Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

White Crown Employee Code of Conduct: 1. The Lord is supreme, so remember to greet him when you see him. 2. When the White Demon is around the great Lord, remember to stay away (Note: If the Lord actively wants to contact you, do not refuse, do not be flattering, and do not sleep too deeply at night!) 3. The Lord does not like gossip, so do not talk about others behind their backs (Note: If you accidentally say the wrong thing, do not sleep too deeply at night!) 4. Night is a time for rest, do not walk around casually, and be wary of the White Demon. 5. Unity and friendship are the principles of White Crown. Please lead the great Lord towards a better tomorrow.

Eden traveled through time, but he wasn't at all worried. He inherited not only Kryptonian abilities, but also those of the D-Force. Therefore, he wasn't afraid of kryptonite or sound waves. It wasn't until Eden realized he wasn't in the DC Universe. "My father isn't Clark Kent, right? But why isn't my mother Lois, but some Nolan Grayson? And what's with this monkey-like Justice League?" Indeed, Eden wasn't in the DC Universe, but in the "Invincible" world of IMAGE. But that wasn't important. What mattered was that Eden was not only a Kryptonian-D-Force hybrid, but also possessed a system intent on turning him into a villain. That system was supposedly created by OBA. Well, Eden was pure ol' good food. In response, Eden said, "So I'm not a good guy, but a villain? Doesn't a Superman-esque scoundrel become Homelander? How can I, Superman's son, be Homelander?" The system responded, "Host, be humble! You've surpassed Homelander and evolved into an Ancestral Man."

After an award ceremony, a reporter found the great director Nanaya Kiryu who helped the heroine win the Best Actress trophy again and interviewed him.

Reporter: Director Kiryu, congratulations on the heroine of your movie winning the Best Actress trophy again. May I ask why you can do it every time?

Nanaya: Because I am very good at discovering the beauty of women. In my eyes, whether it is a queen, a loli, a transvestite, long hair, short hair, modern, ancient costume, tsundere, electric wave system, sickly, queen, princess, saint, glasses girl, ghost, elf, animal ear girl, or even a 17 or 18-year-old old woman, they all have their own beauty. I just show this beauty to the audience.

Reporter: It seems that something strange has mixed in?

Nanaya: That's your illusion.

Legend has it that at the ends of the earth, there dwells a supreme being, transcendent of the mortal realm. No one knows what He looks like, what His name is, or even if He truly exists… Tianju—Having sat beneath an ancient tree for millennia, Shi Liuli suddenly sensed something: “Hmm? Why do I feel so restless lately? Is something about to happen in the mortal world?” Heh! I'm just idling around anyway! I'll go down and have some fun. As long as I'm careful, I shouldn't be discovered, right? Right! And so, the story of an invincible saint descending to the mortal realm for a tour (and causing trouble) begins…

Upon transmigrating to the world of One Piece, Li Tian successfully awakens the Fabrication System. From then on, he decides to bring a shocking performance to this distorted world of pirates.

...

During her rescue of Kuma, Bonney's Year-Year Fruit awakened, transforming her into Nika form. She then took all the Yonko-level Seraphim created by Vegapunk under her command, single-mindedly seeking revenge for her father.

Rocks faked his death in the Valley of the Gods and spent decades regaining his will. He returned to the sea and gathered his crew to conquer Mary Geoise.

Bucky the Joker separated his consciousness and Haki, and just as Shanks was dying, the power he had split off returned, intending to drag the entire world into the Dark Ages.

The navy was struggling to cope with the rapidly expanding pirate forces and had to expand its military on a large scale to prepare for war, increasing the number of admirals to 12.

Straw Hat Luffy successfully received the inheritance of Shendu and ate the Balance Devil Fruit (Tiger Talisman), which can balance the demonic power within him.

...

This book is extremely messy and completely haphazard; it's basically just writing whatever I dream about.

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".

After waking up, Lin Mo traveled through time and space and became King. He faced the vaccine man right at the beginning. Just when he was about to go offline, a shiny bald head suddenly appeared.

"Ordinary Punch"

Lin Mo was rescued, and the emotional value system in his mind was activated.

[Detected Saitama's melancholy (extremely weak): +1 point.]

[Detection of Vaccine Man's Surprise (Residue): +5000 points]

Lin Mo began to live cautiously from then on

Until the Monster Association attacked, facing four Dragon-level monsters, KING silently took out a five-minute True Emperor Mode experience card: "You know nothing about power."

When an unexpected soul arrives in this ambiguous era, what kind of storm will it stir up? Will it blend into this era and become a paragon of chivalry? Or will it gallop across the battlefield and leave its own legend in the history books? Or will it tear through the darkness and usher in the dawn of light?

Noen said: Only children make choices, I want them all.

Elesa, who was reincarnated into another world and became a witch, thought she was going to be hunted by witches of the church.

But I didn't expect that the witch of this world is the well-deserved master and ruler.

More importantly, there are social benefits beyond imagination!

With an income of only 200-300 yuan a month, you can live a leisurely life with three days on the job and four days off, and you can take seven days off to travel every month.

Can……

"A witch's fate, of course, depends on her own efforts, but it also has to take into account the course of history."

"I'm not being modest. How come I, a witch, was chosen as the Great Witch?"

"But the Chief Witch told me that everyone at the meeting has decided that you will be the new Great Witch."

——Excerpt from "The Great Witch's Internal Newspaper"