Yu Qian has bound herself to a Conquest System.
System: “You must conquer the protagonists of various worlds and win their love.”
Yu Qian draws a beginner’s gift pack and gets a Bloodline Potion. Without hesitation, she transforms into a three-year-old child and uses the potion on herself—becoming the biological daughter of the target.
System: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!”
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World 1: The School Tyrant Raising a Child
Zai Ye is the infamous school tyrant of No. 2 High School. His parents divorced, leaving him with nothing but an empty house. Arrogant and rebellious, he indulges in reckless behavior—street racing, fighting, you name it.
One day, he meets a two-year-old child who looks just like him.
Zai Ye smirks coldly: “My dad’s illegitimate daughter?”
Then the DNA test results come out. The once-smirking school tyrant completely breaks down: “She’s… my… daughter???”
As he watches his long-separated parents pick up broomsticks and slippers, Zai Ye collapses: “I SWEAR I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING! I’M STILL A virg*n!”
At the parent-teacher meeting, the perpetually grumpy school tyrant carries an adorable, chubby little girl into the school.
His underlings, cigarettes dangling from their lips, laugh: “Yo, Boss, that your little sister?”
Zai Ye: “Spit out the cigarette. She’s my daughter.”
Underlings: “???”
—
World 2: The Ice Dragon Dad Raising a Child
The Ice Dragon Lacia has lived in the human empire for many years. A learned scholar, he is a renowned professor at the Central Academy of Magic, feared by students for his strictness.
One day, he senses a bloodline connection and retrieves a dragon egg to hatch. But when it finally hatches—
The baby dragon looks nothing like him. Long and slender, seemingly… mutated?
Yu Qian: “I’m a Chinese dragon!”
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World 3: The Overworked Demon Lord Raising a Child
World 4: The Androgynous Movie Emperor Raising a Child
World 5: The Ghost Woman in a Horror World Raising a Child
World 6: The Emotionless Buddhist Disciple Raising a Child
World 7: The Webnovel Heroine Raising a Child
[Note: The first two volumes are original stories. If you want to watch the Holy Grail War directly, you can jump to the third volume directly.]
The Root Princess Manaka Sajo traveled to the Type-Moon world inexplicably, but this world line seems to have some problems.
Then she...
became the first genius of the Clock Tower in a daze,
became the youngest Grand Master Magician in history in a daze,
won the Holy Grail War in a daze,
and saved humanity in a daze.
...
However, Manaka Sajo knew very well that although she was a traveler, she did not obtain the system and did not have any golden fingers.
The only thing she had was luck.
"Let's show my cards. I'm really not a Grand Master Magician. I'm a wimp. Why don't you believe it?"
Standing in front of the fallen Goetia, Manaka Sajo said helplessly to everyone.
[Entertainment + System + From Behind the Scenes to Center Stage + Dog Food + Single Female Lead]
Lu Xiaobai crossed into a parallel world and, by a twist of fate, got married to the national goddess, unexpectedly activating the “Entertainment Reputation System”!
From then on, he transformed into a behind-the-scenes mastermind, turning his wife into the queen of the music world:
A song “Invisible Wings” healed countless souls;
A song “Where Has the Time Gone” made the entire internet cry;
And “Childhood” was even included in textbooks.
Some said that if he casually wrote a song, even if a dog sang it, it would become a hit.
“Why do you always keep a low profile?”
“If I were to be high-profile, how would others survive? I have to leave them some food to eat.”
Just when everyone thought he would continue to stay low-key, he picked up the microphone and shocked the internet with the song “Exaggeration.”
“Sorry, actually, I’m planning to be a King of Pop!”
[Time travel + system + light-hearted + imaginative + contrast]
“Ding!”
“Congratulations, Host! You have successfully bound to the Big Entrepreneur System. Time to begin your road to riches!”
Wealth Conversion System is generating…
“Wait, are you serious, system? I can only make a small profit, but the bigger the loss, the more I get rich?”
Fine then—don’t blame me for becoming the system’s money-burning machine!
Wait… something’s off!
Why do all the projects that should’ve flopped end up bizarrely making a profit?
Public: If it’s produced by Bi Si, it’s guaranteed quality!
I’ve uninstalled every other app—just waiting for their next release!
Employees: I’ve never seen such a generous and open-minded boss!
For the sake of the project, for the company, we’ll give it our all—even if it costs us our minds!
Competitors: What the hell is going on in Su Mo’s brain?
How does he keep coming up with programs the market eats up?
Su Mo:
I really don’t want to make money off you guys!
Is the world this insane?
Seriously, can’t I just lose money properly? Even just once would be fine!!!
[System + Backstabbing + Light Comedy + Transmigration + Tycoon]
At the start, he binds with a “Loss-Making System”—as long as he completes missions, he receives system funds? Full of confidence, Bai Guang launches his loss-making plan:
Make a game, hire the worst possible artist, and remove all in-game payment options. Isn’t that a guaranteed loss?
“My buddy’s head is full of air—leaving the game to him, I feel at ease!”
“This crayon doodle that even a three-year-old would scorn—that’s exactly the kind of art I need!”
…Meanwhile:
Wolong: “Old Bai removed the payment system? There must be some deeper meaning behind this. I must find a way to patch this loophole!”
Fengchu: “How did President Bai identify my master-level talent from these abstract paintings?!”
And just like that, thanks to his employees’ backstabbing, Bai Guang is forced into becoming a trillionaire tycoon
Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.
In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.
But.
What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?
Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end
Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)
Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane
Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!
(Daily, funny)
When he woke up, the former Ten Thousand Law Immortal Venerable traveled to the earth. The aura is exhausted, how can he re-cultivate? How should he punish mortals for their arrogance? And what's going on with this sweet black-bellied daughter?
Fear of answering the phone, a woman who shuns strangers, a pig that lures beauties, invasive bugs, a cursed child, sudden misfortune raining from the sky, a spooky mental hospital, and a high-rise building full of lurking threats—all are part of The Ghost‑Tale Society.
It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.
But...but why?
Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?
Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?
Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?
Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?
Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?
What's going on?
Is it so hard to be forgotten?
[Game Development] [System] [Anti-Trope]
Exclusive Interview
Reporter: “President Mei, your latest game has once again gone explosively viral. Could you share with us the original inspiration behind making this game?”
Mei Caiyi, wearing a pained expression: “You might not believe this, but I actually have a system—every time the company loses money, I personally make a huge profit. So, the whole reason I made this game was to lose money. Same with the last one. And the one before that. All of them.”
Reporter: “Hahaha! President Mei, you’re truly hilarious. I understand now—you’re not in this for the money. You’re just sincerely making heartfelt, high-quality games for the players.”
He really wanted to say: “Understand my ass.”
How was he supposed to know all those games would blow up?
Now they call him things like “visionary,” “marketing genius,” “game development prodigy”—as if they weren’t just slandering him!
“Arbitrary Town”—a construction game with no gameplay, just mindless clicking.
“TombForce”—the protagonist is male, and all the enemies have bizarre, ridiculous designs.
“Cry”—deliberately made to provoke flame wars.
“Conscience-Free Game Platform”—created solely to deter people from registering.
“Escape”—designed to scare players so badly they wouldn’t want to buy it.
…He’s even gone online more than once begging for help: “Willing to pay handsomely for a large-scale, logically sound game idea that’s guaranteed to lose a ton of money!”