(Two female protagonists, this is not an autobiography)

My name is Xie Lian.

I planned a confession that I thought was touching and decided to say goodbye to my secret love.

Then, by mistake, I confessed to the wrong person.

After that, things developed in a direction I never expected - when everything was over, I suddenly felt that this was actually the best ending.

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Gu Miao unfortunately finds himself as a semi-famous, "top-flow" celebrity on the verge of fading into obscurity. He awakens a "Star Assistant System" that paves his way to becoming an all-powerful figure in the entertainment world. He originally just wanted to slack off on a music variety show, but after a failed attempt to quit, the director practically begged him to stay, sweetening the deal. From that point on, his plans for a lazy life went completely off the rails.

Years later, a viral post titled, "Peeling back Gu Miao's identities, the case is finally solved!" sends the internet into a frenzy.

It turns out...

The god-tier songwriter "Immortal Jiang," whose tragic songs made millions cry? That was him.

The sharp-witted netizen who hilariously exposed other celebrities' fake personas? Also him.

The actor who went viral for playing a "crazy" and captivating male lead? Him again.

The secret boss behind the 6-billion-dollar video-sharing site? That's him too.

The public was stunned, his haters fell silent, and his rivals were speechless. The secret was too big to handle. Just when they thought there could be no more surprises, reporters dug into his past, revealing his struggles with Bipolar Disorder and the time he was cyberbullied by the entire internet.

His fans burst into tears. "It's all our fault! We let our idol suffer so much..."

But no one knows the truth: Gu Miao really, genuinely just wanted to be lazy. Who called him the king of hard work? This is a story about a man who just wants to chill but keeps accidentally taking over the entertainment industry with his many secret identities.

【Shura Field + Multiple Heroines + Daily Life + Lighthearted + Soft Rice + Emotional Flip-flopping...】

Ye Cheng was forced to reincarnate due to some rather unsightly reasons.

He returned to four years ago.

To smoothly lie flat this time, Ye Cheng brought forward the timeline of meeting “them.”

One year later...

【Stockings-loving crazy girl】: “Ah Cheng, I’ve been taking my meds properly lately, can you spend more time with me?”

【Airheaded little blonde who draws】: “Idiot, come quick! I found a scene you’ll definitely love! I’ll draw it for you!”

【Cool, black-haired senpai from the archery club】: “Cheng~ I missed you, I came to see you. Oh, and recently I...”

【Understanding professor onee-san】: “Xiao Cheng, come home early tonight, I’ll cook something nice for you...”

Ye Cheng: “...”

Looking at the messages on his phone, Ye Cheng fell into silence, wondering if something had gone wrong somewhere along the line?

In a moment of distraction, Jing Su traveled through time and space to a world that he could never imagine.

"Commander, come and set off the fireworks together!"

"Hey, young man, how about this dress? You can't leave tonight~"

"Hmph, servant, you haven't come to see me for three days. If you don't come again, I will ignore you!"

[Multiple female protagonists|Chaser|No system|All-round work]

Being treated as a flower thief at the beginning, the golden-eyed fairy picked up the sword and chopped him? Xu Pingqiu said he was not panicking, and showed his extraordinary talent. He entered the top holy land Tianxu, thinking that the immortal path was open and magnanimous, but who would have thought that the style here was strange! The righteous way was full of life, and the devil's way was abstract. It turned out that the purpose of cultivating immortals was to make trouble? ! What's more terrible is that the master and the sisters are too tempting! The cold Taoist master not only has white silk, but also indulges me; the cute sister is always close to me and asks for hugs; the arrogant sister is even more happy to tease me... Xu Pingqiu covered his heart of Taoism that was about to break: Master and sister, please let me go, this pure yang body can't stand it! In this world of cultivating immortals where there are constant activities, Xu Pingqiu decided to whip the world in his own way! Welcome to watch the large-scale documentary "The Things I Did When I Defrauded My Master and Destroyed My Ancestors in Tianxu"!

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Practice Qi to build the foundation and open up the Huangting Spiritual Sea.

Take medicine and make elixirs to seek the elixir of immortality.

Contemplate and concentrate your mind to realize your true nature.

Refining swords and casting mirrors, he understood the mysteries of yin and yang.

