Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

【Good pregnancy + cool article + 80s + group love】

Hailed as a genius from a family of modern Chinese medicine, Chen Zhiyi was reborn as the "poor little thing" of the same name in the 1980s after a plane crash.

The poor little girl, just six years old, was disliked by her son-centric family (except her mother) from the moment she was born. She and her mother had the lowest status in the family, and they were pale and thin, severely malnourished, adding to old wounds. Her scumbag father hooked up with a city woman and wanted to take her scumbag brother to enjoy the good life. He threatened her mother to divorce him, and if she didn't, he would beat her up.

Chen Zhiyi (angry): Isn't this just like keeping a bastard man for the New Year?!

They divorced and kicked the scumbag father and son out of the house.

On the day when the scumbag father's old lover drove from the city to pick them up, the mother unexpectedly discovered that the man traveling with them was her first love Zhou Zhenjiang!

When Zhou Zhenjiang was young, he went to the countryside and fell in love with his mother, but the elders of the Zhou family disagreed and put pressure on the star-crossed couple, forcing them to separate.

Ten years later, Zhou Zhenjiang came to accompany his sister on behalf of his good friend. He learned that his first love had suffered so much. They each had their own difficulties back then, and the two who happened to be single rekindled their old love.

The new father was a military district leader and took them to the military district compound in the city to enjoy a good life.

…

The entire compound looked down upon Zhou Zhenjiang for marrying a country woman with a child.

Who knew: Zhou Zhenjiang's wife is pregnant! What? Twins! Isn't he extinct?

The burden he brought along was not only the top scorer in the middle school entrance exam, but also the top scorer in the college entrance exam! What? He got into a key medical university! And he also took the most promising kid from the Gu family?!

Later, everyone said that the Zhou family had two golden phoenixes, and they were full of blessings.

(Interstellar Farming + Heartwarming Daily Life + Childbirth and Raising) An Ning, a modern-day office worker, transmigrates to interstellar space. As if heaven saw her miserable life in the modern world, she is reborn as a one-year-old girl, picked up and adopted by two doting fathers. No more scolding, no more desperate labor, no more taking the blame for her brother—interstellar space treats women like treasures. An Ning lives happily in interstellar space for nineteen years. However, interstellar space still has many troubles for An Ning. For example, she rarely eats meat, delicious vegetables are scarce, she can't go out freely, her pregnancy score is only one, and she has to choose a husband when she turns twenty. Fortunately, the appearance of a man solves...

[Early Teyvat, later Teyvat + Earth] [The Four Shadows will have more and more screen time and become T0 contenders, don't worry] [The issue of not retaliating has been initially fixed, but there may be omissions. You can tag the author to let them know so they can be corrected.] He transmigrated to Teyvat, becoming the younger brother of one of the original Four Shadows, and intended to groom him as his successor. However, Zhao Ziying only felt oppressed here. Because none of his four older sisters were normal. One was always busy with work, loving humanity and offering help, but was beaten by her boss and later tried hard to save the family. Another was possessed and became obsessed with creating strange creatures in her space, destroying them if they weren't suitable. Another was clearly powerful, but pretended to be stupid and slack off all day. Another took advantage of her boss's absence, saying she was going out to work and then never returned. He didn't want to live like this for a second longer. So, when no one was paying attention, he went to Teyvat to find the purple-haired older sister from before. At first, the four of them didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a child throwing a tantrum and that she would come back after her anger subsided. But when they heard that Zhao Ziying was going to inherit the throne of Narukami, they panicked and rushed to the castle tower. "Stop fooling around, Xiaoying, come home with me. How can a mere mortal ruler be worthy of you?" At that moment, a woman in a white dress and an eye patch approached him, smiling, "Come with me, I can show you the inner workings of the moon." Just as Zhao Ziying was completely bewildered, a pair of slender hands rested on his shoulders, and a gentle yet terrifying voice came from behind him: "Xiaoying, you promised to stay with me this life, right?"

