Title Tags: Demon Slaying and Exorcism, Heart of Concrete (Metaphor for hardened heart), Slice of Life, Nonsensical/Absurd

"Daoist priest, my parents disapprove of every decision I make, I've been suppressed since childhood, and I've accomplished nothing."

Li You: "There are two things in your house that are suppressing you."

"Daoist priest, 'a step back opens up a vast sky,' how about you waive the incense money for me?"

Li You: "If I don't 'deal with you' today, my Daoist heart will be ruined."

...

[Universal Experience Points +10]

Spiritual energy is reviving, and powerful figures from different eras are gathering in the modern world, determined to seize divine positions and control the heavenly authority.

Li You knows he's just an ordinary person, guarding his Daoist temple, and diligently grinding experience points... Until one day, he gradually notices something's amiss.

"Wait, something's not right, how come all these gods and Buddhas, countless demons and monsters, can't even withstand my ordinary punch or a basic sword strike?"

Crossing the super-god plane, before the doomsday disaster broke out, Sumu awakened the ability to copy, enough to compete with angels and demons, and reached the peak, but was suddenly pulled into the dimensional Junyang by accident.

Gojo Satoru: "If I open the infinite space of the domain, how will you deal with it?"

Uchiha Madara: "Susanoo Buddha, who can compare with me."

Snow Moon Sword Fairy: "One sword, moon sunset, flower morning, please appreciate it."

Xiaoshi: "I cut through the eternal time and space with one sword, sweeping across the nine heavens and ten earths."

Sun Wukong: "My old ** is ever-changing, and I am indestructible."

Thanos: "Infinity Gauntlet plus the Heart of the Universe, let's learn about it."

Sumu: "Uh... I am invincible, you can do whatever you want, I copy, copy, copy."

In my tower I study the secrets of the arcane. I grasp the laws of the world in the floating city.

Kings bow before me;

Dragons serve me;

Demons tremble at my presence;

Ancient gods are studied by me.

I traveled, fought, and conquered in the outer realms;

I chatted and laughed with the Titans, pursuing the innermost truth of the multiverse.

My name is Orlando Sefolosha, and I am a mage.

You ask me why?

Because I am a time traveler.

[Dragon King Legend Fanfiction]

Yao Lan didn't expect that she would travel to the world of Douluo Continent just by receiving a letter, and also possess the abilities of the Star Dome Railway.

Since she is here, she will make the best of it.

Anyway, she has her own cheat, and Yao Lan doesn't believe that she will not live a satisfactory life in this world.

......

Firefly (clone): One is extremely powerful, and the other... element manipulation. Just give up, no one will get hurt, otherwise... I will set the sea on fire!

All the students of Shrek Academy were silent. Why is she the only one with a battle armor?

......

Hua Huo (clone): Everyone is happy, right? But Xiao Heimao, did you forget something? I put the bomb in Shrek Academy. I give you one hour, go find it!

Tang Wulin looked at the Shrek Academy map full of red dots in his hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched... I'll find you X!

......

Tang San: It won't be long before we can reach Douluo Continent... What is that?

The red blade light flashed continuously in the universe, and many gods and spirits in the Great God Circle opened their eyes wide.

Huang Quan (clone): E, E, E... Hmm? I think I cut something just now?

[No female protagonist], [Lone Wolf], [No infighting among players], [Official power explosion], [All real-life technology is brought into the game], "Not a brainless pretentious article, please don't read if you mind"

A game suddenly appeared without any prior announcement, but was jointly promoted by all the countries on Blue Star. The intensity and determination were so great that anyone could see that there must be something wrong with this game.

Xia Zhi originally entered the game just for the official subsidy, but he awakened an extremely extraordinary talent. In any system panel where a decimal point appears automatically, he can move the decimal point once.

Driven by his extraordinary talent, Xia Zhi, who has a Buddhist mentality, walks step by step into the center of the world's vortex.

