A free soul started a leisurely life on the peninsula. Started from variety shows. Actor, easy. Single female lead,,,,,,,,, the introduction is weak.
Mysterious occurrences loom; the entire world dramatically changes.
The fate of individuals and nations becomes bound to AnalogHorror (rule kaidan), and once the chosen of destiny fail, it means countless people in their corresponding nation will be slaughtered by the strange phenomena.
The entire world falls into unrest, panic, and despair.
Until an absolutely unexpected individual joins the AnalogHorror game.
Xiao Yiwang glanced at the weird world before him and then at the examination admission ticket in his hand.
"Have middle school entrance exams always been this complicated? Well, it does prove my intelligence!"
"I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!"
Crossed onto a South Korean prosecutor and became a trainee prosecutor at the Seoul Central District Prosecutor's Office. In this completely different country, prosecutor Zhang Taixiu is really a little embarrassed!
Su Jiu, a player whose mind is incapable of perceiving fear, one day receives an invitation to beta test a mysterious game.
【Welcome, player, to the “Land of Slumbering Gods.”】
【Warning: The eyes of the gods are everywhere. Please regulate your behavior and follow a deity to become Their believer in order to gain protection.】
Su Jiu looks at the game’s prompt, then at her starting identity.
【Blasphemer!】
A mortal who does not worship the gods. A monster with no fear or reverence in her heart. A defiler of the Land of Slumbering Gods.
【You are an enemy of the gods!】
Su Jiu: “…”
Crap, I’ve been cast as the villain.
No worries, players always have their tricks!
Cthulhu? Gods? Not even remotely scared.
— What?
Cultists trying to sacrifice me? I’ll sacrifice them instead.
The Nine Great Temples are hunting me down? I’ll disguise myself as a believer and infiltrate their ranks.
This game’s full of interesting characters—I’m loving it.
Wait a second.
Is this really just a game?
Why does it feel like I’ve actually become a god?!
—
One day.
“Hey friend, care to join the Church of All Beings? Our Lord is the incarnation of all life, the Mother of All Creatures. This world is shrouded in darkness, only She pities mankind.”
The believer flashes an ecstatic smile: “Friend, join us! Let the revelry of all beings ring across the world!”
“The gods have slumbered for too long. Our Lord shall reign!”
Su Jiu stares at the flyer stuffed into her hand.
Huh? She never said anything that extreme!
Are they not afraid the gods will smite them?!
D*mn it, how do these people know what she’s planning?!
<The male and female protagonists intermittently swap bodies> <1v1 pure love sweet story> Ever since he swapped bodies with the school beauty, Lu Yu has not had a good time.
He picked up the studies he had given up and also started learning music, chess, calligraphy and painting... Lu Yu never thought he could work so hard in his life.
But every time he got his body back, he was always so exhausted that he had to lean on the wall with both hands. "What did you do to my body!" School Beauty: "...I said I had a cold...
[Rebirth of the Empress] + [World-Destroying Dragon] + [Invincible Cool Article] + [Spoiling Daughter] + [Stupid Father and Daughter]
Lu Changtian transmigrated into a forbidden land teeming with foreign races—and became a young dragon.
He thought his path would be classic: fight monsters, level up, and eventually trample all races beneath him to become king of the forbidden lands.
But fate had other plans.
He found… a human baby.
Thus began the daily adventures of a silly dragon dad and his daughter.
…
My name is Bei Qinghan.
I was once the Human Race Empress.
Now I’ve become a little girl, stuck in a forbidden land full of hostile races.
Surrounded by enemies? Not worried at all—because…
“Daddy, save me!!”
“Who dares touch my daughter?!”
BOOM!
A mighty and majestic dragon descends from the skies!
Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.
Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!
This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:
“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”
As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—
I’ll live off soft rice until I die!
Our motto is:
“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”
Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.
Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:
“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”
Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:
1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.
2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.
3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.
When Lu Ming was forced by his mother to go on a blind date, he met a beautiful young woman.
Lin Wan: "I have a daughter, do you mind?"
Lu Ming: "Age is not a problem."
Lin Wan: "Okay, then we'll get married right away."
Realizing that he had misunderstood, Lu Ming, who was socially frustrated on the spot, immediately ran away, but was directly tied up by the beautiful young woman and taken to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Married life.
Lu Ming only wanted to say one thing: "Oh my god, it smells so good~!"
[Host Chu Jiuli, before the age of 18 you strictly controlled your younger sister Chu Youting’s life, interfering in every detail of her choices. This caused her to grow up emotionally suppressed and lacking confidence]
[At 18, after entering university, Chu Youting broke free from your control and began to express herself freely]
[At 20, Chu Youting became addicted to virtual social networks, escaping reality, eventually leading to academic failure and dropping out]
[At 22, she guaranteed a loan for a friend and ended up in 500,000 yuan of debt]
[At 24, she broke ties with you, crying and saying you ruined her life]
[At 30, you looked at your shattered family and your reckless, self-indulgent sister. Filled with regret, you decided to reconcile with her and help her return to normal life]
[Host Chu Jiuli, are you willing?]
Facing the system prompt, Zhang Muchen was speechless
System, you’ve clearly picked the wrong person~_~
The campus beauty Chu Jiuli sits in front of me...
[Have a meal with the younger sister—reward: 2000 yuan]
Zhang Muchen quickly responded: System, you’re right, I’m Chu Jiuli
Not long after, Chu Jiuli angrily watched Zhang Muchen getting closer and closer to her sister
This guy—how did he manage to win over my sister?
Alternate title: “The system went off-track and gave the campus beauty’s system to the wrong person”
【Shura Field】【Simulation】【Multiplayer】【Multiple Heroines】
Luo Chen traveled through an ancient parallel world and became a poor scholar scratching his head in the imperial examination hall.
He was only one piece of essay on state governance away from passing the imperial examination, but he couldn't even use a brush.
Fortunately, I was bound to a historical deduction device when I traveled through time, so I could practice articles and hone my skills in the virtual deduction. As long as I assisted the princess in passing the level, I could bring the talents I practiced back to reality.
I originally wanted to randomly choose the princess with the most advantages to speed run the game, but I accidentally chose Qin Wang Li Jinyu, who had zero political acumen.
Not only did she not dare to kill anyone, but she was also fooled and lost her way.
Fortunately, there are always more solutions than problems.
The eldest princess was simple-minded and untrustworthy. Luo Chen died, and the crown prince took the throne with ease.
The second princess is nepotistic and her power is easily usurped. Luo Chen becomes a powerful minister, takes charge of the government and passes the test easily.
…
The fifth princess offended the noble family and was expelled from the capital. Luo Chen rose up in rebellion and swept across the world with violence.
The Seventh Princess laid low and gave up, having no foundation, while Luo Chen opened up science and used technology to crush her strength.
The eighth princess was submissive and wandered around the world. Luo Chen acquired businesses and used economic possession to complete the game.
Luo Chen had a lot of fun, but the developments in reality made him more and more confused.
Not only did his official position inexplicably increase, but the other princesses also kept making noises around him.
"Are the princesses in this simulation all played by real people?"
Thinking of the princesses whose favor he had boosted in the deduction, cold sweat broke out on Luo Chen's forehead.