Chen Jie, a typical 90s generation office worker, with no money, no house, and no car, suddenly died in the office during an all-night overtime shift. When she opened her eyes again, she actually saw her grandparents who had long since passed away? OMG, is this for real? What? She was even bound to a system?

I, Gisela Louise Marie, daughter of Emperor Joseph and Empress Elizabeth, a noble princess of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and heir to the Habsburg-Lorraine dynasty. The world says our Habsburgs are doomed, but I only say: Impossible, absolutely impossible! This world has magic, science, and agriculture—how could we possibly be finished?! The ministers: Yes, yes, yes! Let others go to war; you, blessed Austria, go get married! What Mars, the god of war, gives to others, Venus, the goddess of love, will bestow upon you. A magical, anthropomorphized history—Germany and Austria cannot unite, but that doesn't mean they can't be unified!

What do I need to do if I'm reincarnated as Naruto? Nothing! Just follow the plot and you'll have a perfect happy ending! But why does Kakashi seem to hear my lazy, unambitious thoughts and keep pushing me to work harder? I really don't want to work hard! Kakashi!

(Not a useless character, not a saint, not a simp, has an invincible background, the strongest system, and is the main villain)

Feng Haoran: What? Time travel... and with forbidden celestial bodies? Is this finally my turn?

Ding! The Supreme Decoded Version of HarmonyOS is now online…

Ding! The system is automatically recognizing the owner...

Ding! Rewarding the master with 100,000 years of cultivation... Initiating fusion with the master's body...

Ding! The master is rewarded with a heaven-defying cultivation technique, the Primordial Myriad Paths Divine Scripture…

Ding! Reward: Primordial Double Pupils...

Feng Haoran: System, how about we just give up? I'm tired of all the grinding in my past life, I don't want to cultivate anymore…

"Ding! The system is already invincible, why bother with the hardships of cultivation? Don't worry, Master, I'll take care of the work, you just relax..."

Feng Haoran: I...you won...

With a starting cultivation of 100,000 years, eight-year-old Feng Haoran directly entered the ultimate realm of the Immortal Saint King. Upon seeing this, the Thousand Absolute Ancient Emperor laughed wildly.

Feng Qianjue: Haha... My son will surely become the Heavenly Emperor in the future, and his ascension to the supreme transcendence is just around the corner...

A terrified Feng Haoran: Um... Father Emperor, calm down... calm down, let's be a little sneaky. I haven't reached that level yet, let's not brag, okay?

Forced into the system's clutches, Feng Haoran found his cultivation increasing with every breath he took, and he slew the Chosen One, reaping abundant rewards…

Years later, standing at the highest point in space, he exclaimed in amazement!

"I reached the summit before I even tried..."

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events in the characters in this book is purely coincidental.

He traveled to the Qin Prince's mansion and served as the heir apparent for eight years.

Despite having a seemingly perfect start, Qin Feng was born with a useless meridian that prevented him from cultivating. He originally intended to stay at home and live a few more years, but unexpectedly, the system arrived ten years earlier than planned.

[Detected that you are 18 years old and have not yet overcome your inner demons. Step out of your room now and greet your parents (Reward: Repair your meridians)]

The next moment, Qin Feng stepped out of the Prince's residence, mission accomplished.

[New Mission: Propose marriage to the daughter of the Imperial Chancellor. (Reward: Heaven-level cultivation technique)]

Qin Feng: I'm only eight years old?

Hey girl, wanna date?

Shinnosuke Nohara: "I... am the coolest 5-year-old kindergartener in Kasukabe. I have a mischievous younger brother who often tricks me. You could say I'm only alive thanks to my protagonist's halo. But my brother is also very amazing. He always manages to come up with some really fun things. He also has a lot of cookies and takes me to buy lots of toys. Our adventures together are very interesting. I love my brother very much."