Altria: Rebellious son! How dare you snatch the queen from my father?!

Mordred: Ghost mother, that's obviously my brother!

Caught between mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother... and my sister, the Shura field

My name is Lu Ming, and I’m a time traveler. Today is my 1095th day as a captain. There are more and more Valkyries, but I’m still single. I work diligently every day and drive a Hyperion through different worlds.

If I hadn't known that "Honkai Impact 3" was a citrus-flavored game, I would have thought that the Valkyries all liked me.

But now, with Alicia on board, my single life is over. I show off my pink fairy-like girlfriend to my employees, but for some reason I feel a chill down my spine.

Bronya, why did you raise the heavy artillery?

Hei Xier, why are you waving the sickle in my dream?

Dear loyal ninja Yae Kasumi, why are you so absent-minded at work lately?

Immortal Chiyuan, are you going to teach me the "Immortal Touches My Head" move? What is that move?

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Valkyries: Confession? Get in line!

As we all know, Gensokyo has simple folk customs and many talented people. It is the most healing and peaceful place.

After Lin Yan was sent there, he lived a comfortable life like retired by opening a shop every day with the help of the system.

Until one day, this thing suddenly said a sentence-the paradise plan was launched, and provided a bunch of strange abilities, and he immediately realized the seriousness of the problem.

"I swear by the integrity of Gensokyo that I have never abused my abilities to do anything."

"As for why the black and white thieves frequently crawled out of the store, the maid's stockings were changed very frequently, strange calls came from a library late at night, well-known reporters were imprisoned, and terrifying applause began to spread in the bamboo forest..."

"These have absolutely nothing to do with me, at least no witnesses saw these with their own eyes!"

"No one is more law-abiding than me, don't believe those strange rumors."

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Hakurei Reimu: The above is the full confession of the prisoner. He just said the content of the crime himself, and he can be executed.

[This book is easy and sand sculpture for daily life, there is no stomach medicine and no abuse, please feel free to eat it]

Kato Megumi: "I want to be a great wizard!" Chen Yuan (glancing at the talent on the attribute panel): "No, you don't want to."... In the era of spiritual energy revival, Chen Yuan, who has a favorability system, always feels that the world is weird. Fubuki, the honorary principal of the high school, has a sister called the trembling Tornado, and the homeroom teacher Sakata Ginpachi, has a brother Sakata Gintoki, a high-quality warrior who would steal his credit card. When Kobayashi, known as the strongest dragon knight in history, flew over the school, Chen Yuan seemed to understand something... It tells the story of when spiritual energy revival occurs in the two-dimensional world. It is tentatively scheduled to feature characters from "How to Develop a Boring Girlfriend", "Date a Live", "One Punch Man", "Gintama", "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid", "Gabriel's Fall", "The King's Avatar", "Natsume's Book of Friends", "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.", "Kuroko's Basketball", "White Album", "Steins;Gate", "Under One Person", "Revelry Street", "One Piece", "Naruto", "Love Apartment" and other worlds... ps: There are typos that may affect reading.