Possessing the powers of Amon from Lord of Mysteries, a mysterious being who adopts Amon's identity, a true god with errors and dual sequences, wearing a monocle, I am a con artist who travels through countless worlds. In Soubu High School, I made the entire school do calisthenics with me; in Fuyuki City, the Holy Grail War turned into a prank war; in Marineford, I turned the Marineford War into a massive rave.
Don't ask me why, the answer is simply—it's for fun.
This is a story about chaos, laughter, and a touch of tenderness. Of course, it's mostly chaos.
Friendly reminder: Don't be afraid, please hug your blanket tightly before reading, after all, I won't suddenly appear beside you.
"Douluo: Your Highness Qian Renxue, Please Behave Yourself" and "Douluo: Ten Years in Seclusion, Taking Charge of the Spirit Hall"
[Mystery + Douluo Continent] (Fantasy)
Host: Su Mu
Martial Soul: Imaginary Dragon
Pathway: Sequence Zero - Dreamer
Authority: Utopian
Everything I think of becomes reality.
What I say will surely come to pass.
Whatever is said will be known.
What will happen when Su Mu descends upon the Douluo Continent and takes Gu Yuena to explore the world?
(Imagination Ability: Skills from fantasy anime. Currently revealed abilities include: [Bankai: Daiguren Hyōrinmaru], [Starry Night Sea], [Piercing: Death Thorn Spear], [King's Treasury], [Heaven's Chains])
When Lu Xinran woke up, she found herself transmigrated into a book and became the real heiress, a vicious cannon fodder who always tried to outdo the fake heiress.
The fake heiress was pampered and elegant, while she was vulgar and rude, a disgrace that the Minister's family was unwilling to mention.
While others were eager to see the Minister's mansion make a fool of itself, Lu Xinran, who had transmigrated into the book, was only interested in gossiping and arguing with everyone and everything.
Her birth mother thought she was vulgar, and she retorted angrily in her heart, "She was born of a mother but not raised by one, is that her fault?"
The servants were snobbish and looked down on her. She opened the gossip-eating system: ["Stealing things from the master's storeroom every day, how come they haven't been handed over to the authorities yet?"]
She was mocked for being impolite when she went out for a stroll, and she retaliated by commenting, "You know, your whole family knows. Your mother and grandfather gave birth to you, your father was cuckolded, and you still call him father, not brother. You're so polite!"
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One day, everyone in the capital suddenly realized that as long as they stood with the second daughter of the Minister's mansion, they could have a juicy story to tell every day, and one different one every time!
As a result, Lu Xinran discovered that she had become inexplicably popular, and everyone liked to crowd around her whenever she went out.
Inside the mansion, her birth mother also hesitantly made new clothes and jewelry for her. The female lead and her mother became the closest of sisters, and the mother even wanted to give the male lead to her!
No need for that, she doesn't like big, fierce dogs, she prefers small, cute dogs!
The person who overheard her thoughts quietly changed their makeup the next day, stunning countless people in the court.
Box, but computer case.
Zhou Xiao received a mini computer case that allows him to look down into another world from the computer window.
Any file on your computer can be dragged into that world and become a physical entity.
And any offering from that world can be returned to reality.
On the first day, he laid down the World Tree of the Night Elves and embraced his followers.
The next day, he dragged in the classic Chomper Nut wall to defend his home.
On the fifth day, he copied the Khorne Legion of the Chaos Blood God and destroyed the kingdom.
On the tenth day, he introduced the model of natural disasters to confront the gods, established a vast empire that dominated the oceans, and was known as the ancient god.
He brought the power of another world back to reality.
Wherever his will reaches, both realms submit to it.
Lin Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens the ability to get a hundredfold return on online purchases.
No matter what you buy online, you can get a 100-fold refund.
[I bought generic steak and cheap red wine, but what arrived was Wellington steak and a top-quality 1982 Lafite!]
[I bought a silicone baby shower gel from Mr. Yang, and Mr. Yang himself came to my door!]
Until one day, Lin Bai's ability was discovered by the government: Holy crap! With this ability, why are you only thinking about buying food and toys? Why don't you buy something else?
Thus... the initial draft of the lithography machine, the theory of nuclear fusion, aircraft carrier debris, the theory of spacetime jump...
No matter how precious the items or how advanced the technology, they were all listed as Lin Bai's online shopping projects by the state. Subsequently, lithography machine blueprints, controlled nuclear fusion, superalloy aircraft carriers, and spacetime jump technology were all unveiled!
The world was stunned: While still on Earth, China's technology has already advanced to a higher level?!
