Jizi: Your attack is over, it's my turn.

Mei Raiden: No way, no way? So when I go to the World Snake, he's still a cook?

The Ruler of Knowledge: Destiny is corrupt, and anti-entropy is impossible. The only heroes in the world are Kevin and Wuer.

Alicia: Oh, the Herrschers of later generations are so cute! I really want to touch Mei's horns...

Bronya: Why have I been defeated since I got the Rithirty Core?

The most beautiful woman in the world of immortal cultivation, the most difficult world boss to kill, the most powerful leader of the Tianyi Sect, the dream and nightmare of countless players – Yue Ling, sighed helplessly: “Well, I’m really not an NPC.”

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

—

Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

[New book, "Kiss of the Wind God," click here for more surprises!]

Geo King Zhongli has three fears.

The first is wear and tear, the second is aquatic products, and the third is his sweet little girl.

Her name is Zhongli Yue. When she was a cub, barely taller than his calf, she would not only steal Fushe's hammer to mine, but also snatch Xiao's precious stone kite to spear fish, forcing them to makeshift battles with sticks and rocks.

She even blew up the immortal caves in Jueyunjian, forcing the immortals to complain to him daily.

On the first day of the Mondstadt Wind Flower Festival, she blew up the statue of the Wind God. After the festival ended, she coaxed the Wind God's followers to Liyue. Just as

Zhongli was about to explain to the neighboring Wind God, his number one persecutor, the Wind God, arrived with gifts and begged for mercy.

Zhongli: This is hard to judge.

After arriving on Xumi as an exchange student, Zizi learned that the Grass God was imprisoned by the Xumi Order. He instigated the neighboring Thunder God to rush to Xumi overnight, and with a single blow of his Wuxiang sword, he annihilated the Order, causing chaos throughout Xumi.

Zizi: Hiding his merits and fame.

One day, Zizi returned mysteriously: "Dad, I have something good for you,"

he said, pulling out two Hearts of God from his bosom.

Zhongli: "..."

Zizi: "Dad, when I get the remaining four, we'll take down Sky Island and become the masters!"

Zhongli, who only wanted to retire and relax, said: "Good boy, thank you."

His sweet little cotton jacket seemed to have been shoddily finished, leaking air.

Zhongli began to suspect that the law of nature had sent a spy to torture him because he was too idle.

*

Until later, the law of nature wanted to erase Zizi's existence.

So, led by Zhongli, everyone from the immortals of Liyue to the gods of Teyvat raised the banner of rebellion against the law of nature.

Zhongli: Anyone who dares to touch his daughter will bear his wrath.

Lu Chuan became a member of the army of time travelers and a disciple of Tongtian Jiaozhu. It happened that the Conferred God Tribulation was approaching. In order to avoid the Conferred God Tribulation,

After obtaining the permission of Tongtian Sect Master, Lu Chuan went out to establish a branch of Jiejiao.

Knowing that Jiejiao was in decline after the Conferred Gods Tribulation, Lu Chuan accepted disciples to continue the Jiejiao bloodline in order to repay the kindness of Master Tongtian.

What Lu Chuan didn't expect was that each of these disciples was extraordinary.

Yang Jian: Even if I have to carry Peach Mountain on my back and drag it across the river mouth with one hand, I, Yang Jian, will still be invincible in the world!

Su Daji: I am the empress and I must suppress all enemies in the world!

Nezha: This dragon... is delicious!

Emperor Xin: Who is claiming to be invincible? Who dares to claim to be undefeated?

…

The other saints: "Tongtian, you are so despicable!"

Tongtian Sect Master: ??? What are you doing? I know nothing. I am suing you for defamation. Lawyer, where is my lawyer?

Lin Chuan travels through the city to write the novel of the Crooked Mouth Dragon King. Although he is a top-notch tall, rich and handsome man, he chooses to be a lickspittle villain.

The innate holy body of Boiling Sheep.

Just when he was about to use his prophetic advantage to change his fate by binding to the god-level selection system and completing the plot choices to get rewards, he unexpectedly discovered that something was wrong with this world.

The script seems to be a complete mess!

"Hey, little maid, what are you trying to do?! Don't you really hate me? Are you trying to test the officers?"

[And you, Lu Chaoge, you're really toxic, aren't you? As a cold and beautiful female CEO, shouldn't you just ignore me? Why are you actively pestering me?]

"As for you, Xia Tian? Where's the proud and beautiful campus beauty you promised me? You're offering to be my secretary and being so attentive. What's the point?"

…

At this time, Lin Chuan himself did not know that the heroines in this novel world were all bound to the system.

Then they didn't intend to play by the rules.

Lin Chuan: Okay, okay, crazy, all of you are crazy, it’s better to be a little crazy!

ps: This year’s selection of exciting and light-hearted villain stories, a must-read for Tomato Villain Stories, you will regret it if you don’t read it!

Preview Notes: Daily comedy + emotional drama + raising children + healing + action-packed combat + this book is fictional; any similarities are purely coincidental. Luo Shui travels to the world of Star Curve Railway and embarks on an unprecedented journey of lust. He originally wanted to become another star god in the universe, but along the way, he lost his desire. So he opened a restaurant in Luofu Fairy Boat and waited for death, but... "Dad, if you lose your desire and don't date Mom, I'll disappear!" But his peaceful life is interrupted by a little girl who claims to be his daughter. This little girl actually claims to be his future daughter! Faced with his daughters, Luo Shui gradually develops a new desire: to give them a complete family!

This book is also known as "Star Curve Railway: It Started When Xing Gave Me a Daughter" and "Star Curve Railway: What!? Xing, You Call Me Dad Too?"

Xiao Gui'an, a struggling actor, dies but is given a second chance as a Non-Player Character (NPC) in a series of horror worlds. Now a ghost himself, he initially thinks he'll no longer have anything to fear. However, he quickly discovers that the "protagonists" in these horror settings are incredibly ruthless and treat killing ghosts like cutting vegetables. His top priority becomes simply surviving these terrifyingly efficient heroes.

To stay alive, Xiao Gui'an must skillfully navigate the treacherous dynamics between humans and ghosts. His greatest asset? His acting skills. He relies on his acting to improve his status, maintain his sanity, and play a delicate balancing act. Through his convincing performances, he inadvertently becomes a true powerhouse in both the human and ghost factions. The world's actual "Chosen Ones" (the protagonists) begin to mistake him for a "golden finger"—a powerful figure whose favor they can curry. He finds himself working three "jobs" at once, becoming a model workhorse in a world where, despite being a ghost, he's the one fighting for survival every day.

[Enchantress, Sorceress, Saintess, Empress, Female Emperor, Fairy, Madam…]

Ye Lan transmigrated to the Divine Martial Continent,

and before he could even figure out what was going on, he was captured by a mischievous young demoness princess

—dragged back to her manor to serve as a tool for cultivating demonic techniques!

After awakening the Karmic Merit System, Ye Lan earned his first merit points thanks to the demoness,

and thus began his journey on the path of cultivation.

In the end—

he grew stronger... but also bald!

"Hah! Demoness, take my move—Great Dragon of Divine Power!"

"Fair lady, your inner demons run deep. Let this humble monk… purify you with enlightenment."