I am a lord, the son of a duke, and the king's favorite nephew. What's wrong with raising some loli?
Did my loli eat your rice?
Sleeping in your bed?
Did he hit your child?
Or did you push your head into the pit?
What? I've done it before...
Hey, hey, they are just children, why are you competing with them?
In this way, adults should deal with adults' affairs. You come to me and we will go to the duel stage.
Don't worry, I'm weak and I don't know how to use magic. I definitely can't withstand your sword.
You don't have to worry about what will happen if I die in your hands.
My mother, the goddess of magic, will never fire a city-level spell at your front door, and my father, the duke, will never use a dragon's breath to annihilate your house. My uncle, the king, will never massacre your entire family. The people of my territory will never raze your castle to the ground.
What do you mean by "being a scoundrel"? When your child was rude to me, you kept saying that he was just a child and that I, an adult, could not argue with a child.
Do you know you are wrong? That's right, goodbye~
He left, didn't he?
Well, my dear sister, brother wants to eat fish...
One day, Chu Yang, who was in college, met a blonde Gothic girl. It was his first time to come into contact with the "witches", a race that only existed in fantasy. At the same time, the secrets of Chu Yang and the girl were about to be revealed. "Become my sword... Chu Yang..." "I am the sword of the Sword Emperor, the [Angel who commands all swords]!" Volume 1 "Rose Awakening" If the future is bright, what else can we do? If reality has already been infected by darkness, the only way is to fight and show glory! A novel of battle x harem x magic x oriental, it is about to break the shackles of reality...
If you owe 30,000 yuan, you should treat the creditor as your father and beg him to give you a few days' grace.
If you owe 3 trillion yuan, the creditor should treat you as his father and beg you to live well.
Yang Chen traveled through time and became a legal person of a company with a debt of 3 trillion yuan. The original boss of the company ran away, the company went bankrupt and liquidated, and the creditors pursued his joint liability. At the critical moment, Yang Chen bound the system of [Why should I pay back the debt owed by my ability], and from then on he lived like an emperor.
Late at night, Yang Chen posted a circle of friends.
"I'm so tired, I don't want to live anymore."
The creditors were all panicked.
The boss of a supplier: Dad, what's wrong? I opened a private room in the club, there are many girls, come quickly!
The president of a bank: Dad, why do you say that? I will let the new A4 waist beauty manager bring food and oil to your door to comfort you.
A contractor: Boss, come out and wash your feet, you won't be tired after washing.
The boss of a luxury car dealership: Dad, don't make a fuss, I'll let my sister drive a Ferrari to take you out to play for a night, just don't delay her class tomorrow morning.
The boss of an entertainment company: Dad, what's wrong? Didn't you let the newly signed artist accompany you to play at sea for three days?
...
System: The host refuses to repay Mr. Li, and the system rewards super electric car technology, with a pure electric range of more than 2,000 kilometers.
System: The host refuses to repay the bank, and the system rewards the ability of the god of investment, and everything you buy will increase.
...
It's not a debt I owe, why should I pay it back?
Reborn and traveled to the world of Journey to the West. Qin Heng became a strongman in the Imperial Horse Guard of Heaven and awakened the proficiency panel. As long as you work hard, you can become stronger. One day in heaven is one year on earth. At this time... there are still seven days before Sun Wukong goes to heaven and becomes the Horse Keeper!
Protagonists: Qin Heng, Qin Wudi
"We have traveled to a world where martial arts is respected and there are thousands of races."
"There are also strange beasts."
"My Master, you have to keep us alive. Our survival depends on you."
"What a joke! You're just a strange beast! Look at me sliding down and slamming it!"
"I'll shovel too!"
"Huh? It looks like we stuffed it to death."
“6。”
……
"Can you guys be quiet for a moment? My head is going to explode."
Qin Ze couldn't help feeling overwhelmed when he saw the countless versions of himself around him.
But I'm here anyway.
As a human being, being happy is the most important thing.
Qin Ze straightened his clothes and raised the corners of his mouth.
"Remember, from now on you must call me Captain."
My name is Fu Jiang, 20 years old, male, living in a cell in the basement of a pharmaceutical company, unmarried.
I work in a winery, and every day I have to go through the process of physical examination, taking medicine, and returning to the cell.
Of course, these are not the main things. On this day, a female colleague came to my workplace. She is my boss, called Shirley.
As a time traveler, I should have tried to get close to her, but I just want to live a peaceful life...
Ding, the task is released:
Task name: Ah~ Shirley (x), Shirley: Ah! (√)
Task requirements: Use the "Holding Sister in Arms" to kill Shirley. (Hold hard, hold hard, you dare to work in a winery when you don't even have the strength to hold someone?)
Just like that, driven by this devil system, I began a life that was destined not to be peaceful.
"Dragon King Legend Fanfiction" The blood feud between humans and soul beasts, the God King's shocking ten-thousand-year plan, the Silver Dragon King split into two and walked towards the human world, the black and white beasts roared and roared on the top floor of the Spirit Transmission Tower... After the abyss tide, the Blood God Legion suffered heavy losses. At this time, Tianfeng Douluo Leng Yaozhu adopted a child whose parents had both passed away, carrying the last hope of the Douluo plane... The Bagua Qimen covered the changes of the Zhoutian, all things are neutralized and return to Tai Chi, and the legend of the new god is sung in the Douluo Continent!
Villains' collective reformation plan, the most brutal and cute duo in history.
When the social animal college student Ze Shu drowned while saving someone, he traveled to the Pokémon world. He thought he could finally live the plush dream life of "Eevee Titi".
But the reality is that he was captured by the Phoenix King as a courier at the beginning, and became a child laborer of the villain organization "Masked Legion", and was forced to accept five years of "college entrance examination-style devil training". After finally escaping, he decided to take revenge on society (crossed out)... and became an investigator!
Its just that the style of this investigator seems to be wrong?
The villains tearfully accused: "He is not an investigator at all! He is a bandit in the guise of an investigator!"
"We have discovered one of the oldest families." "Yes." "This family has been around since the beginning of the world. Its members from ancient times to the present include Anastasia, the last princess of the Tsarist Empire, Joan of Arc, the protector of France, the two talented women of the Heian period, Murasaki Shikibu and Sei Shonagon, and the British witch Morgan le Fay..." "Yes--!?" "In addition, we have discovered something." "This family has a humanoid treasure that has been passed down to this day-each generation will enter into a marriage relationship with these 'members'." "???"... People in Type-Moon get the family simulation period and can trace back to the past to add bricks and tiles to their own 'bloodline'. But in the end. I found out...I have become the ancestor of this family?
Wang Ji was hospitalized for intravenous drip and when he woke up, he found that he had special abilities.
As long as you have a certain degree of mastery over things, you will be able to discover their flaws.
Whether it's the infusion needle in the hospital or the nurse's underwear...
And his work as a programmer...
Software code,
Hard disk,
server,
switch,
Even in our daily life, houses, home appliances, furniture, clothes, batteries, door locks...
Keys that are impossible to decipher, materials that cannot be detected in laboratories, human body functional defects, combat defense weaknesses, and the U.S. Navy's defense loopholes...
I'm just a small programmer, but you call me God.
I just want to take a break, but you insist on making me the boss.
I just want to make a little money, but you insist on calling me an entrepreneurial godfather.
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