When Lin Bai looked at these complex blueprints and technical specifications, he was dumbfounded: "Holy crap, what did I just buy online?"
(Transmigration into a book + historical setting + system + various unconventional tactics)
Li Tiantian transmigrated into a cannon fodder female supporting character in a period novel; she was vain, vicious, and would even cheat on her disabled husband.
The moment I transmigrated here, the female supporting character drugged and seduced the male lead, preparing to orchestrate a scene where he would be cremated.
The thought of being cuckolded and then turning into a villain, personally strangling the original owner's disabled husband sent a chill down Li Tiantian's spine. She made a decisive decision in her heart:
She would never try having a cuckolded husband!
For a woman, sleeping with her own man is still the most enjoyable!
With his remaining consciousness and legs, he decisively turned and rushed into the villain's room...
The next day, Li Tiantian, feeling unwell all over, opened her eyes and met the villain's deep and complex gaze.
The two, seemingly innocent but actually cunning individuals, instantly transformed into dramatic characters, feigning weakness, timidity, and innocent fear as they looked at the main villain.
Fu (the villain): ...
Until one day, Li Tiantian broke free of the system and was completely free. She looked up at her porcelain-white face and tentatively asked in a soft voice, "Fu Qingyu, let's get a divorce?"
Fu, the villain: He's choking a woman by the neck. How about being widowed?
Li Tiantian shrank back and said timidly, "I didn't say anything."
e.g.: 1. The female lead has a cheat ability.
2. The male protagonist has a congenital disability, which will be cured by the female protagonist later.
3. Sweet and fluffy with no angst, feel free to jump in.
"Xu Ye, how are you thinking about taking over the business of the pretty widow next door?" Fresh from his rebirth, Xu Ye was confronted with this soul-searching question. Before he could decide, he saw a strange label appear above his sister-in-law's head. It turned out he had acquired a cheat that allowed him to see labels on everything and purchase corresponding intelligence. [A dying wild boar] [A stuffed rat snake] [A dilapidated house with antiques] [A pretty widow poised to become a wealthy woman] [A potential business waiting for a takeover] [A key technology waiting to be sold but could determine the future of a business] Observing the various labels, Xu Ye discovered the shortcut to a resurgence in life: taking over. Minimal effort, maximum reward. Thanks to this cheat, Xu Ye dominated the 1980s. While others struggled to make ends meet, he was already living the life countless others dreamed of, far ahead of his time.
Every world has its cannon fodder, and Ruan Ruan's job is to play that role.
But when certain cannon fodder destined for a bad end become Ruan Ruan—
The seemingly refined but actually wicked movie star: "There are a few kissing scenes in the script, do you... mind?"
The manipulative younger brother said, "Sister, I like you! You promised me that you would consider me first when you get a boyfriend."
The carefree young nobleman: "You're so stupid! Remember to stick close to me next time!"
#Male Lead Slice 1vs1
#MarySuite Warning!!
#A long-planned scheme, the male lead is both physically and mentally pure.
A low-level mechanic awakens the soul of a hero, conquers the underworld with violence, and in the vortex of power and redemption, wins the loyalty and love of a group of deadly beauties, and fights back from the bottom.
[Single female character + Rebirth + Poor girl turned into a yandere goddess (slightly yandere) + Healing and redemption + Cat-like girlfriend + Girl chasing boy + No system, no cheat codes]
"Yandere is three parts sickness and seven parts tenderness~ This one is even less, one part sickness and the rest is all tenderness~ Not much sickness, but lots of sweetness~ Mainly healing and redemption~ Welcome to read."
"The female lead is a campus goddess in the early stages, and a cheongsam goddess later on."
Lu Yang drank too much at his class reunion and woke up to find himself back five years in the past.
His instincts led him to save the girl who should have died five years ago.
She is pure, beautiful, and strong.
The rescue was successful, but something seems to be getting increasingly wrong.
"Lu Yang, I made you a bento box, but do you not like it?" The girl's voice was soft, and she looked pitiful with her eyes downcast.
"Lu Yang, they say I'm ugly, is that true?" The girl pouted and brought her delicate face close to Lu Yang.
"Lu Yang, it hurts so much, ouch~" The girl grabbed his hand and was about to place it on his chest.
"etc!"
Xia Youran, something's wrong with you!
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Years later, Lu Yang looked at the room full of his photos, clothes, stationery, and even paper... and fell into deep thought (๑°⌓°๑).
It wasn't his imagination back then!
The sound of the door opening came from behind me. "Honey~ I'm home~"
Lu Yang turned around and met the sweet smile on the face of the beautiful woman in the cheongsam. "Oh, you've discovered my secret hideout~"