Wen Wan, who died suddenly from overwork in her previous life, became a concubine of a first-class general and refused to be involuted.
The general went out to fight for three years, and she just lay around for three years, living a carefree and comfortable life.
Until the old lady had a nightmare, in which she dreamed that the general died in the battlefield without even a descendant.
The old lady decided to let the mistress take the two concubines to the border for breeding.
On the way, Wen Wan and her mistress were separated by bandits and were rescued by a young lieutenant.
The young captain was trapped on the hilltop, with only 100 of his own men and 3,000 of the enemy.
He held the knife to her neck and said, "Rather than falling into the hands of the enemy and being tortured to death, it is better to kill you with a knife first to free you."
Wen Wan: Thank you, you are such a nice person!
She steeled herself and timidly said, "I know a thing or two about using fewer troops against more. How about I give it a try?"
Thus, a small team of one hundred people broke out of the siege and became famous in one battle.
Due to the abnormal deaths of war horses in the military camp, Wen Wan wrote an article "On Postpartum Care of War Horses", which doubled the number of war horses in one year.
One day, Wen Wan successfully seduced the young captain and made some bold statements.
"Just wait, I'll go back and divorce my husband. Then I'll use his money to support you and let you live a life of luxury!"
Later, Wen Wan discovered that the husband she wanted to divorce was the young lieutenant...
The general smiled, "I heard... you want to divorce me?"
Wen Wan: “…”
[Read with confidence even if you haven't read "Dream of Red Mansions"]
Journey through the world of "Dream of Red Mansions" and become the unfavored bastard Jia Huan. In the waning days of the dynasty, corruption reigns, the underworld resorts to violence
, and the court cliques for personal gain. Fortunately, Jia Huan awakens his golden finger, joins the Jinyiwei, and rises through the ranks, slaughtering his enemies at the slightest disagreement, while also eradicating the corrupt elements of the Jia family.
His wish is simple: to reign supreme, sleep with beauties, be surrounded by golden hairpins, and reign supreme!
One day, the Emperor drafts an edict:
"Issue a royal decree to search and confiscate the Jia family mansion. All males must be executed, and all females must be imprisoned in the Imperial Music Bureau!"
Jia Huan suddenly ascends the throne room, knife in hand, a shroud of golden armor behind him.
"Old Emperor, please repeat your words."
Liu Bang: Rebellion? What rebellion? The Great Wall has 300,000 die-hard fans of the prince, and the royal court has 500,000 sworn cavalrymen. Tell me, who dares to rebel? Brother! Rebellion is a dead end. It's better to come with me and get a government position. That's the real future.
Xiang Yu: The Qin will be destroyed by Chu! Now he is the one with the most power, so... what? The prince personally invited me to be an official?
What do you mean by "destroying Qin"? I'm talking about King Qin! Hey! You traitor, how dare you harbor such rebellious intentions? I'll capture you and hand you over to the prince for punishment!
Han Xin: Huh? You two are still trying to compete with me for favor! I was exiled to the Great Wall with the young master when I was a teenager. How could you sow discord between us?
Wait! Sir, I really don't want to be the King of Qi! Slander! They are slandering me!
Ying Xuan watched with a smile as these three Chu-Han heroes threw dirty water at each other. It turned out that they had a feud and would not be able to live in peace even if they became colleagues. But wasn't this exactly what he wanted?
He silently opened the hand-drawn world map.
I can still hold on for a few more years. If there's no rush to clean up the mess at home, should we destroy the Donghu first? Or attack Loulan? Hey! I heard there's civil unrest in Rome? How about sending a group of Whips of God to help stir things up?
A filial son at the end of the 21st century, because of a series of time countdowns, traveled to the last Han dynasty in history, and became the good eldest son of the famous suicide master Zhu Gaoxu. Ji Yang said: With my father here, it is hard not to die. The King of Han swept the hall with a leg, and his leg ruined three generations.
Although he died, his reputation still lives on. Ji Yang:
Dad, don't do stupid things. Zhu Gaoxu: My son, save your life!
[Time Travel] + [Spoiling My Wife] + [Miracle Doctor] Ye Xinran opened her eyes and found herself time-traveled to ancient times. Her parents were immoral, and in order to force her sister to marry her fiancé, they sold her to a hunter in the village. The hunter's house was bare, and she was a cripple with three children. A group of people waited to see her laugh. Ye Xinran: "I'm laughing at you, spicy girl next door!"
