My name is Hongyu, I'm from Longmen, and I'm probably a time traveler.
I used to think I'd be different from most time travelers, living a relatively stable life.
After all, this continent of Terra is... a little too peaceful.
The families of Dayan haven't lost anyone. The deep-sea crisis has long since vanished, the mineral sickness has been conquered, the Syracuse family's rule is gone, and Ursus has even had its revolution...
So what could I do? Couldn't I just run my own grocery store and go fishing in the river with a certain koi?
Yes, that's what I thought at first.
Until I received a letter from the back door of my grocery store, and that letter was dated back to Dayan a thousand years ago.
Out of curiosity, I wrote a reply to this strange letter.
The moment I put it in the mailbox...
I had traveled back to Dayan a thousand years ago...
Hongyu: Huh?
Through a dating app, a 30-year-old single transmigrator found a future wife he liked. Although his wife sometimes seemed gloomy and often said things that were hard to understand, she cared about him a lot, and their married life was very fulfilling. Aside from her occasional efforts for that thing called "Ursus," there was nothing wrong with her. Until one day... "Um? Koschche, you..." "This is my new body, what's wrong?" Looking at his wife, who had a completely new body but whose personality remained gloomy and eccentric, Yang Hao swallowed hard, thinking that he had discovered a terrible secret.
Ansel's Diary: Day 1: Dating Kal'tsit; Day 2: Dating Theresia; Day 3: Dating Mostima; Day 4: Dating Surtr. "I opened the diary, and this diary...this diary has no specific date. On each page, written crookedly, are the words 'Life is wonderful and happy.' I couldn't sleep, so I carefully read it for half the night, and finally, I saw between the lines that the whole book was filled with the words 'snap up' and 'marriage.' Someone tell me, why do these guys fall in love with me?" First day at Rhodes Island University [Fourth day, no cooking]
"Texas, the second-generation Godfather is the kind of person who kills without blinking an eye. Could you please not be so awkward when you call Lady Sicily 'Dad'?"
"Theresis, you play a Prime Minister who is supported by others, do you understand? The person you play is not as iron-blooded as you, he is not that strong, you act weaker."
"Wei Yenwu, Emperor Jiajing is a man who specializes in the art of checks and balances! He is not a wise monarch, he is stupid, stupid, you know? Also, you didn't shout out the phrase 'my money' well, do it again!"
Chen Qi came to the world of Arknights. With the reputation system, he finally chose a path that would not offend the big guys but could attract their attention - to be a director and make a movie!
So, Chen Qi filmed "The Godfather" in Syracuse, exposing the endless abyss of the mafia; "Yes, Prime Minister" in Victoria, satirizing politics and civil servants; and "The Ming Dynasty 1587" in Dayan, satirizing dynastic struggles...
Not only that, he also asked Texas to play the second-generation Godfather; asked Theresis to play Prime Minister Hacker himself; and let Wei Laoer play Emperor Jiajing...
"Our principle in filming is that we can shoot any film, whether it is a movie, a TV series, or even an animation."
"Being able to be released is a victory, and not being banned is a success."
Qin Tianling traveled to Terra and gained access to a system that allowed him to draw prizes daily and purchase items with Longmen coins. He'd occasionally win some bizarre items, including the Destiny 2 Golden Gun, the Call of Duty exoskeleton, the Old Man's Ring Hunting Serpent Spear, the Hollow Knight Dream Nail, and many more. But it looked like he wouldn't be able to use them, did he? As a Penguin Logistics agent stationed in Rhodes Island and a part-time third-rate detective at the Carp Detective Agency (who had resigned), Qin Tianling couldn't help but ponder. These things looked like they were about to get him into a fight. [The Cuckoo Cry]
On the second tower, in the Seshka, the textbook "Grandpa Xia Nan Controls Natural Disasters" states: During Grandpa Xia Nan's overseas visits, these countries experienced numerous natural disasters. However, whenever he arrived, the disasters that were just beginning to erupt would instantly cease, the dark clouds would disperse, and the sun would shine brightly. Theresa: Xia Nan, look at this textbook. Doesn't it sound a bit like one of the countries your parents are from? Xia Nan: Who wrote this? I only went back to Terra for a few days! According to unofficial historical records: Vina and Abrahana have some shady relationship with Xia Nan, which is why they were able to defeat the Duke's coalition. Red Wine Report: Marna became the chairman of the Commercial Federation by selling hooks to Xia Nan. "Yelagand": Legend has it that the saintess, along with Xia Nan, an unknown director, and a painter, awakened the sleeping Yeragand. Yan Kingdom Grand Commandant: That sinner must have given himself to Xia Nan, otherwise why would he be opposing me every day? Sui: Who brought Isamara and Quiron to my house? Sami: No, Terra can see you, and I can still see you when I reach Tower Rank 2? I'll try to keep the characters as close to their true nature as possible, no angst, harem, and I'll write about the End of the World.
(This book is a remake of Arknights: Seed of Light Launch Project. Updates are entirely random. As the title suggests, besides the main themes of Arknights and Arknights, it also includes some cute and quirky games, including but not limited to tabletop role-playing games, Minecraft, Soulslike games, etc. Feel free to leave a comment if you have any ideas.)
(Also, this is not an invincible story or a story of mass killing; it leans more towards behind-the-scenes stories and everyday life with a large cast of characters. Please be aware of this before reading.)
Colombia
The most bizarre country in all of Terra
The highest crime rate in all of Terra
The highest technological strength in all of Terra
The quality and number of gangs are the highest in all of Terra, and some gangs are even more powerful than some armies!
"Mr. X, is there anything you'd like to say?"
"What did you say? We're a legitimate company! Be careful, or I'll sue you for defamation!"
"This is what X, president of Lobotomy Corporation, said truthfully. He is a Colombian state-owned enterprise, a notorious troublemaker on Terra, the mastermind behind Five Fingers, and the president of Lobotomy Corporation."
Why did Huang Da Mao chase and hack away for three blocks with a chainsaw? Why did Rosemary cry in the middle of the night? Why were the three leaders of the Lungmen Guard Bureau gritting their teeth and sharpening their knives? Why did the Rat King's daughter develop yandere syndrome? ...Lin Yu: That's right, I did it all! [Cracked Egg]
"This land is rife with conflict, but here, we will protect everything. We uphold the dignity of the law and do our utmost to stop any attempt to subvert the order of Longmen. Even if the road ahead is filled with difficulties, we will fight bravely. We are the Longmen Guard Bureau."
Xu Ling: "Mr. Chen, the promotional video is finished. Can I leave work now?"
Chen Huijie: "How come the Guards Bureau has someone like you?"
Shi Huaiya: "Don't worry about this stubborn fan. I'll pay for your dinner after get off work. Eat as much as you want."
Everyone in the Imperial Guard: "Long live!"