I am a lord, the son of a duke, and the king's favorite nephew. What's wrong with raising some loli?
Did my loli eat your rice?
Sleeping in your bed?
Did he hit your child?
Or did you push your head into the pit?
What? I've done it before...
Hey, hey, they are just children, why are you competing with them?
In this way, adults should deal with adults' affairs. You come to me and we will go to the duel stage.
Don't worry, I'm weak and I don't know how to use magic. I definitely can't withstand your sword.
You don't have to worry about what will happen if I die in your hands.
My mother, the goddess of magic, will never fire a city-level spell at your front door, and my father, the duke, will never use a dragon's breath to annihilate your house. My uncle, the king, will never massacre your entire family. The people of my territory will never raze your castle to the ground.
What do you mean by "being a scoundrel"? When your child was rude to me, you kept saying that he was just a child and that I, an adult, could not argue with a child.
Do you know you are wrong? That's right, goodbye~
He left, didn't he?
Well, my dear sister, brother wants to eat fish...
I awoke from a dream, incomprehensible murmurs echoing in my ears. Forgotten myself, lost my past. Looking around, I realized I was in hell—explosions raged across the azure sky, bullets ravaged the streets like a torrent, and war burned constantly across this land. The aliens who lived here possessed seemingly fragile yet fearless bodies, forming gangs for their own purposes, killing each other day and night. Then, they discovered me. They called themselves students, told me this place was called Kivotos. They also called me—Teacher.
When Ning Tian woke up, he found that he had turned into a weak cell.
This cell even has a panel and can be upgraded!?
Even more terrifying is that it can evolve by consuming other cells!
Thus begins a story of leveling up by fighting monsters, starting from the cells themselves.
Meanwhile, in the laboratory, two scientists are observing this tiny newborn cell through a microscope.
"The experimental subjects are in good condition."
"The experimental subject had just absorbed the paramecium."
"The experimental subject... has actually evolved on its own!"
Su You accidentally traveled to Blue Star and discovered that she had a younger sister? Furthermore, elves that only appeared on TV existed in this world!
Starting with the system binding and awakening unprecedented dual-element talents, Su You is poised to become the strongest trainer. But what is going on in this world?
Isn't the Desert Tyrant only two meters tall? How come I, at 1.8 meters tall, am not even as tall as his legs? And what about this five-meter-tall, monster-like Swampert in front of me? Thankfully, my Gardevoir hasn't changed; it's still as adorable!
Ember, who became the King of the Ring, accidentally came to the world of Genshin Impact. Facing the vibrant continent of Teyvat, Ember, who had been fighting forever, put down his sword for the first time.
What is this, a sunset fruit? Try it.
What is this, Fatui? Poke it.
What is this, normal people? Kiss.
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After putting down the sword, Yu Jin discovered that the sword can be used not only to kill people, but also has many other wonderful uses.
【Comedy】【Multiple Protagonists】【Group Portraits】
What exactly is the so-called "world"?
A parallel universe? A multiverse? Or is it just two strangers in different social circles?
But no matter how small or big, macro or micro, we still exist, in this "world".
"I'm just a businessman. People who live in different 'worlds', do you have the courage to come to my shop and trade with me?"
Lin Tuo quit his job and returned to the countryside, trying to reopen the martial arts gym in this era of decline of martial arts.
There was a mysterious sand table in his old house.
In the sand table, is a modern city that is constantly in motion.
Observing carefully, he found that it was exactly the same as the city where he had worked and lived for several years, Yangcheng!
Lin Tuo moved his face forward and bent down curiously.
Countless citizens on the street raised their heads in astonishment and looked towards the sky.
“I’m not mistaken, am I? What’s in the sky..how..a face appeared?!”
[Readers can submit characters + ensemble cast + unlimited resources + exciting team battles] Rick transmigrates to Warhammer 40K and arrives in the demon world of Calem. Just as he is about to be killed by Abaddon's claw, he awakens a wishing system.
Wish 1: Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Editor.
Wish 2: Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket.
Wish 3: Conceptual God-level Healing Spell: Healing, Resurrection, Purification, Modification of Will!
Wish 4: Conceptual God-level Replication Technique: The ability to replicate anything with a simple touch.
[Ding! Host detected as too shameless, system is unbinding..........]
Abaddon: Huh? Why aren't you dead?
Rick: Because I am immortal!
Emperor: Could you help me restore my damaged body?
Rick: Yellow weasel, you can't afford the price I'm going to pay.
Vashtor: Please, please let me see that prop again! I'll do anything you ask!
Rick: Sure, but you'll have to join my Third Reich Equipment Research and Development Bureau first.
Khorne: You're very strong, join me.
Rick: What are you barking about? Take this Psionic Blow!
Tzeentch: It's all fate...
Rick: Riddler, take this Psionic Bullet!
Nurgle: You bastard! Give me back Isa!
Rick: What do you mean "your"? That's my wife! Take this Psionic Bullet!
Isa, the Goddess of Life: Our daughter has run off again with the props you gave her.
Rick: It's okay, the kids will come back on their own when they're tired of playing.
The Silent King: Please save my entire clan.
Rick: No problem, be my henchman and henchman and I'll save your entire clan.
Hive Will: There's a cheater in this world!
Rick: All you bugs, die!
Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, I was just a weak fighting cock at the beginning and was awarded the title of [Weak Chicken].
[Weak Chicken] (1/10)
You are weak, very weak, a street on the side of the road that no one cares about, and your presence is reduced by 80%.
All opponents will look down on you, and in the early stages of the battle, they will only exert 30% of their strength at most.
【Stingy】(1/50)
You can choose to enter the iron rooster state, with your defense at full capacity and your body as hard as iron, so that no one can hurt you.
You have gained the ability to cultivate by swallowing metal, which can make your body stronger.
【The Heavenly Chicken cannot be leaked】(1/100)
You can hide your cultivation level, and no one can see through your true realm.
Your secrets have been blocked, and no one can predict or deduce your fate.
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I thought I could stay in the Zhao Mansion and become a great demon.
Until one day, on the day of the Zhao family's young master's wedding, I was caught and brought to the wedding hall with the bride.
I suddenly got the title of "marry a chicken and follow the chicken".
How can a farm on the brink of bankruptcy be revitalized? This is a question Chen Dong often pondered while sitting in the cowshed, lost in thought. "Monster training system?" Chen Dong was stunned when he first obtained the system. He was just a farmer, not a cultivator, so where would he find monsters to train? But after some experimenting, Chen Dong smiled. [Taming the Black Tiger Monster, Mission Completed, Basic Monster Evolution Template x1!] Chen Dong stared down at the small black cat in his arms, stunned by the system's prompt. [Arresting the evil cultivator who murdered and robbed treasure, Mission Completed, Basic Monster Potions x3!] After pinning down a thief fleeing on the street, he began to feel fortunate that the system wasn't too clever. By assigning the obtained Monster Evolution Templates to the farm's livestock and vegetables, he could use Monster Potions to perform various unique optimizations. Chen Dong even discovered...