[Humor + SCP + Microk]

There are supernatural anomalies in this world that cannot be explained by science. If you notice anything unusual in your life, please contact the Collectors Association immediately.

He Junda: "I understand the logic, but why is it that the junior schoolgirl who has a crush on me is acting so strangely?!"

[A contracted work of the Fourth Editorial Group of Qidian] [Qidian's first work with zero deaths of the protagonist and the army as its selling point!] A Chinese reconnaissance soldier who sacrificed his life on the battlefield in southern Xinjiang is miraculously reborn in an alternate dimension, unexpectedly becoming a shaman priest in the orc kingdom, and a dragon priest who is rare even in a thousand years! At the same time, he is cursed by the blood sacrifice of the most vicious magical pet! What is behind the curse? A beautiful fox-woman, a mermaid princess from the abyss kingdom, a mysterious clam maiden from the East, and a swan warrior who looks like an angel all come to his side... A mysterious panda warrior from the Eastern Panta tribe, a powerful elephant warrior from the Orlefen tribe... An invincible whale knight from the sea, and the warriors of the War God Summer Palace will follow the protagonist to write their own glorious chapter on the magnificent stage of war. Witness how Jing Guan, a rising star in the 2005 literary world, crafts a rich and fulfilling fantasy adventure filled with boundless romance. See how our protagonist confronts his new identity, using soaring orcish war songs to challenge the powerful magic and invincible legions of humans, ultimately defeating dragon knights as a dual dragon priest! Leading the Behemoth warriors, whose glory has faded, in their battle against alien invaders, how will they forge a legend of zero deaths? I use my keyboard to weave with you a timeless dream of iron-blooded warriors!

I sharpen a sword and reach the sky, hoping to compete with the heavens in height.

Ye Qingzhou learned the profound meaning of the swift sword from the book Lunyu written by Kongzi, and understood that all swordsmanship in the world is invincible except speed.

At the age of thirty, when the sword speed exceeds Mach 30, other countries will stand up when they see it.

At forty, you are no longer confused: when the sword speed exceeds Mach 40, no country will leave you confused.

At fifty, one knows the destiny: When the sword speed exceeds Mach 50, you will let other countries know who the true destiny is.

Sixty and obedient: When the sword speed exceeds Mach 60, other countries will whisper words of obedience in your ears.

At seventy, I can do whatever I want without breaking the rules: When the sword speed exceeds Mach 70, I can do whatever my heart desires and no one can break my rules.

"Generally speaking, what kind of enemy is the most troublesome?"

"Comedy"

"Is there anything more troublesome?"

"Yes, there are comedic, eccentric characters."

"Surely such a person and such a world don't exist?"

"What are you looking at me for? What the hell did I do wrong? What did I do that's funny?"

"Huh?! Really?! Shouldn't I be a genius?" "Why did my divination fail?" Yagyu Yume, hailed as a genius diviner, issued a death prophecy to her classmate Inoue Sawa based on her intuition: "You will be seriously injured and hospitalized tonight, and you will likely die soon. Before that, say goodbye to your loved ones." But to everyone's surprise, Inoue Sawa not only survived unscathed but also miraculously escaped various life-threatening situations. He, who should have been reborn into another world to become a hero who saves a certain Western fantasy world, was reborn by mistake and ended up in a parallel world as Ritsumoto. To help Inoue Sawa successfully fulfill his mission, the Grim Reaper keeps bringing him back to life. Fortunately, he relies on his special abilities to make friends and encounters beautiful girls time and time again, repeatedly saving lives with their help...

"Mr. Gu Wei, there's good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

"Good news."

"The good news is that you have traveled through time. The new world is vast and technologically advanced, with both warships and mechas."

"Great! A real man should drive a mecha! Oh, and what's the bad news?"

"The bad news is... you traveled through time and became a mecha."

"ha????"

......

PS: This is a soft science fiction novel, a new book by an old author, and there will be no plots that make you uncomfortable, so please feel free to read it.

There are already 15,000 average-rated works "Entering Unscience" and 9,800 average-rated works "Handbook for Conquering Another World", welcome to join the pit~

The most searched topic on Weibo: Zhou Yu, the famous academic master who created MOSS, is actually a succubus!

"Brother Yu, we don't have the funds."

"It's okay, wait for me to show you how to get something for nothing!"

"Brother Yu, the Nantianmen Project is short of experimental materials and people!"

"Small question, should I go to the technology company or the Dragon Science Institute this time?"

"Brother Yu, the asteroid defense department wants you to go!"

"...Can I refuse?"

"Mr. Zhou, what do you think of the nickname Succubus?"

"I must emphasize again that I'm a serious researcher. I simply want history to know who the real masters are. Could you please tell me about the Solar System Archaeology Project?"

Competitor: "Mr. Zhou, you are very famous."

Zhou Yu: "Stand with me, and you will become famous too."

Competitors: …

A succubus paladin trying to turn over a new leaf. A necromancer with extreme social anxiety who only lets skeletons socialize on his behalf. An orc priest who delves deeply into the realm of life but is very afraid of blood. And I, a traveler who doesn't belong to this world - a great bard. My name is Velen, and I was on the run when I unexpectedly found a diary. I thought it was a classic plot from Dragon Quest, but the god on the other side of the diary... doesn't seem very serious? Record stories and get rewards. Record fun and get more rewards. And our team of scumbags walking on the continent - seems to be the biggest fun in itself? [A worldview with a bit of everything], [Team road adventure], [Semi-diary], [More daily life]

"Duck Soup + Adorable Mischief + Comedy + Slice of Life + Interdimensional Travel + Spiritual Energy Revival"

While spiritual energy had only been revived for a hundred years and everyone was still in the beginner village mode, Chu Sheng was already able to freely traverse the wilderness.

Not only can you eat top-quality natural treasures, but you can also pick up all kinds of innate magical artifacts, and even spirit pets that have cultivated for ten thousand years beg for food and lodging.

However, these treasures weren't brought back for free, so Chu Sheng started acting like a scoundrel and causing trouble everywhere.

But just when his notoriety was building, public opinion suddenly began to reverse...

[Time travel + multiple male leads + system + beloved concubines]

The protagonist, Lu Bai, was playing Minecraft when he drank some water and choked to death. After waking up, he found himself in Minecraft and joined the Undead Legion.

him: Practical skills, mild temperament, a good member.

null: ...His plants are very quiet. (In contrast to a noisy teammate)

Entity 303: Little White is super funny! He's my best prank partner! ...Although he always gets caught by Boss Him. (︶︿︶)

Dreadlord: His calming herbs worked very well and helped stabilize many of my potions.

Death Knight: His bone broth... is incredibly delicious!

The main character will change later...