"I just want to eat something that tastes good." - Du Yi after turning into a snake

"The Lord of Plenty's simple declaration, 'I just want something easy to eat,' profoundly reveals that food philosophy is the driving force behind the advancement of civilization. From the first campfires of ancient Homo sapiens to the modern civilization's focus on food, human civilization has regarded food as a core dimension of understanding the world. This ancient wisdom of 'the unity of Tao and instrument' not only solves the crisis of alienation in the predicament of modernization, but also constructs a civilization development paradigm of 'harmony between man and nature', providing ideological enlightenment for the construction of a human community." - "The Lord of Plenty's Dietary Perspective: Empowering the Path to a Strong Civilization with Dietary Science"

[PS: Male-to-female transformation story + protagonist never grows up + doesn't pursue a career + post-85s childhood + protagonist can cry and laugh + pure childhood story]

Being misunderstood as poking the socket with a wire - getting beaten - wow!

I had a fight with a rooster and got my mouth full of feathers bitten - and got beaten - wow!

Falling from the plum tree - means being beaten for no reason - wow!

There's a rat snake hanging from my butt—wow!

Wow wow wow…

Reborn as a child, because God was against me, I was easily attacked by everything, so I was beaten every other day...

Well, a purely funny childhood!

[Pokémon, Pokémon, Gym Leaders, Play Games to Become Stronger]

Su Ming travels to the elf world and inherits a gym at the beginning, but he will be disqualified from building the gym due to lack of strength.

Just when Su Ming was about to give up and lay down, he discovered that his handheld game could be synchronized with reality!

Since then, a gym leader with a strange style has appeared!

While lying in the gym playing the game, game prompts kept appearing:

[Congratulations on defeating the wild Dragonite and Dodo, gaining a lot of experience and upgrading your Pokémon's level!]

[You use the full-blood resurrection herb, and the elves that have lost their combat ability are restored to their peak state! ]

[Your game treasure hunter has found a treasure, and you have obtained the item Rainbow Feather! ]

[You used the enhanced Master Ball and successfully subdued the mythical beast!]

…

The four kings of the league and the champion were completely stunned:

"Gym Master Su Ming spends all day lying around in the gym playing games. How did he suddenly become invincible?"

[Genius] + [Funny in the early stages, crazy in the later stages] + [Abstract protagonist] + [Small clever thoughts on cultivating immortality] + [High values, but it doesn't mean the mechanism is not strong] + [Not a single female protagonist]

In the 356th year of the Dragon Kingdom calendar, the golden dragon chariot smashed the sun, the heavenly palace rose above the moon, and the stars in the sky woke up one after another.

The world has also entered an era of spiritual revival, and people have awakened their spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality.

Ling Yishan, a mortal of three generations, could only drool secretly when watching the immortals flying and hiding in the sky on TV.

At this time, his family suddenly suffered a change, and the once loving couple became enemies.

"Thirteen, I am the Demon Lord, and your mother is the Holy Lord. If we plan to divorce, who will you be with?"

At first, Ling Yishan didn't believe it and just thought that the two elders were playing role-playing games for excitement. But as more and more strange things happened around him and more and more big men appeared around him, he would occasionally have small dreams, dreaming of an unfamiliar world of cultivating immortals.

Only then did Ling Yishan realize that his parents had not lied to him.

"You two should have told me earlier that you have this kind of background. I've worked so hard for nothing."

"You're too late, I've already taken off!"

[Golden God Xiaohuo], [Abstract Godfather of Modern Immortal Cultivation], [Trendsetter in the Immortal Cultivation World], [National Idol], [The First Born in the Immortal Cultivation World], [Designated Son by the Law of Cause and Effect], [Dream of Billions of Boys], [Spokesperson for Pure Natural Body Cultivation], [The Strongest Selling Spirit Pill Powder], [Cyber ​​Giant Sun Immortal], [The Evil Spirit Pearl of the Empire] Ling Yishan said so.

