[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]

I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.

I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.

I am the ruler of the old days!

Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.

I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:

[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?

And then... nothing happened.

Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.

From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.

——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.

——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.

——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"

And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:

"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"

Life was supposed to be peaceful, but then he met a red-eyed girl who called herself Lucifer, and things started to get weird. Strange characters started to appear in the shop: a birdman with a circular fluorescent light on his head, a loser who was too lazy to walk and just floated around on his sword, and a lolita leader who blew up his room again... well, it was just a normal day.

"Once upon a time, a human invaded the dragon's territory," the Silver Dragon Queen read from a book. "The self-proclaimed Dragon Slayer, the Sword Master, challenged the Dragon Queen." "Human, how ignorant of the heavens and earth!" The little dragon princess, Xia Yi, smiled. "Mother, what happened?" "What do you think, my dear daughter?" The Silver Dragon Queen smiled as well. "Needless to say? The dragon slayer must have failed miserably!"...

Feng Xiaoxuan, who had just entered his sophomore year, broke up with his girlfriend of six months. He returned to his dorm drunk and woke up the next day to find that he had turned into a girl and had also awakened a system that refused to pay...

Gu Ling returned to the final exam room of her freshman year. When she saw the contents of the test paper, she was stunned.

What are the conditions for Minesa to evolve into Minesal?

What are the restraining attributes of the flying system?

What is the correct approach when encountering pet poachers in the wild?

What are the current guardian-level pets in Longxuan Nation?

Thousands of words are condensed into one word - damn!

When I woke up, the world had changed.

Why do camels breathe fire? Why do cats emit electric currents? Why do fish spit out ice cubes? Whose praying mantis is a meter tall?!

Outrageous!

…

The lightning elves chasing the freedom of the prairie, the ascetic monk who upholds the spirit of martial arts, the lonely and proud knight walking alone on the top of the snow-capped mountains, the soul fire jumping in the hidden shadows... The power of bonds condensed by friendship and trust, the whispered oath contract, die together in the dark night, and walk together at dawn.

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PS: Beast Taming, no CP, easy style

When ordinary people who love Pokémon travel to the continent of Teyvat

"System, is it necessary to activate it in this way?" "It must be so, host."

Zhao Qian looked at the Hilichurls under the tree and sighed, "If there were even one Hilichurl archer, I'd be stuck here!"

Coming to this world and seeing all kinds of familiar anime characters and campus characters from his previous life, Su Zhou thought he had won the resurrection match and was preparing to enjoy his life and go to defeat the familiar beauties such as Yukinoshita Yukino, Mizuhara Chizuru, and Kato Megumi.

But the system came knocking on the door.

[“Ding, host, your Strongest Sword God system has been successfully bound and a quest has been issued: Defeat any monster to receive a Novice Gift Pack.]

After looking at the task and then at the monsters being fought on the opposite side, Su Zhou just wanted to ask if the system was messing with him.

…

Until the mysterious side door was gradually pushed open by Su Zhou, Su Zhou also slowly understood the truth of this world.

While Zhang Yuan was living in poverty, he suddenly acquired the ability to identify pets. He had planned to pursue a career in the pet industry, but was rejected due to lack of qualifications. Finding a new path, he entered the livestream pet identification industry. "Miss, you should carry your parrot for some work." "Is your Wangcai suddenly aggressive towards you? It's because someone else has come into your house and they forgot you're the owner." "Fish do have a 7-second memory, but yours is a fake." Something was amiss in the livestream. Treating pets with complex ailments turned into social demise for their owners. As Zhang Yuan's identification skills improved, he noticed more and more discrepancies in his findings. "A goldfish that produces gold coins when mature?" "A grass turtle that provides a daily divination?" "Is this really just an ordinary pet, not a spirit pet? Is it about to be revived?" [Pure Business] [Inquiring About Social Destruction] [Spirit Pets...]

Travel through the world of beast control and obtain the [Loading Template System]. When [Water Leap Frog] loaded the [Jiraiya Template], a lustful non-mainstream toad appeared! When [Bright Rat] loaded the [Kizaru Template], a nine-to-five salted fish rat appeared! When [Sword Dancing Grass] loaded the [Zoro Template], a direction-dead grass with only the brain of killing people appeared! Water Leap Frog·Jiraiya: "Ninjas are those who can endure." Bright Rat·Kizaru: "As long as the money is in place, even the legendary beasts can be useless!" Sword Dancing Grass·Zoro: "A back injury is a shame for a swordsman!" 'In my world, no one believes that ordinary pets can defeat legendary beasts, until... I appeared. '——Divine Beast Killer·Girl Nemesis·Wife Terminator·Lu Yuan [Cool points: character templates, development, beast control, pets, pets, summoning, training,

"—Klee: Big brother, big sister, elves are so cute! What, you don't believe me? How could Klee possibly lie?"

—Chairman Qin: I swear by my sword that I will deliver victory to you, my little fire dragon.

— Lu Guoba: Before dawn arrives, someone must light up the darkness. Baby Dragon, let's go.

—Amber: Can you keep up with me and Ponyta?!

—Lisa: There's no end to the tasks, so I might as well chat with my sister for a while, right, EDM baby…

— Fischl: I hear the whispers of fate, softly calling my name. Day and night, time and space are but illusions, yet the bonds of fate once again bring you and me into this eternal night. In the name of consecration, I summon you, you dragon cub! (PS: Oz translation: Black-eyed Crocodile)

(This is a Genshin Impact video, introducing Pokémon. Non-Genshin Impact players will not be affected by the viewing experience.)

(Keywords: elf, relaxed, everyday life)