"I just want to eat something that tastes good." - Du Yi after turning into a snake

"The Lord of Plenty's simple declaration, 'I just want something easy to eat,' profoundly reveals that food philosophy is the driving force behind the advancement of civilization. From the first campfires of ancient Homo sapiens to the modern civilization's focus on food, human civilization has regarded food as a core dimension of understanding the world. This ancient wisdom of 'the unity of Tao and instrument' not only solves the crisis of alienation in the predicament of modernization, but also constructs a civilization development paradigm of 'harmony between man and nature', providing ideological enlightenment for the construction of a human community." - "The Lord of Plenty's Dietary Perspective: Empowering the Path to a Strong Civilization with Dietary Science"

What does it mean to be a tuner with an annual salary of over 100 million yuan? What does it mean to be an electronic music producer/DJ? Don't doubt it, they can recreate the howling of huskies, foxes, and screaming chickens and make them into dynamic music! When people look back, a loli figure has already rushed into the center of the world of electronic music and stood at the top, charming everyone with her cuteness. Welcome to join the book club: 854495780

Being an Astartes isn't all about fighting and killing. To run a successful Chapter, one must also be worldly-wise and empathetic. Prejudices are as heavy as a mountain. Yet, the outside world's stereotypes about the Warhammer universe are always right. How can we build the Imperium of Mankind with these insects? We must build the Imperium of Mankind with these insects! From recruit to Chapter Master, a Space Marine will never admit to partial brain necrosis. Yet, from the Emperor to the Four Gods, the mighty powers of the Warp always want to make life easy for everyone. The holy God-Emperor once declared that he was not a god. Kaz Samar expressed complete indifference to the human gods' insistence on saying he wasn't a god. He kept saying, "Yes, yes, yes, I bow when I'm due, I kneel when I'm due." After centuries of hard work, Kaz finally became Chapter Master and was at his desk, writing his memoirs, attempting to record his eventful life for the Imperium. Then, a brash recruit barged into his room. "Chapter Master, promethium is half price in the next sector!" Alas, even the Imperium's demigods can't escape the chores of food, clothing, and daily necessities. He put down his personal memoirs and pulled out his chapter account book. Is there much in the bank? Not much.

【Cute Immortal Cultivator】 【Relaxed Entertainment and Funny】 【Family Love】 【Child-Raised Husband】

He has lived in the "sewer" of society since he was a child, but he didn't know that he had 8 peerless sisters.

The eldest sister is hailed as a business queen rarely seen in a century

The second sister is Mu Guiying in the army, commanding troops on the frontier

Third sister...

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No one knows how many disguises this five-year-old kid has hidden.

The Chinese Phoenix Girl comes to visit, and she can make pills and forge weapons with ease.

Wang Xiaoke sighed sadly and said, "I don't need to be protected by my sister."

Do immortals need protection? I'm an immortal!

Alchemy, weapon refining, Chinese medicine, cultivation...

"Sixth sister, would you like to try the elixir I just made?"

"Second sister, would you like to try the magic crossbow I made myself? It's much more fun than a gun."

…

Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!

Coming to this world and seeing all kinds of familiar anime characters and campus characters from his previous life, Su Zhou thought he had won the resurrection match and was preparing to enjoy his life and go to defeat the familiar beauties such as Yukinoshita Yukino, Mizuhara Chizuru, and Kato Megumi.

But the system came knocking on the door.

[“Ding, host, your Strongest Sword God system has been successfully bound and a quest has been issued: Defeat any monster to receive a Novice Gift Pack.]

After looking at the task and then at the monsters being fought on the opposite side, Su Zhou just wanted to ask if the system was messing with him.

…

Until the mysterious side door was gradually pushed open by Su Zhou, Su Zhou also slowly understood the truth of this world.

When I woke up, I found myself in a wonderful anime world.

Here you can find both peaceful countryside and modern cities where monsters hide, and you can even hear rumors about supernatural powers and witches.

Lin Xi's only goal is to use his past life memories and a little bit of "plug-in" to open a small shop in this familiar yet strange world, drink tea, make friends, and live the leisurely and slow life he has always dreamed of.

[The Fourth Calamity + Farming Style + The Male Protagonist Has No Emotional Line] [The Background Is a Once-Glorious Magic Civilization]

After traveling to the magical wasteland after the magic riot, Chu Yue thought it was a farming story where he would lead the natives to survive.

Unexpectedly, one day he would be able to summon the little players from Blue Star.

From then on, the style of farming paintings began to become weird.

"Mr. Mayor, I saw those players eating dirt!"

"Mr. Mayor, I saw those players poking the giant frog's butt with sticks!"

"Mr. Mayor, I saw that group of players driving a car without magic on the ground!"

…

Looking at the players standing in front of him, claiming that they had recovered the entire continent.

Chu Yue's heart skipped a beat.

Oh no! He really became an NPC!

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?

[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]

Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Going to class = going to court?

Laoban = Prime Minister?

Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?

Whose system is so crazy?

…

But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.

The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...

The system is a little crazy, but it's right...

[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]

oh?

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