Mu Xiaoxiao turned into Doraemon - the limited edition of the other world. He could get secret props by fulfilling girls' wishes. For the generous rewards of the system, he decided to take this job seriously. However, the heroines in this world are not normal. "Unrivaled power! Wealth that rivals a country! The power to control a country!" Mu Xiaoxiao said passionately, "Whatever you want, I can help you realize it!!" Sakurazawa Tomomi's big eyes flashed, "So amazing, can you really do anything?" "Go ahead, tell me your wish!" Mu Xiaoxiao folded his arms, full of prestige. "I feel a little uncomfortable with the swelling, Mu Jun, can you help me?" "..."

[Urban Elf + Funny Single Female Lead + Crazy Playing of Memes + Non-Toxic]

The elf world and the real world merge and intertwine into a whole new world.

The extremely rational Maura.

I am an assassin who reaps harvests in the darkness, and every strike of my sword is a critical hit.

Tsundere Gardevoir.

I am the queen, shining with confidence.

The introduction is weak, please read the text~

Dear readers of the old books, please come back soon~

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

…

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

Chen Mo has a secret: in his eyes, everything he wants to do is a quantifiable progress bar. Officials say: He is the nemesis of high-risk anomalies. The villains say: He demolished our base and stole the anomalies we contained. Chen Mo said: I was just forced by obsessive-compulsive disorder to push the progress to 100%. The so-called salvation is to reset the progress bar of despair in people's hearts to zero. - Chen Mo

"Synopsis: Change Hundred! This book is also known as: The Leisurely Life of a Max-Level Maid, I Drive a Gundam in Genshin Impact, and I Put All My Points in Defense Because I'm Too Afraid of Pain." "Jean, we in Liyue want your maid. Name your price," Ningguang said in a firm tone, staring into her eyes. "Sorry, not for sale." Captain Jean took out her Wind Eagle Sword and gently polished it. Behind Ningguang, Keqing frowned and decisively took out her Sky Blade. Lisa, not to be outdone, opened the Four Winds Codex. Thus, the first "war" between Liyue and Mondstadt erupted, known in history as the "Noel Rose War."

I've saved countless dinosaurs in the Jurassic World, cared for lonely elderly people in the Cage of Spirits World, maintained a stable balance in Jackie Chan Adventures, and saved over 7 billion humans countless times in the American Comics World. So please believe me, I really am a good dragon! A small black dragon cowered in a corner, watching the countless worlds rushing to collect their debts! Isn't it just eating some of your unwanted garbage? Is there any need to be so stingy? Confirmed worlds: Jurassic World, Cage of Spirits, Jackie Chan Adventures, Resident Evil, Marvel, DC, Ultraman, Dragon Clan... QQ group number: 167701986

[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]

I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.

I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.

I am the ruler of the old days!

Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.

I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:

[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?

And then... nothing happened.

Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.

From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.

——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.

——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.

——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"

And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:

"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"

Han Chen traveled to the continent of Teyvat a thousand years ago, took control of yin and yang and became Lingxiao Tai Chi Zhenjun. After traveling through the seven kingdoms, he chose to retire in Liyue Harbor and become a light novel writer.

[Daily + Main Story + Sweet + Excessive Sugar]

Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, writing an autobiography like this will get you struck by lightning."

Wendy: "I'll treat you to some dandelion wine. Next time, write something more handsome for me. Hey hey."

Lei Movie: "You understand light novels."

"I Conquered the World of Desolation with the Geo Emperor in the Age of Demons" sold 100,000 copies in Liyue, prompting Keqing to bring the Dragon Roar in the Box to urge for updates.

The popular song "If You Are Trapped in a Windless Land" in Mondstadt made countless people cry in the middle of the night.

"General Baal Wants Me to Confess ~ The Gods' Love Brain War ~" has always been ranked first in the Inazuma "This Light Novel is Amazing" column.

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So far, Raiden Shin, Teppei, and Daichishuwang have been rescued...To be continued.

Note: This book has some secondary creation modifications, and Ying's personality tends to be secondary creation (trash).

Main storyline progress: Liyue - Inazuma - Lantern Festival - Fontaine - Rongcai Festival/Island - Nata - Xumi (in progress). If you don’t feel like the original story, you can fast forward directly from Inazuma to Xumi.

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"Life and death begin, and the cycle of yin and yang ends."

"The name of heaven and earth is Qiankun, and Lingxiao Tai Chi blooms."

Traveler, the road of destiny forks at your feet—choose your mount to conquer this long journey.

Option 1: You choose to take the 'Steel Earth Dragon' (train) to the 'Far North Royal City' (Beijing), but be careful! 'Black Market Thieves' (scalpers) may have a monopoly on contract symbols. If this fails, you can only seek help from 'Wandering Griffins' (illegal taxis) - but their prices will come with a 'soul-testing' (price increase)!

Option 2: You choose to take the 'Sky Giant Winged Beast' (plane) to the 'Far North Royal City' (Beijing), but be careful! 'Chaos Cloud Vortex' (typhoon) is gathering along the route. If you choose the 'Time and Space Jump Technique' (rebooking), you will need to pay an additional 'Destiny Gold Coin' (handling fee)!

When Chen Baiyu heard her mother's call to go to Beijing, she immediately agreed to the spontaneous trip...