"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"
He was transported to Japan in 1912, only to discover that this bizarre world was inhabited by yokai (supernatural beings), and that as a samurai, he had an obligation to slay them? Fortunately, despite this hellish start, Taira no Harunobu awakened a system that allowed him to draw unique sword techniques and items from various works by training disciples! Under his careful tutelage, the older sister next door learned Thunder Breathing and Lightning Return, becoming the Inari Soul Sword Saint; the little girl who used to roam the streets mastered Laurent's Mind's Eye Blade, becoming a peerless swordswoman with every strike finding its opening; and the noblewoman lawyer was inspired by the Ashina style, mastering the profound principle that everything can be a sword… Huh? Why are there only girls in the dojo? Nonsense! Isn't he a man?! — So said Taira no Harunobu, the Swift Wind Swordsman, the Eternal Sword Saint, and the Guardian of the Samurai Clan.
Life was supposed to be peaceful, but then he met a red-eyed girl who called herself Lucifer, and things started to get weird. Strange characters started to appear in the shop: a birdman with a circular fluorescent light on his head, a loser who was too lazy to walk and just floated around on his sword, and a lolita leader who blew up his room again... well, it was just a normal day.
What does it mean to be a tuner with an annual salary of over 100 million yuan? What does it mean to be an electronic music producer/DJ? Don't doubt it, they can recreate the howling of huskies, foxes, and screaming chickens and make them into dynamic music! When people look back, a loli figure has already rushed into the center of the world of electronic music and stood at the top, charming everyone with her cuteness. Welcome to join the book club: 854495780
[System + Star Wars + Farming + Late Lord + Funny + Cool Article]
Veteran science fiction fan Wang Xiaohu obtained the universe's first starship modification system. From then on:
Interstellar Pirate: "Why is there a star destroyer on a light destroyer?!
A senior starship designer said: "No battleship can reach this speed! Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
The Imperial Five-Star General: "Young people have no martial ethics!"
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A story about the sea of stars, please enter.
In an era of spiritual energy resurgence, Hong Hua, a descendant of the Phoenix Clan, holds the spatial heritage of her lineage and should have ascended to the pinnacle of cultivation—
Then she opened a pet shop.
Hong Hua: "A life without fluff is no different from being a salted fish. With fluff, I’d gladly be a salted fish. Fluff is the treasure of the world, and better than one piece of fluff is a whole house full of fluff..."
A tale of cultivation and raising (a whole lot of) pets, with no romance.
[The Great Demon King of Green Mountain Invites You to Join the Chat Group] After six days of being transported to the past, defying her original fate of becoming a velvet ball, the once despondent Miss Fox suddenly perked up and immediately sprang to life. Six days without video games, internet, or a cell phone—wouldn't that drive anyone crazy? Now, the chat group is here! The six days are over; it's time to return to the realm of video games!
Jiang Heng transmigrated to the world of beast taming, but failed to compete in the big city and had no choice but to return to his hometown to inherit his grandfather's farm. Who knew that on his first day back home… his contracted pet, a little pangolin, with nowhere to expend its energy, would dig frantically for twenty-four hours straight, unexpectedly producing rare ore! As a beast tamer, Jiang Heng saw the potential. He knew that pangolin + digging + 007 = a bountiful ore harvest! So, the formula was set, let's apply it: Thousand-Pound Ant + Transport + 007 = ? Treasure Toad + Money Absorbing + 007 = ? Sparkling Jellyfish + Charging + 007 = ? …After a while, Jiang Heng looked at the pet beast work circle that had gradually formed a system, turned around and lay down on a top-of-the-line massage chair, leaving only a single instruction: "I'm going to take a nap, and your good fortune will come!" — This book is also known as: "Who Made You Tame Beasts Like This?" and "The Pet Beasts Are Still Young, It's Time to Fight..."
God: "I can grant your wish." Lin Yiyi: "I want off-the-charts looks, a wealthy family background, and eternal power!" God: "You, greedy... Oh! Okay! Your wish has been granted, please check." Hey, I do have off-the-charts looks and a billionaire family background. I can be arrogant and slap rude people, and I can use money to beat up thugs. But why did I become a girl? Damn it! No way! This is the story of a rich girl's extravagant spending, oh no! Rise to power...
Jiang Ci woke up as a stone on a riverbank in a Jiangnan water town. Unable to move or speak, he could only watch helplessly as the Immortal Sect recruited students, a flood of them streaming in. He thought his life as a stone was hopeless, relying on absorbing meager earth energy to survive eternity. Then, a mysterious yellow stone seal inexplicably appeared in his sea of consciousness: [Stage: One] [Feature: Generate Wealth from the Earth (Autonomously Absorb the Energy of the Earth Spirit (Earth Veins))] This divine seal, which empowers one simply by lying down, arrived just in time! Even more amazingly, a blue-robed Taoist from the Daiyue Sect rolled up his sleeves and said, "I know you possess spiritual energy. Follow me back to the mountain." Wait! Are the Immortal Sect's admissions criteria so broad? Even stones are acceptable? From then on, the Daiyue Sect gained a disciple with a unique artistic style. Others fly with swords, but he... rolls? Others refine elixirs and draw talismans, but he... basks in the sun and absorbs earth energy? Watch how a stone, lying flat on its back, absorbs spiritual energy with the "Earth God" seal...