You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
There is no fighting spirit or magic here, only beasts that have been bred to the peak of their powers!
After traveling through time, Chen Mo awakened the talent of the entry training manual. By completing the challenge, he could give the spirit beast or himself various entries. Thus, unscientific spirit beasts were born in his hands.
[Iron wall·Indestructible·Thick skin·Best meat shield·Element immunity...] Super meat fox.
[Soul singer·Movie emperor·Popular idol·Elegant...] Soul singer.
[Master of slacking off, master of shirking blame, clown, hard mouth...] Apostle of doom.
Ghost assassin, lurker, son of light, darling of the wind god, phoenix, emperor of Europe...
[No heroine][Not dark]
The introduction is weak, please move to the text.
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Monkey King?
No, he's just a monkey.
Demons eat people for evil, but people eat demons for good?
No, it's just a lie from the Protoss.
People kill demons, is to defend the righteous...
【Chasing】【Succubus】【Villain】【Grab resources】【Serious】【Break up CP】
Liu Xijun, who traveled through the whole world, got the Succubus system.
Not only did he become extremely handsome because of the 【Succubus Constitution】, but he also awakened the summoning system at the same time!
And he can summon a 【Little Succubus】!
The little succubus can produce 【Love Lock Crystal】, which can lock her love, make her fall in love with you until death, and gain a random attribute of the woman! It can be talent, magic power, or galaxy...
......
"Dear Lord Saran, I see that you still have charm."
"She is really just my summoned beast!"
"I need treatment~"
After traveling to the world of Jackie Chan Adventures, I unexpectedly became the most unlucky Fire Demon Lord among the Eight Demons, also known as - Shendu.
When I just came here, it was just the incubation stage of the Eight Demons.
The Eight Demons had not yet ruled the world, and the Eight Immortals had not yet appeared.
In order to avoid being thrown into the devil's hell in the future, he was made into a stone statue and hung endlessly in the safest District 13.
The capital of the gods had no choice but to study magic in depth and create a powerful magic circle in an attempt to gain a glimmer of hope when the Eight Immortals conquered the demons.
When facing the Eight Immortals, the gods all spoke loudly: As everyone knows, I am a noble dragon, a demon wizard, and also the creator of the magic encyclopedia.
You are using your numbers to bully the few, aren't you afraid of being laughed at by the world?!
After waking up, Ling Feng found that his soul had traveled to the world of Dragon Ball.
He was stunned.
But fortunately, he soon awakened the Golden Finger System, a system called: Sign in Saint Seiya Talent.
This system can sign in important people, important places, important events, and then get the Saint Seiya Talent.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have signed in to the most important place in Dragon Ball - Earth. You have received rewards: 1. An ordinary earthling's body; 2. The talent of the Capricorn Gold Saint; 3. A copy of the basic training method of the Dragon Ball world; 4. 20 Senzu Beans; 5. A copy of the basic training method of the small universe." Just like that, a Dragon Ball Earth...
No, I'm just six years old. What the hell is this counterattack system?
Lu Chen traveled to the fantasy world and became the prince of the Daqian Divine Dynasty!
Seeing the counterattack system activated in advance, Lu Chen, who was only six years old, scratched his head.
[Congratulations, you made your childhood playmate, Luo Li, who is now a powerful person in the Heaven Realm, say the three words "I like you" to you, and you completed the counterattack mission and received the reward: Land God Realm]
[Congratulations, you defeated the little fox you rescued in your childhood, the current demon emperor Su Jiujiu, and completed the counterattack mission. You will get the reward: Human artifact: Xuanyuan Sword]
[Congratulations, you defeated the Green Emperor who once suppressed the world, made your father proud of you, completed the counterattack mission, and received the reward: the mythical beast Qilin]
The counterattack system appeared fifty years in advance, and the various counterattack missions released that could be easily completed directly allowed Lu Chen to take off!
Chaos body, Zhuxian sword, three thousand ancient demon riders, the magical power of the Three Pure Ones...
All kinds of treasures and magical powers come one after another!
One year later…
The armies of the countries surrounding the Daqian Divine Dynasty launched a massive invasion.
Just when the Great Qian Dynasty was powerless to resist and was about to be destroyed, the eleventh prince Lu Chen stood up silently.
Lu Chen faced countless powerful men and tens of millions of troops alone. With just one sword, countless powerful men and tens of millions of troops were instantly killed in the act!
Qing Emperor: ??? How about you be the emperor, and I will be your general in charge of the Northern Expedition!
………………
[Fantasy brain hole + invincible cool writing + full take-off + cool and cool]
It’s an extremely enjoyable story, just read it and you won’t be able to stop talking!
The birth of magic and technological civilization meets the revival of the ancient gods.
Will the technological civilization of ordinary people come to the fore? Or will the gods rule over ordinary people again?
The collision between the new civilization and the ancient gods.
The young man appeared in confusion and unknown, looking for his own answers between the new civilization and the old gods.
I am……
The founder of civilization?
still……
The revivalist of the old gods?
Who says a mechanic can’t be a doctor?
Wouldn’t it be better to replace the patient’s organs with mechanical ones!
After returning from overtime work, Li Yu was hit by a dump truck and turned into a second dimension, thus being sent to a different world of steam and magic.
Good news: Got two systems.
The bad news: Both systems are only halfway there.
[Steampunk] + [Mecha] + [Daily Life]
Shichen is the Time Devil among the three thousand Chaos Devil.
He is an ordinary human being Shichen, and a Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian in the prehistoric world.
What kind of changes will happen when a soul from the future collides with the body of the Time Devil in the chaotic world?
The me of the past is me, the me of the future is me, or the me of the present is me.
I am me, and I am not me.
All the answers are sought in time.
The paradox of time creates a distortion of fate, thus prying the original trajectory of the prehistoric world...