she opened her eyes again, she was reborn in another world. This world is strange. The guardians here don't get hurt or bleed, and they don't get covered in dirt like she does in battle. They always have sparkling magic to keep their clothes clean, and they can fight and fly in light dresses without revealing anything. Those guardians with brightly colored hair and clothes are called "magical girls," and it is said that no one knows their identities. Even though Haga Mayumi's childhood friend, classmates, transfer students, school doctor... and even the idol girls she saw on TV all have unusually bright hair, and each one corresponds to the hair color of a magical girl, no one notices anything unusual. It's outrageous. However, she doesn't know that the most outrageous thing in this children's world is herself—she can bleed, can move freely again in three minutes after a severed arm is stitched back up, and can resurrect from a state of minced meat after exploding into orange juice and splattering people's faces.

Inheriting the tavern left by his parents, Su Luo found that the guests here were all unusual.

There was a guy wearing black clothes who called himself Qin Shi Huang and wanted to drink Overlord wine right away.

The little dragon girl in white is actually the number one robber in the world of The Return of the Condor Heroes!

Li Yunlong and Liu Peiqiang from "The Wandering Earth" are brothers.

The girl with dull eyes, tattered clothes and speaking in Sichuan dialect just wants to find out her origins.

And that monkey, you want to steal the wine? Give me your golden cudgel to pay off your debt!

…

The lolicon Lu Qing accidentally travels to the year 2233 and becomes a loli.

In this virtual age, a virtual reality game called "Blue Star OL" is a global hit. An unexpectedly awakened system that traps loli forces her into this game...

(Pseudo-D&D, Dragon Text, Evil Dragon Lord) As a red dragon, Phoenix often feels like an outcast among the red dragon race. Other red dragons: alcoholics, brutal, arrogant, greedy, tyrants of wild volcanoes. Phoenix: runs an egg dragon farm, providing employment opportunities; absorbs refugees in his territory, creating a beautiful home; prioritizes food safety, warming both the heart and stomach; vigorously integrates the industrial chain, promoting healthy competition in commerce; humbly submits to the Holy Dynasty's rule of filial piety, his famous deeds moving the diverse world… and steadfastly punishes and retaliates against groups of heroes who commit crimes, improving the living standards of humanoid races in dragon-occupied areas, and continuously manually silencing lawbreakers. Finally, he's addicted to opening eggs. "Have you converted 100 gilded dragon eggs today?" Druid girl: "Boss, it's 101." "Open them all!"

"Kingdom Calendar 1945:" "My name is Eli Holmes. I used to be a healthy and sunny game planner, and now I'm the High Priest of the Church of Destiny." "Every day I maintain a good sleep schedule. After waking up, I enjoy a relaxing glass of milk and a five-minute run. Even the God of Death praises my good health." "In my spare time, I do good deeds and accumulate virtue, thus building up a good reputation in the capital." Gazing out the window at the distant view, Eli wrote in his diary, lamenting the ease of retirement. [The sinister and cunning Eli surveyed the empire's landscape, pondering, as if plotting one cruel plan after another to achieve his unparalleled ambitions.] "As you can see, I can still hear the narration, but it always slanders me." Eli rubbed his brow in distress, closed his diary, and waved to the...

Transmigrating to the DC Universe, Russo became a background character in the final showdown between Batman and the Joker. Fortunately, his "Fourth Wall Eye" arrived on time. From then on, the multiverse gained a cheerful "director." During the Battle of New York, he had the Avengers film "off-duty" memes. In the Black Robe World, he turned the Civil War into a global live-action show. When the God of Order descended upon the DC main universe, attempting to format everything, Russo cleared his throat, faced the audience across the universe, and raised the microphone: "Don't panic, now please welcome our debaters—100 Batmen who have been spoiled, and a Superman who has learned 'Serious Punch'!" "In this multiverse, I will be responsible for the humor, and I will also define—what is called the true ending!"

I am a lord, the son of a duke, and the king's favorite nephew. What's wrong with raising some loli?

Did my loli eat your rice?

Sleeping in your bed?

Did he hit your child?

Or did you push your head into the pit?

What? I've done it before...

Hey, hey, they are just children, why are you competing with them?

In this way, adults should deal with adults' affairs. You come to me and we will go to the duel stage.

Don't worry, I'm weak and I don't know how to use magic. I definitely can't withstand your sword.

You don't have to worry about what will happen if I die in your hands.

My mother, the goddess of magic, will never fire a city-level spell at your front door, and my father, the duke, will never use a dragon's breath to annihilate your house. My uncle, the king, will never massacre your entire family. The people of my territory will never raze your castle to the ground.

What do you mean by "being a scoundrel"? When your child was rude to me, you kept saying that he was just a child and that I, an adult, could not argue with a child.

Do you know you are wrong? That's right, goodbye~

He left, didn't he?

Well, my dear sister, brother wants to eat fish...

[Readers can submit characters + ensemble cast + unlimited resources + exciting team battles] Rick transmigrates to Warhammer 40K and arrives in the demon world of Calem. Just as he is about to be killed by Abaddon's claw, he awakens a wishing system.

Wish 1: Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Editor.

Wish 2: Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket.

Wish 3: Conceptual God-level Healing Spell: Healing, Resurrection, Purification, Modification of Will!

Wish 4: Conceptual God-level Replication Technique: The ability to replicate anything with a simple touch.

[Ding! Host detected as too shameless, system is unbinding..........]

Abaddon: Huh? Why aren't you dead?

Rick: Because I am immortal!

Emperor: Could you help me restore my damaged body?

Rick: Yellow weasel, you can't afford the price I'm going to pay.

Vashtor: Please, please let me see that prop again! I'll do anything you ask!

Rick: Sure, but you'll have to join my Third Reich Equipment Research and Development Bureau first.

Khorne: You're very strong, join me.

Rick: What are you barking about? Take this Psionic Blow!

Tzeentch: It's all fate...

Rick: Riddler, take this Psionic Bullet!

Nurgle: You bastard! Give me back Isa!

Rick: What do you mean "your"? That's my wife! Take this Psionic Bullet!

Isa, the Goddess of Life: Our daughter has run off again with the props you gave her.

Rick: It's okay, the kids will come back on their own when they're tired of playing.

The Silent King: Please save my entire clan.

Rick: No problem, be my henchman and henchman and I'll save your entire clan.

Hive Will: There's a cheater in this world!

Rick: All you bugs, die!