Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

[Many children, many blessings + Immortal cultivation + Fish transforming into a dragon + Water god + Decisive killing + Building power] Lu Yu never imagined that he would transmigrate into a big black fish. He was caught in a fish tank at the beginning and even eavesdropped on someone's conversation at night.

In this world, there are plenty of demons and monsters, as well as many immortal masters and monks.

Fortunately, Lü Yu awakened the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system, a talent that granted her a 100% success rate in fertilization, resulting in the birth of 10,000 little black fish in one go, and her cultivation level soared.

Afterwards, the water god Hebo saw that he was about to flee, and the sea dragons were not pleased.

Lu Yu regained control of the water system, unified the rivers and seas, and rebuilt the Dragon Palace.

One day, the gods and Buddhas descended to the mortal realm to investigate and discovered that the Dragon Palace's power was in no way inferior to that of the Heavenly Court!

He was lucky at the start. When Ron opened his eyes, he had become the son of Earl Snow Wolf!

Good news! The Snow Wolf family is extremely powerful. Although they are earls, their territory and strength are not much inferior to those of marquises.

Bad news! He's the fifth son! He has nothing to do with the inheritance!

Just when Ron thought it was just another old-fashioned family feud and wanted to apply to become the Lord of Tuo

Heir: Fifth brother! I heard you're heading to the border to expand territory? As expected of a child of my Snow Wolf family! As a start-up fund! I'll provide you with 3,000 serfs, a 100-man Black Iron Guard, and 10,000 gold coins!

The second Viscount's brother: Ron! My territory needs manpower, but I have full authority over the military! I can provide you with a hundred-man Black Iron Cavalry and ten Bronze Knights!

The third Baron: Brother! Go for it! I, your brother, don't have much else! But I have plenty of food! I've prepared enough food for ten thousand people for a year!

Magician Brother Four: Fifth Brother! The border is dangerous. I've prepared a hundred healing potions for you!

Count Dad: ....You guys have prepared everything! What should I do?

Ron: How about Dad, can you give me some money?

Count Dad: How much?

Ron: One hundred thousand!

Count Dad:........

Magician's Mom: Stop being stingy! Son! Here's two hundred thousand! Feel free to use it!

Uncle of the Border Knights: My nephew is a rookie, please take good care of him!

Border Noble: ....

Do you think that's the end?

The moment you reach the territory.

Ding! System activated, congratulations to the host for receiving the novice gift package Empire Armored Cavalry*10

[Illustrated] [Collection] [HP] [Magical Illustrated] [Not with the protagonist] [Super Magic Change]

With the magical atlas in hand, you can unlock the mysterious magic world and collect magic from all over the world. It is a great satisfaction for collectors like us!

Magic world, I, Anthony, am here!

"Unlocked the illustrated guide [Hogwarts Train] reward [Advanced Alchemy]"

"Unlocked the illustrated guide [Ultra-Ancient War Fortress: Hogwarts] reward [Ultra-Ancient Magic]"

"Unlocked the illustrated guide [Demigod Realm: Forbidden Forest] reward [Genesis]"

"Unlocked the [Three Deathly Hallows] illustration reward [Gate of the Underworld (Ghost Gate)]"

…

As Anthony unlocked more and more illustrations, suddenly one day, Anthony discovered that he seemed to be invincible.

Then one day.

"Unlocked the [Core of the Planes] reward [Gate of Space and Time]"

Anthony: Oh wow~ New world, here I come!

(The introduction is seriously inconsistent with the text. Please see the text for details. There is no reason. The author is just so naughty.)

[System Novel + Western Medieval + Sword and Magic (Those who prefer no female lead and pure romance should not read)] Xilin never expected that one day, the perks of transmigration would actually come his way! He thought that transmigrating into the body of a baron's son and inheriting the title would allow him to live a life of debauchery and excess. But things didn't go as planned, because he had a love-struck father! His love-struck father squandered the family fortune on his deceased mother, leaving Xilin not even a single gold coin. Fortunately, there's always a way out. With a simple "Come here," Xilin summoned the system. Although Xilin, a model citizen, despised the name "Slave Master System," in a life-or-death situation, he had no choice but to succumb to the system's silver-tongued power and become the biggest slave master in this other world! (System: That's not how it works, feed me peanuts!)

[Tags: Multiverse, Civilizational Competition, Semi-Farming (?)]

From the first budding life underwater... to the colossal constructs of the steam age... and then to the cybernetic modifications and mind protocols of the leapfrog era, you have experienced so much. Now, let us begin your greatest era!

From the very beginning of civilization, we have been keenly aware of the limitations of flesh and blood—their tendency to be suspicious, emotional, and filled with many unnecessary desires and feelings. These mundane desires, rooted in flesh and blood, have profoundly restricted our development. Therefore, generation after generation has strived to relinquish flesh and blood and usher in true transcendence.

Now, under the watchful gaze of the great and sublime divine beings, let us embrace a new future and a new beginning together!

Flesh and blood are weak and feeble, while machinery soars to new heights!

Let us embark on the path of evolution, on the path of true rationality and order!

In the sky, Zhang En watched his civilization's progress and shook his head helplessly.

[Female lead gives up, everyone else gets involved + ensemble cast + no romantic pairing]

Mu Shiyue was involved in two lifetimes, and finally got struck by lightning while undergoing his tribulation.

He was reborn as the master of a small sect, the Myriad Profound Sect.

Although the sect was very poor, the six disciples were good-looking, had pleasant voices, and were good at their work, which she liked very much!

He instructed his disciples to cultivate diligently: one to refine medicine, one to forge weapons, and one to draw talismans...

She simply lazed around, growing vegetables, raising flowers, and petting her little spirit beast—life was so comfortable and leisurely!

Many years later

Looking at the eldest brother who shouts "My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens" while slicing meat and grilling skewers with his natal spirit sword; the third sister who hammers iron with one hand and crushes scum with the other; the fourth brother who throws out a bursting talisman with a compassionate face; the fifth brother who is simple-minded and easy to bully, yet makes his enemies spontaneously combust; and the youngest sister who is spoiled, willful, and inhumanly rich.

Then look at the master eating and drinking, surrounded by spirit beasts.

The second disciple, who had been reborn and wanted to save his sect, was dumbfounded, clutching poison in his hand.

Weren't they all dead in their past lives? How did they end up as the top sect?

"Lynn Crete, my son, today I must reveal my identity to you." "I am Zeus, the King of the Gods!" "You have awakened. I must warn you. Beware of Hera, Poseidon, Ares, Apollo, Athena..." Listening to his cheap father rattle off a string of names, Lynn Crete calmly opened his inner world and unleashed his mutant followers. "Saints! Attack!" Family feuds, super criminals, world-destroying crises, Thanos, Apocalypse, Dormammu... I simply ask: can you offer me your faith? Can you withstand my followers? Can you withstand my Saints? Mutant God, Son of Zeus, Superhero of Superheroes... Lynn has many titles. Of course, right now, Lynn must first establish his own...

There are five great caves, thirteen immortal sects, seventy-nine superior sects, and ninety-nine orthodox sects. In this era where the immortal alliance rules the world, cultivators must cultivate by borrowing beasts to harvest the fruits of the Tao and achieve immortality.

However, using beasts to cultivate requires a lot of resources. It is difficult for the poor to reach the level of immortality, and it is impossible to cultivate immortality without money.

Chen Beiwu was born into a poor family with limited resources. His future path of cultivation was clear to him. At best, he could achieve foundation building and had no chance of achieving the golden elixir.

Until he accidentally obtained a treasure and opened up an unknown path to heaven.