As a time traveler, Agares decided to stay away from Hogwarts after graduating, fearing he'd be caught up in the dangerous situation. However, his thoughts changed after he struck a deal with Arceus, the Pokémon God. Chosen by Arceus as a Pokémon ambassador, Agares decided to start promoting Pokémon among the more receptive wizarding community. Five years after graduation, Agares returned to the magic school, this time as a professor.

When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?

[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]

Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Going to class = going to court?

Laoban = Prime Minister?

Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?

Whose system is so crazy?

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But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.

The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...

The system is a little crazy, but it's right...

[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]

oh?

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Synopsis of the manga "A Passerby's Guide to Self-Rescue" (expand to read the full text∨): Su Bei, an F-class freshman at "Endless Superpower Academy," awakens a new ability on his first day. Only then does he realize that their world is a comic book. The protagonist is his classmate, Jiang Tianming. But that's not the point. The point is that in the next chapter, he, Su Bei, will die tragically in the restroom!

Jiang Ci woke up as a stone on a riverbank in a Jiangnan water town. Unable to move or speak, he could only watch helplessly as the Immortal Sect recruited students, a flood of them streaming in. He thought his life as a stone was hopeless, relying on absorbing meager earth energy to survive eternity. Then, a mysterious yellow stone seal inexplicably appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness: [Stage: One] [Feature: Generate Wealth from the Earth (Autonomously Absorb the Energy of the Earth Spirit (Earth Veins))] This divine seal, which empowers one simply by lying down, arrived just in time! Even more amazingly, a blue-robed Taoist from the Daiyue Sect rolled up his sleeves and said, "I know you possess spiritual energy. Follow me back to the mountain." Wait! Are the Immortal Sect's admissions criteria so broad? Even stones are acceptable? From then on, the Daiyue Sect gained a disciple with a unique artistic style. Others fly with swords, but he... rolls? Others refine elixirs and draw talismans, but he... basks in the sun and absorbs earth energy? Watch how a stone, lying flat on its back, absorbs spiritual energy with the "Earth God" seal...

The Great Jing Dynasty. Qi Yu lived during a time of great famine and scarcity, where hunger and cold were the first major obstacles facing the common people! Fortunately, he unexpectedly gained the power of the Six Lines Divination. One divination per day could reveal detailed information about his surroundings! [Divination: Unclaimed Grain – Under the withered tree behind the main house in Zhao Village, there is a slightly deep burrow of field mice, secretly storing eight or nine catties of miscellaneous grains.] [Divination: Badgers in the Wilderness – On the wild mountain west of the village, in a secluded spot with the most withered weeds, there is a small badger den, where a nest of five badgers is hibernating soundly.] [Divination: Impending War – The northern border defenses have been breached by barbarians. Soon, tens of thousands of barbarian soldiers will sweep through Yongzhou. At that time, refugees, bandits, and defeated soldiers will flood in first, and the nearby villages will bear the brunt.] [The land suffers a brutal impact] [Divination: Calamity for the Martial Arts School - The wealthy Lu family in the county town, who had a son late in life, lost their young only son yesterday and is anxiously searching for his whereabouts, declaring that whoever finds him can have any request granted] [Divination: A Hidden Gem in the Village - Li Shuanzhu, a villager in Donghu Village, has an exceptionally lush jujube tree in his home, and within the soil of its flowerpot lies a fragment of spiritual clay] Through a series of strange divinations, Qi Yu gradually escaped poverty during this famine-stricken year, living a peaceful life of plenty and abundant martial virtue. Until one day, he was astonished to discover that a very small number of mountains and rivers possessed sparse spiritual energy! Thus, his divinations began to fall upon those rare and precious spiritual materials that sprang up like mushrooms after rain…