Holy Lord, Demon Lord:?

The two elders fell into deep thought as they looked at the world of immortal cultivation that had been torn apart and full of demons by their own son.

Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, I was just a weak fighting cock at the beginning and was awarded the title of [Weak Chicken].

[Weak Chicken] (1/10)

You are weak, very weak, a street on the side of the road that no one cares about, and your presence is reduced by 80%.

All opponents will look down on you, and in the early stages of the battle, they will only exert 30% of their strength at most.

【Stingy】（1/50）

You can choose to enter the iron rooster state, with your defense at full capacity and your body as hard as iron, so that no one can hurt you.

You have gained the ability to cultivate by swallowing metal, which can make your body stronger.

【The Heavenly Chicken cannot be leaked】（1/100）

You can hide your cultivation level, and no one can see through your true realm.

Your secrets have been blocked, and no one can predict or deduce your fate.

…

…

…

I thought I could stay in the Zhao Mansion and become a great demon.

Until one day, on the day of the Zhao family's young master's wedding, I was caught and brought to the wedding hall with the bride.

I suddenly got the title of "marry a chicken and follow the chicken".

A meteor containing the remains of the God of Games fell into Lei Tie's hands, making him the God of Games who possessed the power of games.

"Well, I need the help of the players from Fire Blue Star!"

“This game is awesome!!!”

"GM, please give me a chance. I want to work as a bricklayer!"

"Haha, explosions are art!!"

"Big is justice, caliber is truth!!"

"The Fourth Calamity is invincible!"

“.......”

Countless stupid players from the Fire Blue Star poured into one magical world after another, turning each world into a strange shape.

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Others cultivate through comprehension, he cultivates through modeling;

Others rely on magical treasures to overcome tribulations, but he relies on calculations.

Others rely on luck to find treasure, but he relies on geological exploration and probability theory.

With his "spiritual energy dynamics," "array topology," and "elixir molecular formulas"—all considered outlandish and unorthodox by traditional cultivators—Li Haoran transformed a vague and illusory path of cultivation into a rigorous, precise, and quantifiable avenue of scientific research.

"Don't talk to me about the mysteries of the universe. In my eyes, everything can be quantified!"

"If there are bugs in the Heavenly Dao, I will personally debug them!"

Feng Xiaoxuan, who had just entered his sophomore year, broke up with his girlfriend of six months. He returned to his dorm drunk and woke up the next day to find that he had turned into a girl and had also awakened a system that refused to pay...

Lin Xuan, who had just been admitted to university, woke up and found himself in a world where Pokémon and reality merged. Pokémon evolution? What kind of subject is this? Forget it, it has nothing to do with me as a commentator, right? —— —— "Kyogre used Root Wave on Groudon... but missed. That's why skills with low hit rates are a pitfall!" "Now it's Groudon's turn to counterattack. Go up and use Cliff Blade! But Kyogre can fly, so it did cause a minor damage." Just as Lin Xuan was commenting passionately, he found that everyone was looking at him. Everyone: "What the hell are you commentating on?! Why don't you stop these two idiots!!" Lin Xuan had no choice but to take out the Poké Ball and sigh at the two idiots of Hoenn not far away. "Commenting is obviously my job, why do you always want me to fight?"

At the sacred wedding, the bride and groom accepted the blessings of their family and friends. The newlyweds looked at each other, smiled happily, exchanged a vow kiss, and began their new life amid applause. It should have been like this, but at Lei Luo's wedding... "You, Artoria, can touch me, but I, Artoria, can't?! We're all Artoria, why do you have all the privileges?" "...That's it! Holy Lance, weigh anchor!" "Who's afraid of who! Unnamed Victory Sword!!" "...Excalibur!" "Um, um! I'm sorry! Calibum!" "Wow, even if it was another me, anyone who steals the king's possession deserves death! Excalbur Morgan!" Lei Luo, who should have been the protagonist, could only watch helplessly as his bride and a group of "herself" fought each other.