A boss who looks exactly like him, the film industry's almost crazy killing intentions towards players, and the inexplicable mission of saving the world...

The little guy standing at the top of the players attracts worldwide attention, but under the pressure of saving the world, he can only act alone.

This world, which could be full of dangers, gave him all the warmth.

At the beginning, he was reborn in another world, his family was destroyed, and he married into the Su family.

Just because of my low strength, I am not favored by others?

I'm sorry, I, Meng Jing, came from time-travel with a heaven-defying bug!

I'll beat up anyone you don't dare to mess with! What? How do I become stronger?

"Ding, congratulations to the host, I recycled a table, and got an ordinary spiritual stone..."

"Ding, congratulations to the host, I recycled a human corpse, and got a medium spiritual stone..."

"Ding, congratulations to the host, I recycled the bloodline of the ancient Dragon King, and got a holy-level spiritual stone..."

Everything can be recycled! What kind of garbage are you?

Hestia: So, why do I feel my favor in you?

Charles: It's to blame, that Mr. Rabbit who came to me in a dream seven years ago.

Hestia: That's not a reason for you to kill gods many times, and now I'm more famous in the Celestial Realm than Loki!

Charles: Don't mention that, Freya called! As a member of the Meijin family, it's time for me to go to work!

Freya: Don't come here!

Charles: Don't panic! This attribute stacked by [Heart Steel] + [Soul Draining Strike] + [Flesh Puppet] + [Feast] will never lose!

FF: What's this week?

Charles: [Best Sixth Man] + [Spring Water Commander] + [Battlefield Sixth] + [Looking Back] + [Returning to My Hometown to Get Married]

Provincial Stream: This book is also known as: I was the sixth child in the dark faction, my skills are not very serious, and about pretending to be Bell to fool my aunt and sticking to that incident

In the learning war city

"Since you have already drawn the knife, at least let me cut it once." A smile appeared on Yuntian's face, blue starlight appeared on his legs, and the whole person was like a meteor, following Fan Xinglu when she stopped.

In the underground city,

Yuntian looked at Finn, a smile appeared on his face, and said: "Hey, Finn, don't hide so quickly, stand there and let me cut it once."

"I'm here, you can come and try." Feeling the fighting spirit surging from Yuntian, Finn's emotions also became a little excited for the first time in a long time.

The collision of the two people's momentum made all the family members watching the battle understand that the next one would be the final blow!

The orphanage has turned into a blood-soaked monastery.

Diagon Alley has become Devil’s Street.

Hogwarts is now a haunted castle.

The Forbidden Forest? A forest of death.

Ed couldn’t help but feel that this game’s dungeon was seriously messed up.

But hey, it’s just a game. Might as well play it!

Many years later, Ed looked down at the noseless monster before him and declared:

"Standing before you is the Lord of Crows, the Master of Death, the Supreme Protector, the Blade-Bearer of the Lost, the most ruthless Dark Magician in history—

and the legendary alchemist, Ed Moriarty!"

[Save the World by Playing Cards] [Yu-Gi-Oh!]

(With millions of original world Yu-Gi-Oh! experience)

In Biantana, duels will accumulate card spirits.

Low-level spirit Gray Flowing Beauty: Only projection

Intermediate spirit: Smile with contempt

Advanced spirit: Mid-air crows fly to whirlwind kick, after clearing the opponent's effect, give a middle finger.

Epic Gray Flowing Beauty: Want to drink water? Cleared! Want to cry? Cleared!

On the field, Li Guanqi held up [Super Fusion]: "Release the Ultimate Power!"

"Use Yubel and all effect monsters on the field as materials."

"Absolutely invincible!"

"Fusion Summon!"

For a moment, lightning and thunder, the sky and the earth spun, and the storm swept the entire venue. Many audiences had the illusion of souls leaving their bodies.

"Quack! What a strong spirit!"

"No, the audience also melted?"