Deeply comprehend the creation, and explore the changes of heaven and earth...After thousands of years of dream, the gate to immortality will be opened with one sword!

Chen Feng transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes an unknown background actor.

After much effort, he finally signs up for the hit reality show 《What Is an Actor》. But in the very first round of auditions, he runs into a social media influencer who got in through the backdoor.

Due to shady manipulation, he gets stuck with the worst script — playing a drug addict.

At the critical moment, the "Acting Becomes Reality" system activates and binds to him.

【Ding! Role: Drug Addict — Congratulations, Host, for becoming a real addict.】

WTF?!

Thanks to a completely realistic portrayal of withdrawal symptoms, Chen Feng blows the influencer off the stage and passes the audition round.

After the show, the cops immediately take him away.

Fortunately, he can switch out of character — it’s all a misunderstanding. From that moment on, Chen Feng goes viral.

From then on:

If he plays a chef, he is a chef.

If he plays a rich heir, he is a rich heir.

If he plays a psycho, he is a psycho.

If he plays a killer, he is a killer.

Days later, someone hands him a 《Havoc in Heaven》 script:

“Brother Feng, do me a favor, cameo as the Jade Emperor?”

Chen Feng: “...”

The mentally ill Kerry mistakes a washed-up ancient god larva for a nuclear-irradiated fish and makes sashimi.

He accidentally gains an immortal body and the ability to turn others into undead and revive them around him.

"Great! I've already watched this episode. The next step is to forcefully bind beautiful girls and let them revive around me!"

Haha! Come on, let me see what kind of world this is! Oregairu, Hui Kou, or Lonely Rock?

Shiki, Higurashi, Corpse x Party, Mr. Despair, Junji Ito's comics...

Kerry: ?

It's okay, maybe there's an otherworldly element here? Let me see!

Squeeze x Hospital Building, Transformation, Saya no Uta.

Quack! I don't want to see it!

A dejected Kerry looks at the team list again.

Sato Kazuma, Kiritani Kazuto, Nohara...

Kerry: ?

Seeing these births, Kerry was furious and decided to find some beautiful girls to start a new team.

Toyokawa Shoko, Nagasaki Suyo, Isen Nina... Very good! It seems like all the teammates this time are normal!

...

In the basement ten years later, Kerry: ?

Ye Yi was the model citizen: pure, upstanding, and a firm believer in law and order. After an untimely death, he wakes up in a parallel world and is immediately thrown into a deadly, high-stakes escape game. But there’s a problem—why does everyone around him look at him with sheer terror?

Unbeknownst to him, this isn't just any game; it's a "National Fate" competition broadcast live to the entire world, where the performance of the players determines the destiny of their countries. While tens of thousands have already perished, Ye Yi, who is genuinely just trying to survive, is mistakenly viewed by his fellow contestants and the global audience as a ruthless, calculating monster. How will this "good citizen" survive when everyone is convinced he's the ultimate villain?

Expelling Three Class Teachers in Half a Month.

Faced with Class 5 of Freshman Year, populated by troublemakers and martial arts incompetents.

Despite the high offer made by the director of academic affairs, no one dares to take over.

At this moment, Su Yang activated his Master Teacher Guidance.

Thus, he volunteered to become the new class teacher of Class 5, starting from scratch to build the world's strongest Martial God Temple.

However, after Su Yang's guidance, he gradually fell silent.

How did the Coiling Dragon Divine Fist Technique become an embroidery needle!?

Why has the Earth-shaking Leg turned into a useless limb every day!?

When the beast tide invades the world, and foreign enemies attempt to challenge our Daxia again.

Su Yang steps forward without hesitation.

"Where are the students of my Class 5?"

All the students, who had already become top Martial Gods, flocked in......

After the college entrance examination, Su Chen accidentally slept with a strange woman.

A year later, Su Chen, who was in his sophomore year, went to see the campus beauty.

On the way, he was suddenly stopped by a strange woman.

The woman pointed to the four babies beside her, her cheeks slightly red:

"Su Chen, they are all your children."

"What's going on?"

Suddenly... "Ding

! Congratulations to the host for activating the super nanny system!" "Ding!

Congratulations to the host for successfully holding a child for the first time, and won a cash reward of 20,000 yuan!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully making milk powder for the first time, and won a property!"

Su Chen: ???