Nowadays, if you are poor and cause trouble, no one will care about you, but if you are rich and live in the mountains, you will have distant relatives. So she rolled up her sleeves and got to work. Besides, she had a medical space at her disposal, and even the nobles in the capital had to line up to buy the beauty cream she made. Soon, a lot of money came to her door.
Seeing that Ye Xinran had become rich, her former poor relatives wanted to take advantage of her again, and even her unfaithful fiancé found her more pleasing to the eye.
Ye Xinran would never let them take advantage of her. She slapped the unfaithful man, slapped the green tea girl twice, and used the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms on her biased parents.
She had originally thought she'd live a happy life with her family, one large and three small, but she hadn't expected these four to be so secretive, with other identities. Even her own life story wasn't simple. What happened? She had originally wanted to lead others to success, but in the end, she became the beloved darling of four men. If you lend me a hand, I'll take you to the top and make you the happiest person in the world.
Having transmigrated from being a twenty-eight years old female forensic doctor, into a Hua Mulan that had taken off her armor and now returned home, He Mulan expressed there was quite a lot of pressure.
And completely unlike the ending of the story, there weren’t any fresh flowers and there weren’t any applause. The already thirty years old Hua Mulan, who returned home after removing her armor, was already a monster in the rumors around the countryside.
She was a mix of Xianbei and Han Chinese, her height was tall, her appearance not at all beautiful, her temperament was cold, her strength without a comparison. She had even killed before, wielded a saber before, and had the reputation of eating at the same table, living under the same roof as men for twelve years. She had long been prepared for a lifetime of loneliness.
The line she used to refuse the emissary from Rouran, as well as the requests of her relatives: “My menses never came before”, had further become the original sin of her failure at being a woman.
The He Mulan who’d been defrauded by the villagers until she wanted to vomit blood, resolutely stated:
If she could do it again, she’d definitely conceal her identity, accept the position in the bureaucracy, get a promotion, raise her salary and reach the pinnacle of her life.
In any case, she wouldn’t stand for this extreme suffering!
Tang poetry, Song lyrics, Yuan opera, Ming and Qing novels, the trendsetters of every era have used their own words to record the ups and downs of that era, which may be magnificent or sad. If applied to swordsmanship, the moves will turn hundreds of times, the sword intent will turn thousands of times, the seven emotions will be integrated into the martial arts, and the six desires will return to their roots. When the sword is out, the world will change color because of me.
[Invincible and refreshing article + conquering the empress + decisive killing]
Traveling through the Great Xia Dynasty, Chu Feng transformed himself into a good-for-nothing dandy who listened to music in brothels. At the beginning, he had an invincible background and a female emperor as his wife.
However, in response to the Empress's words that a forced melon is not sweet, Chu Feng said that one would know whether it is sweet or not only by tasting it.
In this way, facing Chu Feng's repeated attacks, the empress's wife gradually became less aloof, but still regarded him as a waste.
Until one day, the empress was in a desperate situation and was besieged by the ten immortal emperors. Chu Feng came out domineeringly and said coldly: Do you think you can touch my wife?
boom--
Ten Immortal Emperors were annihilated!
At this moment, the empress was shocked: He is obviously a playboy and a good-for-nothing, how come he is invincible?
A science enthusiast accidentally traveled to a feudal dynasty without firearms.
He started to build up his fortune by being a small bandit leader.
Are stealing treasures, recruiting refugees, and fighting other strongholds the best ways to increase strength?
No, no, no, wouldn't it be laughable if a time traveler had such limited ambitions?
I've heard a long time ago how good it is to be an emperor. Of course I want to flirt with beautiful women, polish weapons, and become a little emperor too!
Throughout history, there are countless founding emperors who started from a low point. Why can't I be one of them?
The bandits start, and the advantage is mine!
Originally a small clerk, I stumbled upon an immortal transcending a tribulation, and was dragged back to the Warring States Period. To survive, I resorted to modern technology, experiencing major historical events. It's impossible to revisit the original history, but to adhere to the records in the history books, I deliberately concealed many things. A chance encounter with a secret manual gradually transformed me into a cultivator. Over the course of millennia, I encountered beauties of all kinds, but without a breakthrough in my cultivation, I vanished into the dust of history...